[1V1] Trifon Vs Cookie - Quick, think of a witty title - General

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/99cd6adestroyed.png[/IMG][/URL] 10 units You go first because I can't reach my mouse in order to take my turn

[img]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4118/mevstrifon.png[/img] "We be er'." says one of the Clankers. The Clankers are once again looking to expand there great empire to the east, and west territories of this weird but mighty planet.

Wa wa wa wa wa waaaiiiit Small as in mini army I though you meant small as in a small force :tinfoil:

Meh use what you want :) I still take them down ;)

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/481a5bcookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] A small band of the elite Kaka lies below the ground, above them lie their past victims, one of them lie on a large machine gun, 3 others are in musketeers outfits, one with a flintlock pistol, one with a musket and another with a blunderbuss, who talks to the commander, a brutal Kaka name "Kujji Matuukch" outfitted with 2 layers of iron and a large sword he calls "Taklo Pijjiae" (The Blood Drawer). Saying "Jatta que lopezk, jallope mikiki" (I hear vibrations through the metal above, It could be more victims)

[img]http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/4118/mevstrifon.png[/img] The Master of Meckaniks starts to work on a bridge, or a floor to house the new base. The Clankers in the bigger meck stop the gears and the close the steam vales, and the great machine comes to a slow stop.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/c6bb70cookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] Kujji shouts at the musketeer with a blunderbuss [B]"Kann jujjuti malla kuun!"[/B](Well you check it out then scum!), He responds with "Laa shinni" (Yes, sir) and starts running towards the source of the vibrations, Kujji then turns to the other 2 and shouts [B]"Kann Talla kinkuun, sullu flo tarrp"[/B] (You two lazy scum, start flattening the ground) They too respond with "Laa shinni", and start to flatten the ground

[img]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4118/mevstrifon.png[/img] The Meckanik is finished with the bridge and he runs a cross in to refill his Steamits gun. All of the Clanker's machines of war come to a slow stop and everyone hopes out.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/481ba5cookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] The musketeer gets into position and notices the newly constructed bridge, he gets out his blunderbuss and carefully aims towards the bridge, he then fires and a large cannon ball where there should be multiple small ones rapidly fires out, meanwhile at base camp, one musketeer continues to flatten the ground whilst another takes apart the box for supplies

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/6e8bfcmevstrifon.png[/img] One of the light meck's pilot starts to run across the bridge to help out with the steamits. The gunner for the medium meck starts to work on his meck, while the pilot stands guard.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/5afc9ccookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] The cannon balls smashes through the bridge, instantly killing the light meck pilot and making the bridge unstable, the musketeer then runs off, as the 2 musketeer builders continue their business, the box is unassembled and their supplies taken out and the musketeer begins to build a bunker for the gunner, whilst the other has finished flattening and is about to help the other musketeer make a bunker

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/392b21mevstrifon.png[/img] 'The bridge! She fallin'!' The Clanker pilots are surprised when a cannon ball land right in front of the them 'Blood hell!' one of the says 'Ahhh!' the other screams. The Clanker working on his meck turns his head slowly towards the cannon.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/de4a7cookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] The musketeer returns from his mission, Kujji says to him "Balla kuun" (Back already scum?), to which the musketeer replies "Laa shinni, Ji malt unnsel shalop, een taak tele kuun" (Yes sir, I have crippled their advance, and killed one of their scum) "Lanna suup loopa kuun" (Good, now help the others scum) "Laa shinni", The 2 musketeers continue to build the bunker

Oh, my god! You are using the tripod I drew! <3

Look closer, it isnt exactly the same :smug:

Please, make the commander go vs the medium mech in the end.

Thats if they dont die before that

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/4f5542mevstrifon.png[/img] 'Well this er' will put use behind.' says to pilot with the Meckanik. 'Indeed it will.' answers the Meckanik back to the pilot. On the other side the guard seem to be the only person to here voices. from the cave. He hopes in the meck that belonged to the, now, dead Clanker.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/35cacecookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] The musketeers finish building the bunker and then start to reinforce it with 2 layers of iron, one layer first then another, not much else

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/bc32afmevstrifon.png[/img] 'Did he' just jump down that blood hole!?' Asked the pilot. 'Hm, I do believe he did. The here' bridge isn't strong but it can hold light mecks.' said the Meckanik. A super Meckanik machine has been made, able to use in 4 turns.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/c36ab8cookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] Kujji shouts at the musketeers [B]"Malla kann, likk alo dopla ajjop siet akkaka siit janna, kuun"[/B] (You there, have this dynamite and blow that APC down so we can use it, Scum", He obeys and clambers up to the APC as the 2 builders continue to reinforce the bunker

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/290413mevstrifon.png[/img] The Light meck lands on the ledge of the cave, the crash would make you think the meck smashed to pieces.

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/f38479cookieversusme.png[/IMG][/URL] The musketeer takes out a zippo and lights up a long fuse dynamite, which will explode in approximately 2 minutes (3 turns), and drops it down a crevace and then scuttles off to put a short fuse dynamite underneath, so the 2 will meet and make the there fall. Meanwhile, the builders have finished their first layer of reinforcement and start their second

Thats a damn long dynamite

Its a fuse not a dynamite

And that to

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/28cfe1mevstrifon.png[/img] The building Machine comes to life, but the power must reach maximum before the Meckanik can build anything. The Light meck stretches its legs and stands up. This is one good pilot.

Cant believe the word "shit" is the name of your language.

...What? [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] Oh yeah, most people here understand it, they seem to talk it alot

[QUOTE=trifon;26246397]...What? [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] Oh yeah, most people here understand it, they seem to talk it alot[/QUOTE] Kaka means shit.