• The TERRIBLE crossover fanfiction idea generator!
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[url]http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/[/url] A few of the ones I've bothered to write down: [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use furries as a plot device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 4chan and They Might Be Giants. The story should use rape as a plot device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and Around the World in 80 Days. The story should use an orgy as a plot device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Big O and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The story should use oral sex as a plot device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and John McCain. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device![/quote] [b]USER CONTENT:[/b] [QUOTE=Mingebox;26072364] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Something Awful. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device![/quote] "Oh God, this is wrong!" cried Lowtax between moans as Hamtaro crawled up his anus. "If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!" replied Hamtaro, his tiny voice echoing from the inside of Lowtax's colon.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Funcoot;26072406]Wow, this actually made an awesome challenge! [b]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device![/b] I'd actually like to see that.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kill001;26072620] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Neon Genesis Evangelion[/b] and [b]GI Joe[/b]. The story should use [b]a seemingly routine day[/b] as a plot device![/quote] Holy shit [media]]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrGGRErv0Jk[/media][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Batmoutarde;26072748][QUOTE=Batmoutarde;26072489]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tom Brady and Yoshi's Island. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device! Challenge accepted[/QUOTE] Tom Brady's Diary. October 15 2011 I'm tired of football. My elbow always hurts. All I do is catch balls and throw them. I can't fucking stand it anymore. I mean we play 16 games every year yet we have practice every single god damn day. I gotta leave. Just go. Find a new place. I'm gonna lay low and be someone else. October 16, 2011 Well I just found out where I'm going. I knew this Ph.D in Chemistry would end up being useful. I created some sort of chemical that transforms my TV into a portal to a new world. Now what should I use it on. I kind of want to go into a video game. Something either calm and relaxing or something really really badass. I'm now down to 2 choices. Yoshi's Island and Contra. Part of me is scared of what happens if I die in Contra so i'm gonna go with Yoshi's Island. I mean I'm only going to stay in the first levels and chill out. Oh man this is going to be sweet. [End Of Diary] Sun was shining bright over Yoshi's Island. The dinosaurs were living in harmony despite all the monsters living on the rest of the island. But one day something strange dropped from the sky. It was a man dressed up in a silly costume. He had an helmet on and a shirt saying BRADY 12 on the back. There was also a man in a silly hat on the front. "I fucking made it. Hahaahahahahaa ! It worked !" said the silly man with the blue helmet. The Yoshis were looking at him and one of them pointed out he was wearing tight pants. This aroused the Pink Yoshi very much. The way Yoshis were living made it that whenever one of them felt something, it was felt by the whole tribe. "Hello, I'm Tom Brady. Quarterback for the New England patriots" said the silly man before getting swallowed whole by one of the beasts. He was then shat out as an egg quickly. You could hear a muffled voice saying "What the fuck you guys stop making me into an egg". Tom quickly broke out of the egg and saw he was surrounded by 8 dinosaurs with boners. "Oh man what the FUCK. You guys better not try anything funny" said the silly looking man before one of the Yoshi's swallowed all his clothes except for his helmet. Screams of the silly man were heard all over the forest as the 8 creatures took turns into raping him. His mouth was stuffed with dino dick as his butthole was bleeding profusely. Yoshis normally don't have sex often so this meant that they had gallons of sperm to spare. Once they were done, the silly man was filled with so much cum that his lungs weren't working properly. Meanwhile, in his home in New England, his coach was in front of the television with his mouth wide open as he was looking at the dead body of his star quarterback filled with gallons of splooge[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=IcyTruth;26072254]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Well, fuck.[/QUOTE] [highlight]THIS IS NOW THE OBJECTIVE OF THE THREAD.[/highlight]
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[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26072099]No[/QUOTE] Thank you for your meaningful and well thought-out post. It was so compelling that I have taken the time to reassess my life and will be changing my lifestyle immediately.
I think this is pretty funny, actually. (:
[B]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Phoenix Wright. The story should use time travel as a plot device![/B] For some reason, it sounds like that new Layton/Wright game :v: EDIT: "Braaaaaaaiiiinnnssss" *OBJECTION!* "Clearly, there's badgering of the witnesses going on here!"
[QUOTE=scout1;26072121]Thank you for your meaningful and well thought-out post. It was so compelling that I have taken the time to reassess my life and will be changing my lifestyle immediately.[/QUOTE] You are welcome, always glad to be of service.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Xmen and Half-Life. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device! :v:
[B] Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Ice Climbers. The story should use terrorism as a plot device![/B] Right, I'll sure that will be a hit.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jeopardy! and Seinfeld. The story should use an orgy as a plot device![/quote] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Max Payne. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device! [/quote] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King of the Hill and Pulp Fiction. The story should use car accidents as a plot device! [/quote] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and Monty Python & the Holy Grail. The story should use religion as a plot device! [/quote] Seems doable
[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dragonball Z and Family Circus. The story should use oral sex as a plot device![/QUOTE] :frogdowns: [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Half-Life. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device![/QUOTE] Day of defeat:Source [QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Akira and Hellsing. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device![/QUOTE]
[b]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining FLCL and America's Funniest Home Videos. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device![/b] Bob Saget, who tentacle raped and killed a girl in 1990!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Home Improvement and Iron Man. The story should use car accidents as a plot device! I actually think this could work.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Samurai Jack and Reservoir Dogs. The story should use incest as a plot device![/quote] lol
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and Blue's Clues. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device! Aha, I knew Steve was up to something!
[B]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dance Dance Revolution and A-Team. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device![/B] "Hannibal's head would not stop spinning, as B. A. Baracus had a dance off to with the devil to retrive his lost soul to some space out, fast tempo, K-rock song"
I just got this one: [B]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Michael Moore and The Bible. The story should use suicide as a plot device! [/B] Hmmm... One day, Mike Moore decided to test the almighty question: If the Bible speaks the truth about God, is there truly an afterlife? So Moore took his own life. It's safe to say he failed that test. The end!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Barack Obama[/b] and [b]Fight Club[/b]. The story should use [b]someone opening a gate to Hell[/b] as a plot device! Perfect.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Well, fuck.
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;26072254]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Well, fuck.[/QUOTE] :ohdear: Not sure I'd want to read that one.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cosby Show and The Real World. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining David Blaine and the Partridge Family. The story should use murder as a plot device!
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;26072254]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Well, fuck.[/QUOTE] A++ Would read it if someone made a comic about it
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;26072254]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Well, fuck.[/QUOTE] Edited into OP
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tom Brady and Metalocalypse. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device! They are trying to join the Patriots and Brady is there, yep.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King of the Hill and My Little Pony. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device![/quote] [quote=me]alright, so it's Columbus Day, and Arlen is celebrating, except for Bobby Hill, who is too busy enjoying the wonders of My Little Pony, much to Hank's dismay. eventually, Hank gets fed up and goes to work to clean propane tanks to relieve stress. in the process of doing this however, he ends up unintentionally inhaling the fumes to the point where he starts seeing visions of the town being ravaged by A vangeful Bobby and his ponies, until Columbus himself arrives to save the day and tell Hank to not be so hard on his son. Hank goes on to apologize to Bobby and everything ends on a happy note.[/quote] am I doing this right?
[QUOTE=Kill001;26072288]A++ Would read it if someone made a comic about it[/QUOTE] Just photoshop a powerpuff girl's head onto the guns in the Doom comic. The guy hugs them and holds them close to his crotch numerous times.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and My Little Pony. The story should use love triangles as a plot device! What?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device! Shiiiittttt.
[B]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MacGyver and Brady Bunch. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device![/B] :ohdear:
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Neil Patrick Harris[/b] and [b]Rock Band[/b]. The story should use [b]martial arts[/b] as a plot device![/quote] I just inadvertently made the greatest piece of literature of all time
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Something Awful. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device![/quote] "Oh God, this is wrong!" cried Lowtax between moans as Hamtaro crawled up his anus. "If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!" replied Hamtaro, his tiny voice echoing from the inside of Lowtax's colon.
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