• Cocaine arrested for drug possession
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[QUOTE]The judge did a double-take and there were giggles aplenty in bond court Wednesday when a bailiff announced the name of a man arrested for drug possession: Edward Cocaine. "What?" uttered a stunned County Judge John "Jay" Hurley. "My last name is Cocaine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His name was indeed legal and inscribed on his driver's license. "You know, I'd thought I'd seen it all," Hurley laughed, shaking his head. "How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?" "Just about every time I get pulled over," a chuckling Cocaine admitted.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-man-named-cocaine-20140416,0,1204962.story[/url]
[QUOTE]And the drug he's accused of possessing? Xanax. [/QUOTE] :v:
So if you want to get released after a drug possession charge, change your surname to a cocaine. Got it, my surname is now Heroin.
I would've loved to be in his class when the teacher took roll
I can see the ferris bueller movie scene now.. Only with the last name relaced with Cocaine. Now that's a scene I want to see
Michael Caine beat him to the punch
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