Man Found in Woman’s House Wearing Female Swim Suit and Robe Claims to be Her Guardian Angel - Polidicks

[QUOTE]No one knows what a real guardian angel might look like but you can bet it probably doesn’t resemble 22-year old Jacob Segura. The New Mexico man is now in jail after a woman says she woke up to find Segura standing in her bedroom doorway wearing only a woman’s bathing suit and a purple robe. When the woman asked Segura what he was doing there, she says he claimed to be her guardian angel. The victim says she was worried about the safety of her small child but still called police. Police say Segura was already wanted on suspicion of child exploitation and possession of child pornography. He admitted to being high on meth. The victims were not home.[/QUOTE] [url]http://news.kron4.com/news/man-found-in-womans-house-wearing-female-swim-suit-and-robe-claims-to-be-her-guardian-angel/[/url]

lol I wonder what would happen if she bought his story.

The shit people try to say :v:

Oh yeah, and here's his picture. [IMG]http://news.kron4.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/segura.jpg[/IMG] Not exactly angel material, I think.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;45373717]Oh yeah, and here's his picture. [IMG]http://news.kron4.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/segura.jpg[/IMG] Not exactly angel material, I think.[/QUOTE] looks more like the devil to me

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;45373791]looks more like the devil to me[/QUOTE] IDK he just looks like somebody high on drugs of course given that drugs are the devil to a lot of people you're probably not too far off.

[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;45373701]lol I wonder what would happen if she bought his story.[/QUOTE] A romantic comedy.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;45373717]Oh yeah, and here's his picture. [IMG]http://news.kron4.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/segura.jpg[/IMG] Not exactly angel material, I think.[/QUOTE] His hair [I]kinda[/I] looks like Jesus's though [t]http://img.gmw.cn/images/attachement/jpg/site2/20120824/eca86ba0526e11a1851058.jpg[/t]