Police find marijuana in 450lb Fat Boy's belly crease - Polidicks

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/16/police-find-marijuana-in-450lb-mans-belly-crease-4763078/[/url] [quote][t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/christopher-mitchell.jpg[/t] Police have reportedly found marijuana hidden under the belly fat of a 450lb man. Christopher Mitchell, aka ‘Fat Boy’, had apparently tried to conceal the drugs after being stopped in Volusia County, Florida. Police were initially upset he was not wearing a seatbelt but he told them he was unable to because of his large build. Deputies then grew suspicious of the 42-year-old and his driver, Keithian Roberts, so decided to deploy a sniffer dog. The animal detected marijuana and cocaine, which led police to search the car and discover 23g of weed hidden under Mitchell’s oversized belly. [B]They also found cocaine, $7,000 (£4,100) and a handgun.[/B] [/quote] Looks like he bit off more than he can chew.

[quote]They also found cocaine, $7,000 (£4,100) and a handgun.[/quote] wonder if they also found them in his belly

[I]"Hey, you like grilled cheese?"[/I]

ok, let me get this straight, the police grew suspicious of him because he was too fat to put his seat belt on? :v:

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;45137702]ok, let me get this straight, the police grew suspicious of him because he was too fat to put his seat belt on? :v:[/QUOTE] No dude, they were suspicious of him because he's bald. Bald people do drugs, duh.

"We're gona search you because you're a fat fuck"

I've just realized the resemblance. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rXeDArhg0[/media]

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;45137702]ok, let me get this straight, the police grew suspicious of him because he was too fat to put his seat belt on? :v:[/QUOTE] Seriously, that's what I don't understand... What caused them to become suspicious? Odd behavior or what? I mean, yeah the guy had previous drug charges but were they like fuck it, get a dog out here to sniff them?

[QUOTE=mon_ons;45137778]Seriously, that's what I don't understand... What caused them to become suspicious? Odd behavior or what? I mean, yeah the guy had previous drug charges but where they like fuck it, get a dog out here to sniff them?[/QUOTE] They searched his car and found stuff and searched him at the station I think. Or its cause he's black.

[QUOTE=mon_ons;45137778]Seriously, that's what I don't understand... What caused them to become suspicious? Odd behavior or what? I mean, yeah the guy had previous drug charges but where they like fuck it, get a dog out here to sniff them?[/QUOTE] You have an ounce of weed in your belly fat, it's going to reek like weed in your car. Hell, even a gram of some good weed will smell your car up.

[QUOTE=outlawpickle;45137817]You have an ounce of weed in your belly fat, it's going to reek like weed in your car. Hell, even a gram of some good weed will smell your car up.[/QUOTE]Not if it's bagged properly.

Damn it, in my state of Florida, AGAIN.

[QUOTE=outlawpickle;45137817]You have an ounce of weed in your belly fat, it's going to reek like weed in your car. Hell, even a gram of some good weed will smell your car up.[/QUOTE] They'd all probably look pretty nervous, cops can tell better than anyone when someone has something to hide. It seems like most criminals get caught by doing stupid things like speeding while having tons of drugs in their vehicle.

[QUOTE=Mitsudigi;45138101]They'd all probably look pretty nervous, cops can tell better than anyone when someone has something to hide. It seems like most criminals get caught by doing stupid things like speeding while having tons of drugs in their vehicle.[/QUOTE] Some cops are completely clueless though. I've witnessed first hand lol

There is a Fat Albert pun here somewhere...

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;45138215]Some cops are completely clueless though. I've witnessed first hand lol[/QUOTE] It would seem this cop had a clue. A raging clue. [IMG]http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/hardly-boys.jpg[/IMG]

hey hey hey lets get high today

how has no one.... HYOoooLS ROooooLllllssss

I feel bad for the dog. "Here boy, go sniff this guy's rolls in case there's drugs in there."

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Man when they say roll a joint, they didn't mean fat rolls.

That's how you make good use of everything

[video=youtube;QuVjaHpYhZc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVjaHpYhZc[/video] reminds me of this

I can just imagine two cops pulling tons of stuff out of his rolls of fat like some mystery box. -a pound of marijuana -two guns with six loaded magazines -300 grams of cocaine - 1 1/2 eaten double bacon cheeseburgers -3 dead cats -a toaster with a half eaten pop tart inside

[QUOTE=Elfy;45137777]I've just realized the resemblance. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rXeDArhg0[/media][/QUOTE] Should've stayed at the safehouse.