Distorted View Daily: The hilariously bizarre, twisted, and fucked-up podcast. - General

[img]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/f25ca993b38b677ef5ac1755ea2174f8.PNG[/img] [b]"The Distorted View Show is a daily comedy podcast hosted by Tim Henson. Every weekday he scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with unique (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half hour each day, sit back and witness this audiophonic trainwreck. After listening, you'll feel much better about your own life."[/b] -DV's About Page Distorted view is a great podcast that should appeal to a large number of FacePunchers. Each episode features disgusting or funny audio from around the web, daily fucked up news, and voicemails from the listeners. Every Tuesday is Sextastic Tuesday, where Tim finds a special piece of erotic literature, that is either so horribly written or outright disgusting that it could not possibly get anyone off. (Examples: Gay scat, birthday incest, elderly rape, etc.) With well over 1,000 episodes and several years under its belt, Distorted View has accumulated a number of its own inside jokes and terms. Here are a few to get you started so you won't be confused when listening. [B]Jigoo[/B] - A simple word for 'hello' and 'goodbye'. It originates from the sound a man makes when his head is being crushed by a woman's thighs. [B]Freak[/B] - Anyone who listens to Distorted View. [B]Harpo Jarvi[/B] - From the DV wiki: "What is Harpo Jarvi? It's a pillow, but also a colour, and it's also like a Mac computer, or an operating system, or a potato, or... No one actually knows what 'harpo jarvi' is -- except maybe reymon14 on YouTube. He created a video called 'the meaning of harpo jarvi'." [B]YouTard[/B] - Anyone that makes a fool of themselves on YouTube for our enjoyment. (Ex. Chris Chan, Fat man, simfukis, reymon14, etc.) [B]Unsavory/Window Licker[/B] - A mentally challenged person. [B]Near-dead[/B] - An elderly person. [B]Cunt turd[/B] - A baby. If you hear anything you don't understand, try searching it here, the [url=http://freakipedia.net/index.php5?title=Main_Page]DV Wiki[/url]. [B][url=http://distortedview.com/]The DV Site[/url][/B] The show's website. [B][url=http://superfreaksideshow.com/]The Superfreak Sideshow[/url][/B] Although DV has daily free episodes, there is also bonus content for paying members. Sideshow freaks get extended shows, video podcasts, extra shows, full archive access, and lots of great bonus content. It's only $5 a month or $50 a year, and for a limited time Tim has put up lifetime memberships for $200. [B][URL=http://www.youtube.com/distortedviewshow]Tim's YouTube Account[/URL][/B] Tim has recently started putting up regular videos to compliment the podcast, including videos and sites mentioned on the show, as well as other great stuff. [B][url=http://www.fizzledout.com/]Fizzled Out[/url][/B] Fizzled out is Tim's side project to quell his growing soda fetish. He collects all kinds of old discontinued sodas and does taste tests and reviews on the site. He talks about it on the show a lot. [B][url=http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071509_64.mp3]Today's Episode[/url][/B] On Today's Show: - Sexytime At The Grocery Checkout Lane - Creep Names For Your Child - A Screwdrive In A Baby's Head [B][url=http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329520]Subscribe on iTunes[/url][/B] [B][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIVRb1xSbA]One of Tim's better videos[/url][/B] I hope you enjoy the podcast, I've been listening for a few months now, and I must say that I love it. I can only hope to spread the distortion. Note: Please remember that everything in this podcast is in good humor. Don't get offended, Tim isn't really racist or anything, it's all just fun.

yeah man I just love twisted things :twisted:

Sounds like fun, I'll give it a try. Listening to todays episode, does this podcast have a lot of poop humour?

Huh.

Good, I hope you guys listen. Also, whoops, I forgot a link to the DV site. It's up now.

Oh god, I remember this from a while back. I remember hearing a story about child rape or something, but I enjoy how funny it is, I recommend this a lot.

neat

I'm the guy in the OP.

No, you aren't. [editline]05:09PM[/editline] Added some terms.

its.... meh.

You're welcome, Kilgannon.

seriouspost "Cunt Turd" is my word of the day for tomorrow

[QUOTE=Antonio17;16063258]its.... meh.[/QUOTE] Try listening to a few more episodes. [editline]07:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Drasnus;16063778]You're welcome, Kilgannon.[/QUOTE] Thank you, person who introduced me to DV