Ok I'll start at the top.
One of my aunties that I didn't know very well died on Christmas day and the funeral was held on new years eve. Bummer.
So a bunch of my relations had to drive up to the city it was being held which I happened to live in. So being a good little relation I offered my house to a few people for the night, one of these being an unknown relation of some sort who was HOT AS FUCK, but still related to me.
So we started drinking and talking and having a jolly good time waiting for midnight. And I started talking to this relation trying to figure out how she was related to me, seems she is a distant cousin or something.
Anyway it hits midnight and everyone yells the generic "Happy new year!" and after that this hot distant cousin kisses my right on the lips for about 3 seconds. Now I was slightly freaked out, but she was hot as so I didn't say anything.
Oh and all the beds were full so she slept with me in mine. No incest for me though, not that I wanted any.
So yeah, thats my new years story.
D.I.Y: change every relation to relative. Happy now?
That's what happens when you're drunk.
Well at least you didn't have incest sex.
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE INGROWN LIPS CAUSE YOU KISSED YOUR COUSIN AHHGG
If only she was your fourth cousin or something distant.
You are totally getting some man.
Nice one.
but she was hot as so
Dude you made-out with your fucking cousin..........NICE!
[QUOTE=OzJackal;19338023]Liar![/QUOTE]
Liar that I didn't want any? Or that she slept in my bed?
Ok so those thoughts might have been going through my mind at that point, but I quickly threw them aside with some others.
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19338009]distant cousin kisses my right on the lips for about 3 seconds.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to new years eve/day... It meant nothing.
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19338009]Oh and all the beds were full so she slept with me in mine. No incest for me though, not that I wanted any.[/QUOTE]
We all know that didn't happen.
Distant Cousin isn't anything to worry about. Hell, you can marry your first cousin legally.
I thought the "relation" was a typo. I expected something along the lines of "I held my girlfriend in my arms and we had a long and loving kiss at Midnight". Not... cousinly love.
Please consult this thread for more information of finding relatives attractive:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=851865[/url]
Those 3 seconds were probably about 1 second. It just felt like 3 seconds cos she was hot. (Hot girls can slow down time)
How can you not say you want to have sex with a smoking hot girl?
[QUOTE=Logidru;19338089]Those 3 seconds were probably about 1 second. It just felt like 3 seconds cos she was hot. (Hot girls can slow down time)[/QUOTE]
So fucking true.
Why are you posting about fucking your cousin?
So it's ok if she is hot and not all that related to me?
Still feels weird as, and now she is texting me a bunch.
Well if she's related through marriage then it's different, there's no blood similarity.
But being related across that far of a family makes it better.
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19338009]Ok I'll start at the top.
One of my aunties that I didn't know very well died on Christmas day and the funeral was held on new years eve. Bummer.
So a bunch of my relations had to drive up to the city it was being held which I happened to live in. So being a good little relation I offered my house to a few people for the night, one of these being an unknown relation of some sort who was HOT AS FUCK, but still related to me.
So we started drinking and talking and having a jolly good time waiting for midnight. And I started talking to this relation trying to figure out how she was related to me, seems she is a distant cousin or something.
Anyway it hits midnight and everyone yells the generic "Happy new year!" and after that this hot distant cousin kisses my right on the lips for about 3 seconds. Now I was slightly freaked out, but she was hot as so I didn't say anything.
Oh and all the beds were full so she slept with me in mine. No incest for me though, not that I wanted any.
So yeah, thats my new years story.[/QUOTE]
Well, you only posted this 4 minutes ago so the chances you woke up the day after new years eve and decided to post this are quite slim aren't they. Maybe you would have been better off waiting till tommorow before posting bullshit of this level.
Distant cousin?
It's alright then!
Go for it
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pics
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or it didn't happen
[QUOTE=Marksman2006;19338183]Well, you only posted this 4 minutes ago so the chances you woke up the day after new years eve and decided to post this are quite slim aren't they. Maybe you would have been better off waiting till tommorow before posting bullshit of this level.[/QUOTE]
I live in New Zealand and it is January 1st 3.06 pm, I woke up at about 8.00 am.
Is that okay with you?
[QUOTE=Bassmonger;19338173]So it's ok if she is hot and not all that related to me?
Still feels weird as, and now she is texting me a bunch.[/QUOTE]
Stop acting as if you don't know what's happening,
She fancies you she finds you nice looking she's hot you find her nice looking so what if you're a few uncles and aunties away from her.
Make being laid by a distant relevant your number one thing for 2010.
My aunt had sex with her distant cousin and they are having a kid. A 3rd one....(other 2 were from non-cousins)
She is a....
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Wait it's not a woman named ashley is it?
[QUOTE=massaki;19338253]Stop acting as if you don't know what's happening,
She fancies you she finds you nice looking she's hot you find her nice looking so what if you're a few uncles and aunties away from her.
Make being laid by a distant relevant your number one thing for 2010.[/QUOTE]
seconded.
[QUOTE=massaki;19338253]Stop acting as if you don't know what's happening,
She fancies you she finds you nice looking she's hot you find her nice looking so what if you're a few uncles and aunties away from her.
Make being laid by a distant relevant your number one thing for 2010.[/QUOTE]
Alright, okay, I'll see how far I can get. But she lives about an hour and a half drive from where I live.
Damn this is weird.
Marry your cousin. Have flipper babies.
[QUOTE=Marksman2006;19338183]Well, you only posted this 4 minutes ago so the chances you woke up the day after new years eve and decided to post this are quite slim aren't they. Maybe you would have been better off waiting till tommorow before posting bullshit of this level.[/QUOTE]
Well he is from New Zealand (according to his profile) and the NZ timezone is a lot different than the US so it is actually easily plausible.
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Ninja'd >:[
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19338055]Dude you made-out with your fucking cousin..........NICE![/QUOTE]
I think he said distant cousin. Probably 1/8 or 1/16 direct relation. Direct as in your particular genetics. Kinda weird still, but technically it isn't because there isn't much relation. But it's still kinda weird.
:geno:
'Relation?'
I'm fairly certain that's not a noun in the sense of an object...I think you mean 'Relative'.
I may be incorrect.
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