A man wearing a PAYDAY 2 Dallas mask and blue surgical gloves robs a cellphone store - Polidicks

[url]http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/police-armed-clown-robbed-south-bend-store/28025652[/url] [QUOTE]Police in South Bend are looking for an armed clown who robbed a cell phone store at gunpoint. Investigators hope details such as brightly colored shoe laces and the clothing in surveillance photos will help catch him. The man was wearing a clown mask and blue surgical gloves and walked away with an estimated $20 to $40 cash from the store's cash drawer, at South Bend Wireless yesterday, said South Bend Police Capt. Phil Trent. The robber also threatened to shoot a female employee, Trent said. "You're just really scaring somebody half to death. It's just low down," he continued. The clerk described the man as about 6-foot-tall with an average build, possibly in his 20s.[/QUOTE] GUY, THE THERMAL DRILL

He stole $20-40? Seriously? I mean, If you were going to put your ass on the line you think you'd strive for abit more...

[QUOTE=Duskin;45971042]He stole $20-40? Seriously? I mean, If you were going to put your ass on the line you think you'd strive for abit more...[/QUOTE] It's still successful enough to warrant this song, though :v: [video=youtube;P_YFzE86p-k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_YFzE86p-k[/video]

nice $2 to spend $18 into the offshore account

He got away? I really doubt that's enough money to pay for the expert driver

wow buff the fucking payouts overkill jesus christ

sounds like he literally robbed the place just after a cash pickup. Cell phone store wouldn't just care $20-40

As someone who's been to South Bend, I'm not really surprised by any of this.

It's like that last heist, only sexier.

That was an easy four stores speedrun.

$20-$40? Still a higher payout than Four Stores :v:

And this is why Ghost is the superior skill tree He didn't get the police called and he got a stealth bonus

Can't blame the guy, I mean, he needs his payday, too.

payday 3 confirmed brb gonna show this to coyot whatever his name is

I bet he just did it for the thrill of robing a place as [B]fucking dallas[/B].

Nice of the site to display the all new "Cellphone Heist" trailer.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;45971310]I bet he just did it for the thrill of robing a place as [B]fucking dallas[/B].[/QUOTE] except he lacked the sharp suit and 'I'M FUCKIN' DYING!'

so when are we going to have super criminals pull a diamond heist in a skyscraper with a kickin soundtrack also evil video games did this

What's next, a couple of dudes in animal masks massacring random thugs? :v:

I just notified Coyoteze. He is telling everyone. I want to see the companies reaction.

That's not even enough of a take to pay for the mask, gloves and (possibly fake) gun.

[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;45971471]What's next, a couple of dudes in animal masks massacring random thugs? :v:[/QUOTE] "man wearing rainbow-colored gagball mask hits local art museum"

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;45971310]I bet he just did it for the thrill of robing a place as [B]fucking dallas[/B].[/QUOTE] $40 robbery? he clearly didn't do it for the money :v:

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;45971557]$40 robbery? he clearly didn't do it for the money :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, clearly a card farmer.

Can't wait for politicians and soccer moms to claim video games are corrupting children into becoming robbers.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;45971557]$40 robbery? he clearly didn't do it for the money :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, nobody robs a Boost Mobile for the money.

[QUOTE=Duskin;45971042]He stole $20-40? Seriously? I mean, If you were going to put your ass on the line you think you'd strive for abit more...[/QUOTE] If it's your first time and your potential training is a videogame you're not going to go organise a bank heist.

He didn't really need a suit for such a robbery anyway.

[QUOTE=SexualShark;45971505]I just notified Coyoteze. He is telling everyone. I want to see the companies reaction.[/QUOTE] Plot twist, it was Coyoteze [QUOTE=Coyoteze;45965178][t]http://i.imgur.com/qa14ArD.png[/t][/QUOTE] :v:

Might as well replace those stock images of bank robbers with the Payday guys.