There's 2 fucking bees in my house and I need a way to kill them. - General

Bees keep fucking flying into my house when I open the door. I have 2 in here right now and I am trapped in my room and I need a way to kill them without getting stung... HELP!

Shit man, you could try opening some windows and waiting.

Learn their language and try to negotiate. Both you and the bee's can live in perfect harmony. If that doesn't work, burn down your home.

Be a man and smash them

Open a window then you stupid dickhead.

Dear god... trapped in your room by bees. I hope you make it out alive.

Gas your home completely with insecticide

Leave my Bumbleoids alone, they are not wasps, they are bros. Bumblebros.

Convert them to peace. They won't sting you and think about what they're doing in your home.

[QUOTE=CyrusTehSage;25857654]Shit man, you could try opening some windows and waiting.[/QUOTE] Tried that. That's how the other bee got in. These are huge fucking hornets too. My step-dad should be home any minute but I still need to kill them.

Get stung by them. wait [quote]That's how the other bee got in. These are huge fucking hornets too.[/quote] hornets =/= bees

Crap thread. This thread would be more suitable for Fast threads, if it had some content.. :bahgawd:

I heard they don't attack away from the hive, so I should be ok. But my step-dad is home now. I need to get out of this room.

Let them finish fucking, the male gets his dick ripped out and dies, so you'll only have one to deal with

Burn down your house, it is the only way

Some threads back a kid sprayed Raid on a cat and it died, perhaps you could try this method.

Take their picture

Nuke your house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25857798]Some threads back a kid sprayed Raid on a cat and it died, perhaps you could try this method.[/QUOTE] It wont work. Bees arent attached to OP.

Alright, they are dead. Danger averted. Fucking ninja bees.

Now eat them to make sure they stay dead.

wow you are such a vagina

I once killed a wasp with an air freshener. Try it. And if you're sure that those are bees, you are safe. It's the wasps that are created to fuck with people.

Show them facebook. They will just die/run away.

[QUOTE=bull04;25857859]Alright, they are dead. Danger averted. Fucking ninja bees.[/QUOTE] Well this was a really dumb thread.

These are the bees that came in (Yeah, like I am going to take a minute and snap a fucking picture if I can't even kill them.): [url]http://bugguide.net/node/view/143137[/url]

hairspray and a lighter it's the only way

[QUOTE=bull04;25857634]Bees keep fucking flying into my house when I open the door. I have 2 in here right now and I am trapped in my room and I need a way to kill them without getting stung... HELP![/QUOTE] Just let them out of the window, and don't be an animal and kill them.

[QUOTE=wewt!;25857882]wow you are such a vagina[/QUOTE] Ive seen Vaginas with more balls than him bro. Some chick I know used to put bees all over herself while naked during art shows and they would go inside. :geno:

Grow a pair, grab a slipper and rain down molten fury on their asses!