“Irony”
By, McNab
Shakespearean English is so passé,
It is the most annoying thing ever.
If they could be rewritten my own way,
They would be about 40 times better.
If I wrote them we could understand it,
Reading those sonnets would not be a chore.
We could laugh at all the funny jokes that,
We previously thought were such a bore.
By Jove! These words! Will I ever get it,
I’m turning into an English class mess.
I wish I could tell that guy to stick it,
But talking to books… that’s just craziness.
God now if only I could read without,
Spark Notes, A Dictionary… I want out.
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