So I went to sleep at 2:00 AM, Woke up at 3:00PM and now I'm in a Panic state because the last time this happended my total bodyclock got fucked up and couldn't do anything till the next day I found sleep at 5:00 AM.
I refuse to take Pills or anything else unatural unless it's needed.
Which brings me to a point.....
How the fuck do some people fall asleep fast
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Fapping.
[QUOTE=Jattl;33807763]Fapping.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, it releases depressive hormones into your body so you should get tired due to that, or just fapping too furiously :v:
Read a bad thread.
Browsing fast threads
KICKING YOURSELF IN THE DICK
Exercise before going to sleep.
I've heard meditating helps. It helps to calm your mind down.
If you're not that spiritual, you can do a more secular type of meditation by simply focusing on one single thing in your mind, like the sound of a fan. Close your eyes and focus purely on that sound.
That's just, like, my opinion, though.
blunt force trauma
booze.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;33808026]blunt force trauma[/QUOTE]
Get dizzy from you avatar and fall to the floor.
I hear if you take all of the pills in your medicine cabinet you will fall asleep quickly.
Smash your head against a wall till you pass out
possible side effects include severe brain trauma but nevermind them!
[QUOTE=bobsmit;33808099]I hear if you take all of the pills in your medicine cabinet you will fall asleep quickly.[/QUOTE]
Or die with foam coming out of you mouth.
drop dead
i put my head on my pillow and close my eyes
then, meth. lots of meth.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;33807791]Read a bad thread.[/QUOTE]
That's a good ide-zzzzzzzzzz
Is...mine gonna be the only serious suggestion to this thread?
Listen to some calm music, it has always helped me. I usually listen to some light classical or ambient/chillout electronic music
Music soothes the savage beast as they say (beast as in not the penis, may make it larger)
Read this
[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/17/1305641483913/Go-the-Fuck-to-Sleep-008.jpg[/img]
Hold your breath.
Less caffeine, maintain a regular sleep schedule.
If you have a hard time falling asleep and you check the time very often, remove whatever is showing you what time it is. It helps.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkAfAWnv2A[/media]
brilliant relaxation music
[editline]20th December 2011[/editline]
disregard the fact that the title is "waking up"
motherfucking ambien, yall
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