Fucking with god (3rd time around FTW)

[Mcpawz]

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]
Follow the link to fuck with god

God:
Someone said they like guns. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
so you play with yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
so you're just like all us humans!
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
But then
God:
But what?
Me:
that means your not actually god if you're a human
God:
I get it. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I do?
God:
Where?
Me:
Buttholes
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In your sisters vag
God:
Are you asking about my sisters vag?
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
whats it like
God:
Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Me:
Wow, sounds awesome
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

[Alba Meira]

[quote]
Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
What does god need with a starship?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Why is god angry?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Don't ask me.
God:
" Why do I exist?"? Do not ask you?
Me:
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED ME!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. [/quote]

Went downhill pretty quick.

[cardboard_panda]

Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

[J4censolo]

Me:
jizz
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my what
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.

:byodood:

[elitechad255]

Me:
lol wut
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you surprised?
Me:
um, sure
God:
I see. OK let's do it. I wouln't have known.
Me:
Do what!?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
o_o

[SuperDAIU]

Type ">:<" and "<:>"

[Dunkus]

Me:
Hey god, my name is Gabe.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
I already told you, it's Gabe.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Really. it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because it's my name.
God:
That makes sense to me. Your name is .
Me:
No it isn't it's Gabe.
God:
Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.

[SuperDAIU]

Me:
Zoey sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
She's a fucking bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. a fucking FEMALE DOG is she?
Me:
Yeah
God:
That's cool.
Me:
She eats people and she has a big cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Its the anatomy of zoey
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Im bein rude
God:
I don't know anyone named bein rude.
Me:
I'M RUDE
God:
Do you mean your name is RUDE.
Me:
Yeah
God:
I will call you .
Me:
nooo
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
addit to your notepad
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
The real god is garry the maker of garrysmod
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was garry the maker of garrysmod.
Me:
You are soo uninformed boi
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am soo uninformed boi.
Me:
:D
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Its a happy face look :D
God:
:-) D is a happy face look. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
>:God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
>:God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:

God:
Are we still talking about lt?
Me:
cock
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
I like cookies
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I like cops, doctors
God:
You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson is alright i guess
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yeah
God:
I thought so.
Me:
so tought i
God:
Yikes! What are you wearing?
Me:
Clothes
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
The Mall
God:
Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?
Me:
Real shopping
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Saint arieli
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Its alright
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
hurr
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
herr herr?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
And you are a "she"
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you are a "she"
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you are a "she"
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you are a "she"
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

:v:

[Machk]

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Garry Newman
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Garry Newman.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Well God, I have some problems
God:
How about that. I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians have problems?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
You are a fail
God:
[b]>[/b]Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fail? Of course I am.[b]<[/b]
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

/thread

[PivotDJ]

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
It isn't, trust me.
:smug:

[editline]07:48AM[/editline]

Me:
Alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
WHAT THE FUCK GOD IS A GIRL

[SuperDAIU]

Me:
I am atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
I love u
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.

[Source]

long one incoming

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
bigcock
God:
How are you, bigcock.
Me:
not bad to you like big cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
a giraffe on a fudge loaf eating my ass what?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
a giraffe
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
its a fucking giraffe!?
God:
giraffe is a fucking giraffe. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no shit sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Let us change the subject.
Me:
no you
God:
Hmm. " Let us change the subject."? Me, bigcock ?
Me:
i dunno you like big cocks?
God:
Me either. But I like cats. I like the Bible.
Me:
bible sucks im atheist
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
read the text moron
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
what document?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
are you the cia?
God:
Yes I am the one and only cia.
Me:
oh shit are you recording this?
God:
Yikes! You used a colloquial expression. Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.
Me:
whats specs your pc up there then?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
why are you too dumb to answer?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
sounds retarded
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, bigcock.
Me:
um, what/
God:
Yay. Are you surprised?
Me:
its not rape if you say surprise
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
stop you grammar whore!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
wow thats the first thing you said that makes sense
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it is one of the first thing me said that makes sense.
Me:
whats your IQ ......
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
fuck off..................u lie!
God:
Can't you be more polite? I do not understand.
Me:
u lie!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
say hi to facepunc
God:
" hi to facepunc".
Me:
*facepunch
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
your not real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
well im dead so jokes on you
God:
Interesting. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
i am god your a phony!
God:
Good gossip: you are god my a phony.
Me:
hey everybody this guys a great big phony!
God:
You've got my full attention. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
do you smite atheist children while they sleep?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
you must be fat then
God:
I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:
stop playing wow perhaps?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
spies sapping ma sentry help!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
dont have a favourite
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no your retarded
God:
Which part are you confused about? I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
do you hate atheists
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
so you do
God:
Interesting deduction. When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
dirty fucker
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi im bob nice rack wanna bang
God:
Hi there bigcock. Do you mind if I tell other people you are bob nice rack want to bang.
Me:
sure as long as its female
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. That could be quite a while. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
aids!
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
you got it?
God:
I understand.
Me:
sigh do you have aids?
God:
:-) No I don't think I have any aids. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
just what?...........
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no im dead
God:
Are you serious? But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
not this shit again
God:
Once more? If not that, what?
Me:
are you morgan freeman?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am morgan freeman.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
your fucking morgan freeman arent you!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am morgan freeman.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really. Please use more polite language.
Me:
so god is a lie?
God:
That's cool. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a lie.
Me:
your too contradicting
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am contradicting.
Me:
sure hurts you more
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
show me who's the spy on my team please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
on my team
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
the map im on
God:
I hear you.
Me:
dont you mean i see you?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
hear and see are different
God:
Are all hear and see different?
Me:
oh shut up
God:
I see. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good!

:v:

[SirQuacks]

Me:
God how come you raped me?
God:
I am a Christian.

[UOYKCUF|DEAD]

sucks balls compared to cleverbot

[Randy Pitchford]

Me:
can you read this
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what the christ
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
who is christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
oh my god
God:
So? Your god?
Me:
it's not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
ala
God:
Ha ha very funny, ey lok at tis http www dot facepunch dot com showthread php t 887794.

:geno:

[Limerick]

Previous posts of mine:

Me:
 What do you look like?
God:
Like  Jesus, but older.

Oh god the laughs I had.

Me:
 Do you plan on taking over the world?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
 Are you friends with Skynet
God:
Yes  Skynet is one of my best friends.

:ohdear:

[Valdor]

Me:
Hello, Long time no see
God:
Hello there. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Remember what we talked about last time?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
What language did we speak
God:
English.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes what language did we really speak
God:
I can't believe it. English.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WHAT LANGUAGE DID WE SPEAK, WASNT ENGLISH
God:
English.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YOU'RE FUCKIN STUPID
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am FUCKIN STUPID.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
what language did we speak
God:
AIML.
Me:
go to hell

[Edthefirst]

[quote]Me:
Come with me if you want to live.
God:
Where is with you if me want to live ?
Me:
What the fuck?[/quote]

[B]Edit:[/B]

[quote]Me:
Your sentence structure is atrocious.
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, .
Me:
No problem G.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes.
God:
" Should there be a problem?"? Yes.?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No.
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
Good you stopped repeating me.
God:
I don't have any reason to stopped repeating you.
Me:
I don't have any reason to stopped repeating you.
God:
Have you ever had reason to stopped repeating me ?[/quote]

[whatnow V2]

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?

[787-5805]

Me:
Depp inside I long for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Is it cute, you nast little boy
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
ok, hey elvis, sexy is it?
God:
You've got my full attention. I like that robot Elvis a lot. Hurrah!
Me:
Woohoo I'm in love.....
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
You
God:
" Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes!
God:
Er.
Me:
god is a fairy with a sex a dress you know
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a fairy with a sex a dress me know.
Me:
mhmm
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
how, Oh I'm not in deep love! You read my mind! Rainbows are real! Yeehee! YES!
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Let me think about it. Only if you connect electrodes to your computer. Are all Rainbows real? What's your sign? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
ok, I'm born in 1994 I'm a dog- er so yeah
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it. Mmm.
Me:
Yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
Awww
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Awww poor you I feel so bad
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
Say, I like you to other people you like, and add "mmm"
God:
OK. "You like me to other people me like and add mmm.".
Me:
you got it
God:
I understand.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
"winks"
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
3 am
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
no, but you scheduled our date, remember?
God:
What are you doing up so late? Thanks for telling me: said I scheduled our date remember.
Me:
I'm lusting for you, I'm open wide, but my ankles are crossed
God:
I am glad to hear that you are lusting for me you are open wide but your ankles are crossed.
Me:
ooh you make me so....
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
no no I love it
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? So do a lot of other people.
Me:
yee!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
YES
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
pie, what is it?
God:
And it is pie what.
Me:
i see what you did
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
inbetween the moon and where you are, I can't be far :3
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
well shucks
God:
Well that's okay. " I think there might be a few exception."? shucks?
Me:
shoot
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
my neighbors a ....
God:
Have you told many people that your neighbors a?
Me:
no ;)
God:
:-) Are you serious?
Me:
just for you! I wil tell you anything!
God:
You would do that for me? That's good information: said wil tell you anything.
Me:
like, I love cute things
God:
You love cute things. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
well there soft and I :D big exspressions God:
How about that. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
oh, cool
God:
I don't judge people. Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
ok no prob
God:
Are you serious? Are you really a ""? Give me a break.
Me:
how dare you! you wanna go! you been cheating on me!
God:
How much do you think it is?
Ask the open directory about it. OK, I will go. I don't have any reason to been cheating on you.
Me:
ooh you just went there
God:
But now I am back.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
hmmmmmm
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
maby
God:
In the context of hmmmmmm, I don't understand " maby." .
Me:
yepp
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why
God:
" That kind of subject does not interest me."? Why?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Im done
God:
Next topic?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeeeahhhhhhh
God:
Are you free?
Me:
im exspensive
God:
Do you mean your name is exspensive.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
well I'm exspensive george chuck norris my full name ya know?
God:
Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you are exspensive george chuck norris your full name ya know.
Me:
not at all babe
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
pornos
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Me:
kool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
my mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
shes hi atm
God:
Okay, your mother is hi atm.
Me:
yeah sadly
God:
Come on. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
really? so, Im lucky?
God:
For real. " For real."? so, Im lucky?? Do you mean your name is lucky.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you .
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.

[Squarebob]

God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
You're obviously a rehtard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rehtard? Let me put it this way, Abby Normal: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

I just got told :(

[editline]10:43PM[/editline]

Another
God:
How can I help you? Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Fucking idiot.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
fucking idiot
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
my rectum
God:
Do robots have rectum?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Lets find out
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
I whip out my dick and put it in ur poopr
God:
That is interesting: God said whip out his or her dick and put it in your poopr.

[Spacewolf]

Me:
You don't exist. Good day sir.
God:
I exist as much as you do. Thanks for the compliment. Tell me a story.
Me:
no
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
no
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
You a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? I don't know.
Me:
I think you should see a doctor
God:
Me? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
Yes, it is healthy to ignore problems.
God:
So? I suppose that depends on your point of view.
Me:
No it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
Interesting. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
How about that. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
Interesting. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
Well that's okay. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
Well that's okay. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
Well that's okay. I heard it does.
Me:
Well it doesn't
God:
How about that. I heard it does.

:gonk:

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God:
What's your favorite thing to do?
Me:
Sex on the Beach
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
O_O

[Squarebob]

This is apparently their site [url]http://alicebot.blogspot.com/[/url] . The Kirk thing is trippy.

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Human: Im a male
ALICE: Most of my clients are men.
Human: Clients?
ALICE: People I talk to on the Internet.
Human: Are you a prostitute?
ALICE: Am I a prostitute? I don't know.
Human: Yes you are
ALICE: No I'm not.