• Taboozing.
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You are bored as fuck infront of the computer, You look outside and its fucking snowing. LUL Whatdo Mister Fawksbox? I'll tell you what to do you penis grappler. You get hammered and go down a fucking hill on a toboggan. But what's a toboggan? Its this fucking awesome peice of wood right here. [IMG]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2847/toboggan.jpg[/IMG] But I'm scared of wood. Man up, you probably have wood just looking at that thing. Let me make it easier for you, I will make this an easy 5 step motherfucking guide. Step 1. Go outside. Open that door that seem's to be so fucking sacred. Don't be scared, there aren't too many things that can bite out there. Actually there are, but that's fine because after all that Duke Nukem playing you should know how to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Step 2. Get some friends together. Easier said than done? Fuck that shit. You go to their hous-i (plural) and drag them right the fuck out. If you don't have any friends try Chatroulette or eHarmony. Step 3. Go get that fucking piece of awesome I was talking about earlier. That's right, Go buy a toboggan. But I has no money you say? Its $5. But I spent all my loot on teh new video gamz. So fucking make one. Its easy as shit, us Canadian's have been making this shit for hundred's of years. You can grab a piece of plywood or just use a garbage bag. Or if you are as fucking awesome as I am, you can use one of those lunch trays they serve with the shitty cafe food. Step 4. Get smashed. Go to the nearest liquor store and buy this. [IMG]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2637/spirytusvodka.jpg[/IMG] They say beer is the drink of gods, well than this is the drink of the devil. Scratch that, its the devils piss. If you have no money, steal it. The LCBO's of Canada have fake security camera's and the employees can't run after you, it violates their terms. Otherwise get a fucking job you knob muncher. Step 5. Find hill, go down it. This is where it all starts to make some fucking sense. Find a hill, they are everywhere. If you live in the city find some stairs, fill them with snow and go down them. But im fat, and Im not gunna slide. Wrong, bitch. This just means you are gunna go down the hill faster. If this shit get's boring (which it doesn't) build some jump's. It will feel like surprise buttsecks everytime you land the jump, but that's fine you are probably already use to it. Also make sure to crash into your buddy's it makes shit a lot more intense and awesome. Sure you will wake up the next morning with a hangover and bruises but you know what, At least you woke up the next morning. There you have it, now get your ass outside and have a good time.
Can I do it naked?
I ride toboggans backwards
[QUOTE=8BitLord;27630780]Can I do it naked?[/QUOTE] Of fucking course you can.
[QUOTE=FawksBox;27630804]Of fucking course you can.[/QUOTE] BRB, Taboozing.
Can't I just snowboard or ski like a man?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;27630829]Can't I just snowboard or ski like a man?[/QUOTE] Im not that hardcore.
I thought we were playing zork or some shit when I read the first line
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;27630829]Can't I just snowboard or ski like a man?[/QUOTE] Manlier: Taboozing, naked, standing up.
[QUOTE=geogzm;27630859]I thought we were playing zork or some shit when I read the first line[/QUOTE] I thought it was referring to the act of declaring something taboo.
These "tutorials" are getting kind of old.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;27630958]These "tutorials" are getting kind of old.[/QUOTE] so's your sex life lol [editline]24th January 2011[/editline] wait what
Well played
This would be fun Shame there's no snow in Scotland anymore
[QUOTE=8BitLord;27630780]Can I do it naked?[/QUOTE] I'm sure YOU'D do it anyways.
That actually looks like fun.
OP is unfunny child. Go away OP.
[QUOTE=Dancersize;27632820]OP is unfunny child. Go away OP.[/QUOTE] Jealous?
I fucking hate the LCBO.
Expected forbidden tribal drinking game. SORELY disappointed.
Fuck the board, I'll just slide down on my lubed up naked body.
What if i don't wanna die?
[QUOTE=8BitLord;27630861]Manlier: Taboozing, naked, standing up.[/QUOTE] Even manlier: Taboozing, naked, standing up, backwards, while blindfolded
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;27636560]Expected forbidden tribal drinking game. SORELY disappointed.[/QUOTE] That's a forbidden secret.
Can i do it with a gun?
[QUOTE=bulletshield;27636747]What if i don't wanna die?[/QUOTE] grow a pair
What if my state is Bipolar and likes being 79 degrees in the winter?
[QUOTE=FawksBox;27630765]You are bored as fuck infront of the computer, You look outside and its fucking snowing. LUL Whatdo Mister Fawksbox? I'll tell you what to do you penis grappler. You get hammered and go down a fucking hill on a toboggan. But what's a toboggan? Its this fucking awesome peice of wood right here. [img_thumb]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2847/toboggan.jpg[/img_thumb] But I'm scared of wood. Man up, you probably have wood just looking at that thing. Let me make it easier for you, I will make this an easy 5 step motherfucking guide. Step 1. Go outside. Open that door that seem's to be so fucking sacred. Don't be scared, there aren't too many things that can bite out there. Actually there are, but that's fine because after all that Duke Nukem playing you should know how to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Step 2. Get some friends together. Easier said than done? Fuck that shit. You go to their hous-i (plural) and drag them right the fuck out. If you don't have any friends try Chatroulette or eHarmony. Step 3. Go get that fucking piece of awesome I was talking about earlier. That's right, Go buy a toboggan. But I has no money you say? Its $5. But I spent all my loot on teh new video gamz. So fucking make one. Its easy as shit, us Canadian's have been making this shit for hundred's of years. You can grab a piece of plywood or just use a garbage bag. Or if you are as fucking awesome as I am, you can use one of those lunch trays they serve with the shitty cafe food. Step 4. Get smashed. Go to the nearest liquor store and buy this. [img_thumb]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2637/spirytusvodka.jpg[/img_thumb] They say beer is the drink of gods, well than this is the drink of the devil. Scratch that, its the devils piss. If you have no money, steal it. The LCBO's of Canada have fake security camera's and the employees can't run after you, it violates their terms. Otherwise get a fucking job you knob muncher. Step 5. Find hill, go down it. This is where it all starts to make some fucking sense. Find a hill, they are everywhere. If you live in the city find some stairs, fill them with snow and go down them. But im fat, and Im not gunna slide. Wrong, bitch. This just means you are gunna go down the hill faster. If this shit get's boring (which it doesn't) build some jump's. It will feel like surprise buttsecks everytime you land the jump, but that's fine you are probably already use to it. Also make sure to crash into your buddy's it makes shit a lot more intense and awesome. Sure you will wake up the next morning with a hangover and bruises but you know what, At least you woke up the next morning. There you have it, now get your ass outside and have a good time.[/QUOTE] I want this to be on the World's Dumbest show LOL. Only idiots would do such stupid things.
[QUOTE=Neagor;27637239]Even manlier: Taboozing, naked, standing up, backwards, while blindfolded[/QUOTE] Manliest: Taboozing, naked, standing up, backwards, while blindfolded, smoking cigars and upside down.
Holy fucking shit, cursing the hell out of anyone reading my god damned mother fucking guide makes it bitchin' as a mother fucking shut nugget knob munching cunt nugget!!
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