It isn't THAT fucked up, but it's a story, here I go;
When I was in fifth grade (I was about 10 or 11) I brought in a lighter, fake marijuana, and I showed some kids. They thought it was cool, "Dude thats real weed??!". The next day I get a call up to the office. "Louie, you're being dismissed". My mom is there (looking normal) and we walk to the car. She screams as loud as she can. She found out. Someone FUCKING ratted. They thought it was REAL weed. The next day after that, I went to a meeting with my mother, an officer, and the principal. They discussed blabla, and I overheard them talking about the social services. The next day, they came to my house, questioning everyone. The next day in school, they called me up to the office again. The cop was there. He took me down to the station to find out what a criminal was like. We went to the prison, and that was... interesting. He took me to a class about marijuana and substance abuse. It all fucking sucked. My mom yells and yells at me everyday, how my life is SO fucked up and how I'm such a burden on her. Anyways, oh well. I go home, sit in my bed, and read. And read. And read.
PART 2: Same year, same grade, same place. One of my friends, Mitchell's birthday was coming up. I couldn't come to his birthday and I promised this kid a birthday present. I know you can't break promises, so I notified him of a present that I can give him. A firecracker. I give it to him the next day in the forest. He goes home, tells his dad. The cop comes the next day to the school. Takes me to the jail, and I have to spend the day in the jail. My mom is flipping fucking constant lids. She is screaming about how her life is fucked up. Oh well.
[b]BONUS!![/b] My Cool Uncle
I had this cool Uncle, "Uncle Phil". His real name was P.T. Blaine. He was fucking awesome, if you know what I mean. He's the guy who drove around in a brown van with his window rolled down and the beard, and the driving gloves. I remember his AC being broken, so we always had the windows rolled down. He was the leader of some google group "big breasted and mature women". He was sooo fucking cool to me. One day, after we saw some action movie in theaters, we drove around a little. (Did I mention we'd always go to the liquor store and he'd buy me a Mike's Hard Lemonade?) and we went past a house of a girl who's name was "Candy". Phil said that he shouldn't be doing this, and not to tell anyone. He took an ounce of maryjane and sold it to "Candy."
He was awesome. Then one day in late 2008, he was put in the hospital. He was getting tired and tired. On January 1st 2009, he died and he was the closest thing to me for a father. My father always screamed at me all the time. He had fucking anger issues.
RIP Phil
Anyways, :what:
stop doing dumb shit and all your problems will be solved.
I was 11 and I didn't think right.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;21910806]stop doing dumb shit and all your problems will be solved.[/QUOTE]
This, to be honest. Schools these days are very touchy when it comes to drugs and explosives.
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21910770]
I had this cool Uncle, "Uncle Phil".[/QUOTE]
Was expecting Bel-Air, then "hahaha this is a banme"
"My life sucks shit pity me and rate hearts" threads are annoying and a waste of time trying to find my reading glasses.
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21910832]I was 11 and I didn't think right.[/QUOTE]
What age are you now?
automerge borked snip to post above
16. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;21910806]stop doing dumb shit and all your problems will be solved.[/QUOTE]
Nothing else left to add.
Also, weren't you the guy that made the "Dan was boobies" thread?
Inb4 "You're childhood wasn't fucked up, my uncle raped me when I was 11."
What about Dan?
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21910842]This, to be honest. Schools these days are very touchy when it comes to drugs and explosives.[/QUOTE]
Yehh its kind of wierd how kids turn out to be massive drugos at the age of 12 and 13, and think its so cool just because they've seen someone else do it.
Freakin' retards.
cut your penis off.
Makes it hurt less.
Seems like you just had really bad luck and that the Police officer was a hypocrite, a firecracker WTF!.
if my kid would play with Fake weed in the 5 grade i would probably laugh till i shit my pants.
You had a shitty childhood and you ruined your social life. :damn:
Your shitty childhood is nothing compared to your friend Dan being Boobies.
[QUOTE=kootee;21910967]Seems like you just had really bad luck and that the Police officer was a hypocrite, a firecracker WTF!.
if my kid would play with Fake weed in the 5 grade i would probably laugh till i shit my pants.[/QUOTE]
Do you know what a hypocrite is?
[QUOTE=Doomish;21910857]
"My life sucks shit pity me and rate hearts" threads are annoying and a waste of time trying to find my reading glasses.[/QUOTE]
um.. this thread is not actually about how his life sucks, its a story about what happened to him when he was 11yr old, and i do not believe that the OP is still 11 years old.
see the difference dick
I assure you there have been way worse childhoods then yours. Anyone remember an Austrian* girl locked up in a basement for her entire life, forced to give birth to her father's children?
[QUOTE=peterson;21911015]Do you know what a hypocrite is?[/QUOTE]
yes i do, and i just realised that i used a bad choice of words, But still the Officer was a total douche taking a 11yr kid to jail.
Hey, guess what, you're childhood sucked because [b]you fucked it up![/b]
Yes you! All by yourself!
Don't complain about stuff like that, it's your fault.
[QUOTE=Jimpy;21911064]I assure you there have been way worse childhoods then yours. Anyone remember an Austrian* girl locked up in a basement for her entire life, forced to give birth to her father's children?[/QUOTE]
Austrian.
Well next time don't bring fake weed to school
My little pony was better
Firecracker as in the fireworks that go boom, or firecracker as in weed baked into peanutbutter between crackers?
-snip-
[QUOTE=Rick Ross;21911265]Firecracker as in the fireworks that go boom, or firecracker as in weed baked into peanutbutter between crackers?[/QUOTE]
does 11yr kids bake peanutbutter weed crackers?
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21910832]I was 11 and I didn't think right.[/QUOTE]
You're older now and you don't think right.
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;21910870]Fake weed.[/QUOTE]
I stopped reading here, you have to be slow to not know to bring that shit to school.
This is nothing compared to what i've been through.
grow the fuck up, grab your balls, and man up son. Lifes a bitch and then you die and you'll probably never get a slice of the pie.
LIVE WITH IT
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.