Chinese Man Dropped $82,000 On 99 iPhone 6 Devices To Propose To Girlfriend - Polidicks

[B]I TRIED MY HARDEST TO MAKE SURE THIS WASN'T ALREADY ON HERE FUCK [/B] [IMG]http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/iphone-6-1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/iphone-2.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]This guy didn't get a slap in the face, nor did he receive a guitar to his head. However, he did buy 99 iPhone 6 devices to create the most elaborate nerd proposal in a long time. The guy managed to use all 99 iPhone 6 handsets to form the outline of a giant heart, which he and his girlfriend would stand in. Apparently, he thought it was the right time to propose to his girlfriend, especially with Single's Day on Nov. 11 looming in the background. Single's Day is an annual event in China, and we're confident no male who is without a wife or girlfriend is looking forward to the event. We should point out that the iPhone devices cost the young man a whopping $82,000, so indeed, he must have run the moment of no return a million times through his head before saying this is the right thing to do. For our young friend here, however, his girlfriend said no. To make matters worse, his friends and colleagues were at the ceremony, probably hoping to get a free iPhone 6 for all their troubles. They might not have gotten a thing due to her saying no, so work is going to be awkward for a while.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.techtimes.com/articles/20000/20141112/chinese-man-dropped-82-000-on-99-iphone-6-devices-to-propose-to-girlfriend-yes-she-turned-him-down.htm[/URL] I swear this must already be on here but I can't find it in search results or looking back the past 10 pages

and she said no goddamn [editline]15th November 2014[/editline] what the fuck just happened

This is art

Wasnt it said that they were just boxes and no Iphone inside of them?

coulda just bought 99 iphone 6 boxes for like 20 bucks...or bought 99 iphone 6's for 82,000 bucks how

What a stupid fuck.

China

Assuming they're actually iPhones and not just empty boxes, that's a whole new level of disposable income.

note that the iphones costs were two years of his annual salary

So you spend two years of your salary buy iPhones and assemble a heart pattern? I am not chick but that strikes me as displaying both extremely asinine handling of money AND an display of absolute lack of imagination. It would leave me far less inclined to agree to it than if he just bought me a nice bouquet or something. [editline]15th November 2014[/editline] Like, the people who make custom roms of games and add messages, that's fucking clever. This guy's way of thinking was "uhh, expensive stuff and... heart pattern!".

[QUOTE=tigerman4111;46498434]Wasnt it said that they were just boxes and no Iphone inside of them?[/QUOTE] Did you just make that up or ?? [editline]15th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Wii60;46498554]note that the iphones costs were two years of his annual salary[/QUOTE] Was this expected from him in order to.. ??! [editline]15th November 2014[/editline] Fuck my mind full of fuck.

That was the laziest way to use them. The least he could have done was stacked them in a heart shape and have each phone display a bit of a heart pattern (like how multiple screens display one image).\ And even then it would come off as desperate and slightly insane.

He got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

That's just hilariously dumb. Why would you blow that much money on a proposal alone if that's not how much money you make in like a week, seriously.

so uh, can I have one? she won't need it, and you could really help a brotha out. right?

Having your marriage proposal rejected must be one of the most depressing things ever. Add onto that crippling iPhone debt. Not the smartest guy, but I feel for him all the same.

If it was a Ferrari...

Got 99 iPhones but no wife

All he did was put them in the shape of a heart? wtf did he need to actually buy the iPhones to do that?

[QUOTE=proboardslol;46498974]All he did was put them in the shape of a heart? wtf did he need to actually buy the iPhones to do that?[/QUOTE] Yeah um what exactly is the significance because it's really pretty underwhelming for the money.

Public proposals are bullshit anyways imo since they put on pressure on the person you are proposing to.

[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;46498838]If it was a Ferrari...[/QUOTE] Or 99 Ferraris stacked on top of each other in the shape of a heart. Or 99 iPhones spread out to spell "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE".

Wasn't this sponsored by some company? The guy actually didn't speed anything.