if you go forward your schlong just stays a constant distance away so you can't even do it
rule 34 most likely beat you to it anyways
if you placed the second portal on something that could be moved this would be possible, but nope otherwise
ive seen enough furry porn to know that this has been done before
[QUOTE=DDSNv2;34489422]ive seen enough furry porn to know that this has been done before[/QUOTE]
MUCH more than enough, imo.
Whoever made the video clearly didn't think it through.
poop dick
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;34489098]It has.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought about it when I was playing portal for the first time.I always somehow manage to make sexual thoughts about everything....I guess it's my age and lack of pussy
I would definitely try this.
[QUOTE=Bound;34489386]if you placed the second portal on something that could be moved this would be possible, but nope otherwise[/QUOTE]
Nope, not true.
All you gotta do is place two portals on two slopes, which are positioned in a v shape to each other.
Then just slide down to the bottom of the v.
It's kinda hard to explain, so I drew a little picture to make it more clear.
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg856/scaled.php?server=856&filename=portalsl.jpg&res=medium[/img]
The butt-weiner distance gets reduced because of the v shape.
Man...maybe I'm giving this whole thing a little too much thought...
[QUOTE=bilo;34494595]Nope, not true.
All you gotta do is place two portals on two slopes, which are positioned in a v shape to each other.
Then just slide down to the bottom of the v.
It's kinda hard to explain, so I drew a little picture to make it more clear.
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg856/scaled.php?server=856&filename=portalsl.jpg&res=medium[/img]
The butt-weiner distance gets reduced because of the v shape.
Man...maybe I'm giving this whole thing a little too much thought...[/QUOTE]
Okay, and how much time exactly did you spend to think about, come up with and illustrate a way to buttfuck yourself with portals?
This joke has been made so many times already.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;34495309]Okay, and how much time exactly did you spend to think about, come up with and illustrate a way to buttfuck yourself with portals?[/QUOTE]
Uh...would you believe me if I'm merely interested by the science behind all of it?
[QUOTE=bilo;34495436]Uh...would you believe me if I'm merely interested by the science behind all of it?[/QUOTE]
Bullshit, we all know you want to fuck yourself in the ass.
unless you were a horse, this doesn't work.
the video could of been done a lot sooner, when Portal first came out. It would of been funny then, and not many would of second guessed it.
id do it
[QUOTE=bilo;34494595]Nope, not true.
All you gotta do is place two portals on two slopes, which are positioned in a v shape to each other.
Then just slide down to the bottom of the v.
It's kinda hard to explain, so I drew a little picture to make it more clear.
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg856/scaled.php?server=856&filename=portalsl.jpg&res=medium[/img]
The butt-weiner distance gets reduced because of the v shape.
Man...maybe I'm giving this whole thing a little too much thought...[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't come out at that angle from the other portal if you want to get scientificish.
Just put the other portal in your bumhole.
I'm surprised this hasn't become another massive debate on whether this is considered masturbation or not
[QUOTE=luigi1107;34498560]Just put the other portal in your bumhole.[/QUOTE]
then wouldn't your dick come out of your butt?
[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/030/dickbutt.jpg[/IMG]
wait that means you could have sex with someone through your dick butt or give yourself oral from your butt
Couldn't you put a portal on a box type deal and then move that to your ass?
a whole thread on how to have anal sex with yourself, using portals
you'll never cease to amaze me, facepunch
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34501458]Couldn't you put a portal on a box type deal and then move that to your ass?[/QUOTE]
Fleshlight - dual portal edition.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;34498354]It wouldn't come out at that angle from the other portal if you want to get scientificish.[/QUOTE]
Oh yea, you are right.
I guess, you'd have to bend you dick down a bit...
Can more than two portals exist at one time?
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