You Are What You Eat.

[Bradyns]

[QUOTE]New research by scientists at the University of Massachusetts Medical School (UMMS) raises the striking possibility that even small amounts of these occasional indulgences may produce significant changes in gene expression that could negatively impact physiology and health.

Source:
[URL]http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130328125102.htm[/URL]

Journal:
Lesley T. MacNeil, Emma Watson, et al.
Diet-Induced Developmental Acceleration Independent of TOR and Insulin in C. elegans.
Cell, 2013; 153 (1): 240 DOI: [url]http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.cell.2013.02.049[/url]
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[TehWhale]

okay let me give up everything tasty so i can live a perfectly healthy life

[Desuh]

Oh god I am slowly becoming a horse. I ate too much premade lasagne.

[EmperorKabuto]

obligatory 'so that's why I'm a huge dick' joke

[Liem]

[QUOTE]Lesley T. MacNeil, Emma Watson, et al.
[/QUOTE]
Emma Watson is a dietary scientist?

[The Chef]

I AM the Pizza!

[oyotnas]

[QUOTE=TehWhale;40111358]okay let me give up everything tasty so i can live a perfectly healthy life[/QUOTE]

Everything you eat doesn't to have to taste like candy.

[Missing User]

I shall become the chex mix

and be perfectly ok with it.

[BloodFox1222]

I guess this explains why i always feel so human.

[Shustriyvich]

Guess I'm a pussy then

HAHAHAHA ARENT I FUNNY GUYS

[Desuh]

Now all the furries and otherkins will eat their favorite animal.

[a-cookiesfan]

no wonder i'm a virgin

:(

[carcarcargo]

Why does everything healthy have to be so bland?

[Curls]

[video=youtube;hm-s--sL2Ds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds[/video]

[Mr Skeltal]

I ate a bunch of spaghetti earlier

[Curls]

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;40111542]I ate a bunch of spaghetti earlier[/QUOTE]

[thumb]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg[/thumb]

[Judas]

fuck living healthy

[cecilbdemodded]

Don't eat shrimp or fruits is what I take away from this article.

[Weirdness]

[QUOTE=J!NX;40111539][video=youtube;hm-s--sL2Ds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds[/video][/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;TFOzlbhyoCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFOzlbhyoCY[/video]

[MIPS]

I'm chinese?

Dammit!

[blacksam]

I'm a fruit

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;40111587]hey fuck you bananas taste good so do apples & grapes

wait those are healthy right[/QUOTE]

Depends who you ask.

[xxfalconxx]

I'm delicious, tasty chocolate. Mmmmm.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;40111646]Don't eat shrimp or fruits is what I take away from this article.[/QUOTE]

don't eat Fruit and nuts

or anything hot dog shaped

[editline]31st March 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;40111830]I'm delicious, tasty chocolate. Mmmmm.[/QUOTE]

[thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hIvrgleUY2Y/Tq3oMkowXrI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/XDKF00f0aM8/s1600/axe_chocolate_man.jpg[/thumb]

[Sobek-]

[QUOTE=TehWhale;40111358]okay let me give up everything tasty so i can live a perfectly healthy life[/QUOTE]

You've got a point. It's annoying how so many people are like "You have to eat healthy when you're young so you can lead a long life!". Only by the time you get older and decide "Now I want to eat the things I enjoy" people say "No you can't do that, you're too old!".

Well which is it?! I say just eat whatever you want, whenever you want. Enjoy it while you can and stop worrying about your dick dropping off because you ate too many Tim Tams or 2 minute noodles.

[Enth]

I don't recall ever eating a fat guy...

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

yo soy a taco.

[Moupi]

does this imply humans are kirby

[Shootzki]

Imagine how terrifying it would be to see a crowd of giant, walking, potato chips, pizza slices, doughnuts, scoops of ice cream, fried chicken, and hamburgers as you walk to work. Oh and the occasional celery stick.

[cecilbdemodded]

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;40112071]I don't recall ever eating a fat guy...[/QUOTE]

Have you ever eaten chunky peanut butter?