Man gets stuck in a vagina - Polidicks

[quote]He got stuck inside a giant stone vagina outside the microbiology and virology department of a university in Germany. The unnamed man got into the statue as a prank but ended up having to be freed by a team of 22 firefighters. [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-stuck-vagina-student-3746212#ixzz35S9JonNR[/url] Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook[/quote] [img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/a4f4779e2b33843d098497dd48b3c9cd/tumblr_n7mlj1VYjG1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-stuck-vagina-student-3746212[/url] He should have gone round the back

I was thinking of him getting his dick stuck.

Two firefighters came to help, the other 20 were just there to have a laugh.

That's hilarious. I bet everyone will never let that down.

ITS A MAN EATING VAGINA THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS

I used to make jokes about using super-glue as lube and facing such a situation, but I guess this is a little different

[QUOTE]Thankfully there was no damage to the €120,000 (£95,000) vagina[/QUOTE]

Did he think that it was his hole and it was made for him? :v:

The never ending yo mamma joke

[QUOTE=Riller;45190203][QUOTE]Thankfully there was no damage to the €120,000 (£95,000) vagina[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] Damn, that's some expensive pussy.

[QUOTE=isnipeu;45190216]Damn, that's some expensive pussy.[/QUOTE] Cost more then y'all ever get!

I wonder how many times they've had to do this

I thought it was gonna be like that one video where a guy puts his whole head inside a vagina.

rebirth

That hole did not belong to him. Drr-drrr-ddrrrr-dddrr-drdr

They will have to put up a sign, please don't enter the vagina you will get stuck

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;45190243]I thought it was gonna be like that one video where a guy puts his whole head inside a vagina.[/QUOTE] Called pressure spot iirc, unfortunately fake.

And that son, is where babies come from.

That must've been some tight pussy.

should've gone with a cesarean.

[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;45190208]Did he think that it was his hole and it was made for him? :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=booster;45190264]That hole did not belong to him. Drr-drrr-ddrrrr-dddrr-drdr[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Seriousshakey;45190269]They will have to put up a sign, please don't enter the vagina you will get stuck[/QUOTE] [url=http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html]For those who didn't get the references to this short comic, enjoy.[/url]

Sounds like something you would find in Deviantart by clicking Random

Now before any of you go "Oh, them silly Germans", according to this German source the dude who got stuck in the (stone) vagina was an American exchange student. [url]http://www.augsburger-allgemeine.de/panorama/Austauschstudent-steckt-in-Stein-Vagina-fest-es-war-eine-Mutprobe-id30286632.html[/url]

[QUOTE=psychojake;45190522][url=http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html]For those who didn't get the references to this short comic, enjoy.[/url][/QUOTE] the fuuuuck

[QUOTE=uber.;45190649]Now before any of you go "Oh, them silly Germans", according to this German source the dude who got stuck in the (stone) vagina was an American exchange student. [url]http://www.augsburger-allgemeine.de/panorama/Austauschstudent-steckt-in-Stein-Vagina-fest-es-war-eine-Mutprobe-id30286632.html[/url][/QUOTE] those darn horny americans again

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;45190243]I thought it was gonna be like that one video where a guy puts his whole head inside a vagina.[/QUOTE] oh gosh i'd totally forgotten about that right up until now thanks

[QUOTE=KingOfCS;45190369]Called pressure spot iirc, [B]unfortunately[/B] fake.[/QUOTE] Please explain what would be fortunate about a man shoving his skull into a woman's vagina

[QUOTE=PatrickT;45190765]the fuuuuck[/QUOTE] Classic Japanese horror manga. For more crazy shit like that, look for Uzumaki and Gyo, which involve spirals and cyborg fish zombies respectively. *gashunk* Also I now know that there is a German university that has a massive stone vagina. That is a thing that exists.

[QUOTE]This student has brought a new meaning to the term born again.[/QUOTE] heh [QUOTE]"The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed."[/QUOTE] hah [QUOTE]Their log of the incident says simply: "A person trapped in a stone vulva".[/QUOTE] HAHAHA

[URL="https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/481063319059460097"]https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/481063319059460097 [/URL] this sums up my thoughts about this.