Man does 111 mph in 45 mph zone to have sex, he tells cops
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[QUOTE][URL="http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/27/11429281-i-did-111-mph-to-go-have-sex-man-tells-cops?lite"]MSNBC [/URL]- File this under "Excuses Traffic Cops Don't Hear Every Day."A Chicago-area man who allegedly was clocked driving 111 mph through a 45 mph forest preserve told a patrol officer he was in a hurry to “try to go have sex with a girl he liked.”
Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, which lies about 20 miles west of downtown Chicago, was caught speeding through Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve last Saturday, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Police Sgt. Gregg Bell told the paper an officer saw Ramirez's 1994 Honda Prelude run a red light, then run a stop sign. Another officer pulled him over and asked him why he was traveling so fast.
For sex, he said.[/QUOTE]
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"Eh, worth it"
He sure is quick.
He was going 111 MPH in a '94 Prelude? He must've been really jamming that pedal down to get that fast. :v:
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;35772125]He sure is quick.[/QUOTE]
You are sure quick with these jokes.
[QUOTE=Young Lu;35772204]You are sure quick with these jokes.[/QUOTE]
Keep up, speed racer.
Looks like he Dunn it.
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I'd make one of those new-fangled MW2 jokes, but I'm too lazy to.
[QUOTE=Tudd;35772249]Looks like he Dunn it.[/QUOTE]
Too soon, mate.
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;35772125]He sure is quick.[/QUOTE]
The brave pun maker in a no pun allowed time
[QUOTE=Tudd;35772249]Looks like he Dunn it.[/QUOTE]
Wow, this right here is full of win on SO many levels.
..I didn't know a 1994 Honda Prelude could go that fast.
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;35772623]The brave pun maker in a no pun allowed time[/QUOTE]
I'll miss you.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35772186]He was going 111 MPH in a '94 Prelude? He must've been really jamming that pedal down to get that fast. :v:[/QUOTE]
It's kinda comforting to know there's other people who's also suffering from [I]heavy right-foot syndrome[/I] than me.
I wanted to post a ramirez meme image, but in fear of getting banned
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RAMIREZ
DO 111MPH FOR SEX
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:(
[QUOTE=piranhamatt;35773136]I wanted to post a ramirez meme image, but in fear of getting banned
:([/QUOTE]
pfft those j[URL="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19731666.jpg"]o[/URL]kes are bad anyways
Would have been better if he was going 69 mph :quagmire:
Hah, heard this is the radio. Don't remember much, but it involved his girlfriend not having sex for 90 days because of some movie, and that's why he was clocked so high.
She will never wear heels again; burning her tires hot before speeding away into the moonlight
Apsh, facepunch responds like they wouldn't do the same for some ass.
What a lad
Should be about this, for non-Americans (done though Google):
He was doing about 178 KM/H, in a 72 KM/H zone.
Hey, the man's got priorities.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;35774946]Hey, the man's got priorities.[/QUOTE]
Just a shame he got screwed by the police instead
"I came as fast as I could!"
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;35772623]The brave pun maker in a no pun allowed time[/QUOTE]
In their tongue, Punghati...
[I][B]PUNMAKER[/B][/I]
I'm pretty sure my car can't go over 70.
Dude lives in my town. Prolly went to my highschool.
he'll be in prison guys
plenty of sex there
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