• Shaving a picture of Matt Bonner in his head could net a young Spurs fan an in-school suspension
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[QUOTE]A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn't somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner that was shaved into the back of his head. You read the previous sentence correctly. The Spurs forward, who is averaging just 14.6 minutes per game in the postseason, has apparently made such an impact on Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez that the youngster decided to have a hairstylist shave an image of the Spurs sharpshooter into the back of his haircut. Via Tas Melas, here's the image that has the principals at Woodlake Hills Middle School in righteous fear of the apparently inevitable anarchy and lawlessness in the school halls that will result if Gonzalez comes to school on Thursday without changing the haircut: [img]http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/D.mD1NRCstewGPhwjOaJeQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/MB51612.jpg[/img] Because the image is so threatening, and so severe, if the style isn't "fixed" by Thursday, Gonzalez will have to take in an in-school suspension (the worst of all suspensions, because you don't get to go home and watch TV), because that seems very rational and fair to all the children. Here's the story, from Grace White at FOX 29: [QUOTE]"There was no permission that was given if the parent thought that then it was a miscommunication," said Aubrey Chancellor, Judson I.S.D. District officials say the haircut is a distraction. "Whether it's the spurs or whether it's the cowboys anything people obviously support, it doesn't matter."[/quote] You hear that, Texas schoolchildren? Whether you support spurs or cowboys or even Spurs or Cowboys (two teams that obviously play against each other several times a year for the World Finals of Stanley Bowls), shaving a rather benign image of a fan friendly forward that wears New Balance sneakers during pro basketball games seems like the least offensive infraction we can possibly imagine. Especially when the hero in question was an Academic All-American at college, one who "never received less than an 'A' as final grade in any class throughout his academic career, until he received a 'C' on a chemistry exam in college, which led to a final grade of a 'B.'" (No word on if Bonner's 'C' and 'B' marks were unduly influenced by a classmate featuring an image of Sam Perkins shaved into his head.) We don't know the entirety of this story, or Gonzalez's history. Perhaps he was caught selling three-pointers in the parking lot outside of the school last month. Maybe he was previously suspended for telling a teacher to "square your feet" and "get your elbow under the chalk" as she attempted to teach her class. It's possible that he served a detention earlier in the year for drawing a three-point arc on the inside of a textbook. Still, unless this youngster has some history that led to a reaction like this, the threat of a suspension for an innocuous haircut like this can only be termed an "overreaction."[/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/shaving-picture-matt-bonner-head-could-net-young-013230150.html[/url]
They probably mistook it for Chuck Norris, or anticipated classes being disrupted by Boner-Head
I had no idea you could shave images like that into your hair That is so cool
I dont understand why he cant have this, it doesn't stop him learning only the stupid fucking rules set do that.
what the fuck I want jeremy lin shaved onto my head
Doesn't surprise me one bit.
Knowing kids, everyone in class won't be able to shut the fuck up once he comes in with that haircut. Years 5-9 tend to be full of spastic paranoid fucking little shits that will not shut their damn mouth about anything that seems mildly unusual or amusing in the classroom. The school also doesn't want to be responsible for any bullying that might occur from the image that was shaved on his head, which would pretty much be inevitable.
To be honest if I was the one sitting in desk behind him, it would creep the living shit out of me constantly.
Get Obama shaved into your head. Becoming a walking campaign commercial.
It obviously means he has a bomb hidden in his hair, that's why it needs to go.
That's fucking awesome.
Honestly I'm not sure I'm against schools enforcing good taste.
Come on, get your shit together America.
That looks kind of creepy.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;35988927]Knowing kids, everyone in class won't be able to shut the fuck up once he comes in with that haircut. Years 5-9 tend to be full of spastic paranoid fucking little shits that will not shut their damn mouth about anything that seems mildly unusual or amusing in the classroom. The school also doesn't want to be responsible for any bullying that might occur from the image that was shaved on his head, which would pretty much be inevitable.[/QUOTE] The bullies and the people talking in class should be punished, not him.
Atleast make him put a hoodie up or something. The school shouldn't ask him to change his hairstyle because they don't like it, that's stupid.
I thought it meant Totteham Hotspurs fan, trying to work out who Matt Bonner is.
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;35988676]I had no idea you could shave images like that into your hair That is so cool[/QUOTE] When i was six i asked my mom if i could get a swastika shaved into my hair :v: .
[QUOTE=Zacca;35989192]The bullies and the people talking in class should be punished, not him.[/QUOTE] I'm talking ENTIRE CLASSES, not just "some" kids. I don't know if it's different over there, but here, kids will not shut up no matter how many class-wide detentions or suspensions you give out. Hell, we have special schools here in Australia made specifically for those kids, so that the select few who will actually listen do not have to deal with their bullshit. I think you guys call them military schools.
I won't be the first to say that it looks fucking retarded but the school telling him to get rid of it is just mean.
I think the only way you can fix something like that is shaving all of it off, because I assume him wearing a hoodie/hat is not enough in their book. Then you get in trouble for being bald, explaining THAT is a class distraction. Can't win.
[QUOTE](two teams that obviously play against each other several times a year for the World Finals of Stanley Bowls)[/QUOTE] Whoever wrote this article is fuckin awesome
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;35989497]I'm talking ENTIRE CLASSES, not just "some" kids. I don't know if it's different over there, but here, kids will not shut up no matter how many class-wide detentions or suspensions you give out. Hell, we have special schools here in Australia made specifically for those kids, so that the select few who will actually listen do not have to deal with their bullshit. I think you guys call them military schools.[/QUOTE] Sweden is the exact same, but teachers are to scared to do anything and they're not allowed to give us detention.
When you look at it as an image it looks cool but when you look at his hair and that massive dip it's pretty hilarious
Man, just seeing that picture makes me want to go on an anarchistic rampage.
[QUOTE=Hentie;35988716]what the fuck I want jeremy lin shaved onto my head[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/a5bIw.png[/IMG]
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