• Student to graduate despite total lack of common sense in maturity
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[url]http://bannedontheweb.com/student-to-graduate-despite-total-lack-of-common-sense-maturity/[/url] [QUOTE]COLUMBUS, OH – Despite numerous setbacks, threats of sexual harassment lawsuits, and more than once coming dangerously close to expulsion, high school senior Devin Walters is getting ready to graduate this weekend. While his classmates all received their diplomas at a public ceremony three weeks ago, Walters will receive his in his Principal’s office with only his long-suffering parents in attendance. Walters, who states that he has difficulty making friends and has never had a girlfriend, first started getting into trouble in the eighth grade, after hearing another student quip “That’s what she said” during a physical science lab when his teacher expressed difficulty in extracting a large probe from its box. Since then, Walters has been repeating the phrase – and many like it – at nearly every opportunity, often making little to no sense in the process.[/QUOTE] The rest in the link
He's probably a little mental..
This is news? Getting trouble for the first time that far in your school life (eighth grade) is pretty good.
I used to be like that, ever since last year I started falling away from it.
Sounds like almost everyone when I went to high school :sigh:
He sounds mentally challenged. No seriously, he does.
I was unaware that maturity was a requirement for a high school diploma now. And I though four years of math was harsh.
This seems like satire... [quote]"I’d go into the Navy,” he said, “but I’m just not comfortable being stuck out at sea in a vessel full of seamen.” Continued Walters, “Get it? Because seamen sounds exactly like semen. Gross, huh?” [/quote] :downs:
[quote]at nearly every opportunity, often making little to no sense in the process.[/quote] Sounds a lot like me.
[QUOTE=Thom12255;23359245]Sounds a lot like me.[/QUOTE] That's what she said
@ThatHippyMan Ya, that quote made me just go... "Wow. I think this kid is just a fucking loser". No offense to any real creeps out there, but holy shit. Thats fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=Thom12255;23359245]Sounds a lot like me.[/QUOTE] Now for some reason it becomes quite habitual for some. Its like quitting smoking, you keep doing it then try to quit, then slip and then your fucked.
isn't this site like the onion or something because this seems like it
[QUOTE=starpluck;23359145]This is news? Getting trouble for the first time that far in your school life (eighth grade) is pretty good.[/QUOTE] I'm going to be in 9th grade this year and I've never gotten into trouble, besides the common "sit down" or "stop that," etc.
[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;23368429]I'm going to be in 9th grade this year and I've never gotten into trouble, besides the common "sit down" or "stop that," etc.[/QUOTE] You sound like such an interesting guy. [editline]09:12PM[/editline] Isn't Banned on the Web a satire periodical?
This is news? Far worse kids that never behave and rarely attend school get diplomas.
More evidence that the American public educational system is heading towards complete failure. EDIT: The above post is true. EDIT #2: Very True.
[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;23368429]I'm going to be in 9th grade this year and I've never gotten into trouble, besides the common "sit down" or "stop that," etc.[/QUOTE] I bet you're a funny dude to hang out with
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;23359224]This seems like satire... :downs:[/QUOTE] The dialect... HNNNNGGGG- [editline]06:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bautista;23368659]I bet you're a funny dude to hang out with[/QUOTE] Depends, I don't get in trouble simply cause I'm good at not getting caught and lying.
sounds like a "the onion" article
hahahaha. I would expect this out of Ohio State. I'm sorry, there's supposed to be a The before your name? Yeah nobody gives a fuck
[QUOTE=starpluck;23359145]This is news? Getting trouble for the first time that far in your school life (eighth grade) is pretty good.[/QUOTE] In a slow news day, anything able to fill up what needs to be filled up is news.
[QUOTE=Bautista;23368659]I bet you're a funny dude to hang out with[/QUOTE] That's what she said
Teenagers are fucking stupid, this kid isn't unique, interesting, or newsworthy in any way.
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23368394]isn't this site like the onion or something because this seems like it[/QUOTE] Yeah, the way the article is written seems to ring of satire. Plus they couldn't have found a worse picture of the alleged kid, he looks greasy.
OP doesn't understand obvious satire.
[QUOTE=gnome;23370413]Yeah, the way the article is written seems to ring of satire. Plus they couldn't have found a worse picture of the alleged kid, he looks greasy.[/QUOTE] Also the school this supposedly occurred at no longer exists.
welcome to columbus, here's your house in german village and toyota prius
I only say it very sparingly.
Satire is news now?
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