I've been researching this for a while and it seems completely legitimate.There was even a documentary on the History Channel([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJQ5RX1Fwkc[/url]).
The theory suggests that aliens genetically engineered us by manipulating their DNA to create us.This explains, Jesus, the Devil, the Bible and so on.Just watch the documentary.It will grab you.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJQ5RX1Fwkc[/url]
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Duh, he's originally from Israel...
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Truth is, god dosn't have a greencard, so he's an illeagal alien! :v:
He is the predator.
But the idea does seem logical...
nope
God wasn't born on Earth, so technically he is an alien
Also, that is NOT a documentary, it didn't contain a single documented fact.
We may have some sort of alien overseers, watching and studying us like a glorified Truman Show, but they wouldn't be Gods.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23438451]Also, that is NOT a documentary, it didn't contain a single documented fact. Just theories.[/QUOTE]
It has quotes from the bible, and if you watch the later series, it has a shitload of evidence.Take the time to watch it before you make any comments.
The History Channel needs to go back to being the Hitler Channel and stop this psuedo-scientific anti-masonic conspiracy theorist crap.
[QUOTE=Conspiratus;23438470]It has quotes from the bible, and if you watch the later series, it has a shitload of evidence.Take the time to watch it before you make any comments.[/QUOTE]
Oh, quotes from the bible... Now that renders it a nice bundle of facts. :v:
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;23438472]The History Channel needs to go back to being the Hitler Channel and stop this psuedo-scientific anti-masonic conspiracy theorist crap.[/QUOTE]
What, you don't agree that jewish bankers rule everything?Money is power and they make money the easiest way, by having interest.Almost every civilized person on this planet has taken a loan with interest included.Imagine how much money they have by now
Yes, I would know, I died yesterday
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;23438472]The History Channel needs to go back to being the Hitler Channel and stop this psuedo-scientific anti-masonic conspiracy theorist crap.[/QUOTE]
They would just compromise.
Was Hitler an alien?
[QUOTE=Conspiratus;23438498]What, you don't agree that jewish bankers rule everything?Money is power and they make money the easiest way, by having interest.Almost every civilized person on this planet has taken a loan with interest included.Imagine how much money they have by now[/QUOTE]
Oh, now I get it, you're a nutcase...
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;23438506]Yes, I would know, I died yesterday[/QUOTE]
How is the internet in hell? And do you get a good PC?
This makes a whole lot more sense than evolution, right?
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;23438548]This makes a whole lot more sense than evolution, right?[/QUOTE]
Maybe for a yokel, but not for a scientist.
If aliens made us with their advanced technology then why do we have so many genetic diseases, or is this inevitable?
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;23438548]This makes a whole lot more sense than evolution, right?[/QUOTE]
Of course, I mean how people in 3k BC know precise information about the solar system.Aliens gave it to them, same as math, science and so on.
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;23438548]This makes a whole lot more sense than evolution, right?[/QUOTE]
In no way, shape, or form.
I'd be more inclined to believe in aliens than god.
Infact, i do believe in extra terrestrial life, but if it's ever visited us, we may never know.
Also somebody already beat you to informing Facepunch of this:
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In the beginning, Allah/God created the Big Bang. This caused 20 thousands universes to occur at once. Ours was the lucky one and due to giant overlapping universe tentacles, Earth was made from the cosmic dust of the moon and some poor bastard planet the sun aborted. Space aliens came and took a shit in the oceans, and life popped up.
It evolved into dinosaurs and they were pretty cool until a supervolcano took their asses out. Thought it was a meteor? Coulda been, but supervolcanos are cooler. This caused an ice age where humans started to be smart and sophisticated, fighting 50 foot tall mammoths and cats the size of cars. Aliens came down and had drunken sex with humans, leaving behind their lightbulbs. The alien babies were really smart, and with the lightbulbs and gravitron beams made the pyramids.
They mastered levitation and discovered Atlantis before migrating to the Americas, where they fought giant apes for survival. Jesus and Mohammed became best buds in Arabia and made cool books before dying in shrouds that magically imprint their images.
Greeks had orgies, Romans colonized Antarctica, and aliens took a big deuce over Russia.
In Europe, shit was cash because they figured out how to make cities and such, and knights fought samurais and ninjas. Evil witches were accused of being witches and they brought the wrath of the black plague. 8 billion died.
Eventually America was formed from the ashes of the slain armies of Britain and sculpted from the clay of [B]God himself, who was really an alien/woman/homosexual.[/B] They managed to kill the entire British army with no help and kick ass at everything.
Napoleon, aka the first Antichrist, took over Europe. Then he failed. But it was all cool because he was poisoned. America had the world's bloodiest war with the Civil War and following that World War 2 started.
Hitler, really being the second antichrist, an uber catholic, the devil, a magician, a mystic, a homosexual, and the owner of one ball, used alien technology to make UFOs and bring doom to us all, except America saved Europe from him. Oh, and Russia helped, too. We nuked Japan three times. The war ended and America was awesome.
Aliens crashed again, the Cold War happened, secret planes, UFOs, and space lasers took over as America almost ended the wold 70+ times in 30+ years. Chernobyl happened at some point and Prypiat was taken over by ghosts.
Alien ghosts funded Chupacabras to attack Florida. The White House was assaulted by UFOs and ghosts of Lincoln and Kennedy, who both were killed by the Freemasons.
Australia had superbugs, England has a mouth made for sucking America's cock, Canada has eskimos, Africa is full of black, AIDs(aka US government project X)-carrying terrorists, Muslims are good, Jews are bad, and Japan is so kawaii.
Then the world may or may not have been hit by a gamma ray burst just as ghosts and bigfeet made a huge profit off of a bunch of lumberjacks, truck drivers, and pawn shop owners.
George Bush was predicted by Nostradomus to kill everyone and 9/11 was an inside job. In the end the Bible was actually factual and we all went to hell, which coincidentally was actually a metaphor for Mars, where aliens live.
See all that they never taught you in school?
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If aliens were hanging around why did they teach us such basic things when they could have propelled us billions of years into the future technologically. This whole thing does not make sense to me.
Enough of these god/religion/atheism threads.
I somewhat believe in a higher being, but not necessarily god. This sounds legitimate but, doubtful nonetheless.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;23438584]In no way, shape, or form.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm..This was a research project that I can't remember the name of, but it used to be famous.Ok during WW2 when American fighter planes flew over a primative tribes who didn't know shit about technology.When the primitive tribe saw the fighter planes they thought it was God, so they started worshipping the plane.They later started to mimic the plane and eventually built a real-life size model of it.
Imagine this, aliens come to this planet inhabited by a primitive race that doesn't know shit about technology.The aliens have advanced technology such as rockets and other machines.The primitive race would worship them as Gods.
Something I have thought of, thanks I'll watch this
[QUOTE=Conspiratus;23438679]Hmmm..This was a research project that I can't remember the name of, but it used to be famous.Ok during WW2 when American fighter planes flew over a primative tribes who didn't know shit about technology.When the primitive tribe saw the fighter planes they thought it was God, so they started worshipping the plane.They later started to mimic the plane and eventually built a real-life size model of it.
Imagine this, aliens come to this planet inhabited by a primitive race that doesn't know shit about technology.The aliens have advanced technology such as rockets and other machines.The primitive race would worship them as Gods.[/QUOTE]
Sure, maybe on another planet in another solar system.
[QUOTE=Conspiratus;23438679]Hmmm..This was a research project that I can't remember the name of, but it used to be famous.Ok during WW2 when American fighter planes flew over a primative tribes who didn't know shit about technology.When the primitive tribe saw the fighter planes they thought it was God, so they started worshipping the plane.They later started to mimic the plane and eventually built a real-life size model of it.
Imagine this, aliens come to this planet inhabited by a primitive race that doesn't know shit about technology.The aliens have advanced technology such as rockets and other machines.The primitive race would worship them as Gods.[/QUOTE]
Why would they fly around us with their massive visible ships. Don't you think that's a bit irresponsible for a hugely advanced race to do to a developing people?
[QUOTE=Draicia;23438617]If aliens were hanging around why did they teach us such basic things when they could have propelled us billions of years into the future technologically. This whole thing does not make sense to me.[/QUOTE]
Who says they are good aliens?With the size of this huge universe, who know how many different species of aliens there are.Some are good some are bad.
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