• 'I ain't stealing from Captain Jack"
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[quote]ACTOR Johnny Depp rescued a friend from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle in Los Angeles, The Sun reports. The robber allegedly backed down, saying, "I ain't stealing from Captain Jack," after he was confronted by the Pirates of the Caribbean actor. Depp - who plays Captain Jack Sparrow in the hit movie series - stepped in when British singer Stephen Jones was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. A friend said last night: "It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head. "Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off." The 46-year-old star has just recorded a guitar solo for a new track by Jones's band Babybird. After Depp intervened, the star-struck robber backed down. "He looked at Johnny and said, 'I ain't stealing from Captain Jack' and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life."[/quote] [url=http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/johnny-depp-accosts-mugger-in-los-angeles/story-e6frfku0-1225861684273]source[/url] Oh how I love Johnny Depp.
That is fucking awesome. [editline]a[/editline] You don't fuck with a pirate. Even an effeminate one.
I wouldn't have the guts to even mug someone with a broken bottle.
You didn't post a source.
[QUOTE=Wonky;21710591]You didn't post a source.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/johnny-depp-accosts-mugger-in-los-angeles/story-e6freuyi-1225861684273]Here.[/url] Are you happy now?
Dam this makes me want to go to LA and beat up people and get money from famous people. But my luck the first person I try to mug will shoot me.
[QUOTE=mankind_me;21710590]Still, that is fucking awesome. You don't fuck with a pirate. Even an effeminate one.[/QUOTE] Excuse me whut are you doing
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21710617]Excuse me whut are you doing[/QUOTE] fuck it are you happy now
[QUOTE=mankind_me;21710625]fuck it are you happy now[/QUOTE] Chillax dude I was just wondering why you did that
I'd never steal from Johnny Depp. He's a scary motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Wonky;21710591]You didn't post a source.[/QUOTE] oops, source added
Shit man, that is just pure jacked shit awesome You don't fuck with a pirate. Even an effeminate one.
Haha, just goes to show not to fuck with a pirate- no matter how effeminate!
Just goes to show, Effeminate pirates are not to be fucked with.
Related [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW_aJDPPGMg[/media]
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Depp is a pirate. He would've fucked him up.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;21710751]Related [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW_aJDPPGMg[/media][/QUOTE] Wow, I haven't heard that in years and I still hate it.
Yay go Johnny <3
That's awesome how johnny gave him money anyway
[QUOTE=mankind_me;21710625]fuck it are you happy now[/QUOTE] You don't steal jokes from a moderator, no matter how effeminate.
Looks like the robber found the rum.
I love Johnny Depp.
I was expecting John Barrowman
I just automatically imagined this entire scene like it was out of Pirates of the Caribbean. Anyone else?
[img]http://blogs.poz.com/mark/upload/Captain_Jack_Harkness.jpg[/img] I was hoping for this Captain Jack.
[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;21710575][quote]ACTOR Johnny Depp rescued a friend from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle in Los Angeles, The Sun reports. The robber allegedly backed down, saying, [b]"I ain't stealing from Captain Jack,"[/B] after he was confronted by the Pirates of the Caribbean actor. Depp - who plays Captain Jack Sparrow in the hit movie series - stepped in when British singer Stephen Jones was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. A friend said last night: "It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head. "Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off." The 46-year-old star has just recorded a guitar solo for a new track by Jones's band Babybird. After Depp intervened, the star-struck robber backed down. "He looked at Johnny and said, [b]'I ain't stealing from Captain Jack'[/b] and put the bottle down. Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life."[/quote][url=http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/johnny-depp-accosts-mugger-in-los-angeles/story-e6frfku0-1225861684273]source[/url] [U]Oh how I love Johnny Depp.[/U][/QUOTE] [b]: What? [u]: Hell yeah!
[QUOTE=markg06;21714881][img]http://blogs.poz.com/mark/upload/Captain_Jack_Harkness.jpg[/img] I was hoping for this Captain Jack.[/QUOTE] The thief would then be raped and would wake up in a box dressed in a gimp suit.
[QUOTE=Mexican;21713533]You don't steal jokes from a moderator, no matter how effeminate.[/QUOTE] :saddowns: [editline]12:11PM[/editline] Mega unfabulous.
You don't fuck with a pirate. Even an effeminate one. [editline]12:13PM[/editline] :smug:
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