So, I have another story for you, facepunch. The title explains it, but let me go into more detail for you.
I had to get some dental work done a little bit ago.(My tonsils out) So, I drove to the dentist, did my usual reading of the 2007 magazines, and eventually they called me in. I was calm- unlike most people, I like going to the dentist and the doctor's office. I always say what they are doing hurts so they inject shit in me and I get a numb face or get knocked unconscious- it's a nice break from life and stuff.
So, I go in, modestly thank the Vietnamese nurses for complimenting me on how tall I am for my age, and take a relaxed seat on the comfortable reclining chair. So, they leave me in the room alone for like 5 or 10 minutes or something and so I'm texting my friends and playing around with all their shit- the things that squirt that water jet in your mouth to clean it out- and had some fun shooting that on myself and practicing my accuracy shooting it into my mouth and drinking it.
So, they come in, put me under, and take out my tonsils.
Well, this is something I hadn't had planned- I awoke with a fat boner. This wasn't that mistakable-for-a-cloth-lump-while-wearing-jeans boner, either. I was wearing loose basketball shorts. So, I find I have this fat boner, and the vietnamese ladies are just ignoring it, but it's raging. It's like what you have when you wake up in the morning sometimes. It's not a sexual boner- just a fat morning boner. This is what I was wishing for- but no, they were middle aged and kind of.. meh.
[img]http://www.freeworry.com/428_SexyNurse.jpg[/img]
So, they leave the room for a minute and I use my faster than light reflexes to swing that shit up into my wasteband as good as I can- but it didn't help that much.
Basically this day was awkward as fuck. As to WHY I was wearing loose basketball shorts, I have a fantastic explanation of that. But i'll save that story for later.
They probably get that all the time, makes them feel sexy to know you popped an erection over them.
Interesting read.
who fucking cares shithead
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[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095387]who fucking cares shithead[/QUOTE]
Doug, get the fuck out of my thread.
I was expecting badage boys.
[QUOTE=JolKally;24095394]I was expecting badage boys.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the unneeded post
My orthodontist has a staff of hot 20-something mexican nurses :smug:
[QUOTE=Craptasket;24095414]Thanks for the unneeded post[/QUOTE]
Certainly this post was needed
[QUOTE=StephenOrlov;24095393]Doug, get the fuck out of my thread.[/QUOTE]
you call this a thread? i call it a fucking shitheap. you couldn't write a thread with asher roth and me post coaching you you fucking faggot. clear cookies and never come back to facepunch.
Nice, when I woke after getting my wisdom teeth out I just threw up.
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095496]you call this a thread? i call it a fucking shitheap. you couldn't write a thread with asher roth and me post coaching you you fucking faggot. clear cookies and never come back to facepunch.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=JolKally;24095394]I was expecting badage boys.[/QUOTE]
Posts like these are just as stupid as the badage boys threads
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095496]you call this a thread? i call it a fucking shitheap. you couldn't write a thread with asher roth and me post coaching you you fucking faggot. clear cookies and never come back to facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I call this a thread
I also call you someone about to be banned
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;24095489]Certainly this post was needed[/QUOTE]
thx
Once i got a erection at the dentist's office so she took my cock out and
What kind of wet dream were you having to cause that?
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;24095576]Once i got a erection at the dentist's office so she took my cock out and[/QUOTE]
Stabbed it with a needle causing it to go numb and limp?
I hate waking up over friends houses with morning wood. It makes things awkward when their parents are the first ones to see me(I usually sleep on the couch).
The only medical person I ever met that was relatively good looking was my orthodontist. Then all the secretaries are miserable and bitchy.
Wait, when did dentists start removing tonsils? A tonsillectomy is performed in a hospital by a surgeon. A dentist works on teeth. I call shenanigans.
Well then, that was awkward.
I've never understood what anyone meant by "tucking it under the waistband"
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;24096281]I've never understood what anyone meant by "tucking it under the waistband"[/QUOTE]
Instantly goes flaccid
[QUOTE=pedroion;24096346]Want me to show you[/QUOTE]
No. It just doesn't make sense. I guess I just don't have the same problem.
I know a couple dentists as friends and they say often most younger guys will pop boners when they go under, but it usually goes away before they wake up but not always ahahahah.
Now you know.
If you stuff it in your waistband it doesn't stick up vertically, rather it's parallel to your chest.
Looks like you [I]got a midline.
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I'd like to see more of that Asian.
[QUOTE=spacedooky;24096421]If you stuff it in your waistband it doesn't stick up vertically, rather it's parallel to your chest.[/QUOTE]
OH okay. That makes a lot more sense than how I was picturing it. Sounds a less painful too now :v:
I got a boner and the doctor's office once. No one noticed.
Source on the pic?
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