I think my stepdad just caught me masturbating and is going to blab to my mother. - General

Well shit, My stepdad burst in unannounced to tell me my mum is asleep(WHICH HE COULD HAVE DONE WHEN I WAS DOWNSTAIRS EARLIER), and he saw a porn window i had open. And he called me out on it atleast three times before informing me my mother is asleep and i can't make any noise, I said to him "Don't act like you're not the same" When he's been caught doing similar. and being the arsehole he is he's going to blab like fuck, What Do I Do? (Sidenote: My mother is very accepting with most things, she allowed me to view violent films, knowing i could handle them, but i'm not sure how she'll act to this, especially since she's ill.)

So... how old are you?

Why would he care? It's not like it's not normal to masturbate.

Chill the fuck out. If your mum is cool with stuff she'll be okay with this. It's completely normal. Your step-dad sounds a bit dickish though, if you think he's going to "dob on you". Just ride this out. It's a natural thing.

[QUOTE=chipset;32758747]So... how old are you?[/QUOTE] 14. [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Aries;32758752]Chill the fuck out. If your mum is cool with stuff she'll be okay with this. It's completely normal. Your step-dad sounds a bit dickish though, if you think he's going to "dob on you". Just ride this out. It's a natural thing.[/QUOTE] He [I]SAID[/I] he was going to tell my mother.

Tell him to be cool.

then again when my mother caught me watching a sex line when i had no pc(Well it was obvious it was me) she just gave me a playful yet telling look as if to say "Hide yo porn son"

Splat your dad in the eye and say my bad. You'll get off the hook bro.

get revenge by cumming in his meals and put on a shit eating grin when he slurps that special soup you made him with added protein.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;32758801]then why make a thread[/QUOTE] because she might go manic if he says it to her.

Not sure why parents want to catch their kids in the act if they already know they do it, pretty messed up if you ask me I don't think she'll care anyway

Kill him.

At least you didn't catch your mom or step-dad masturbating.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32758744]Well shit, My stepdad burst in unannounced to tell me my mum is asleep(WHICH HE COULD HAVE DONE WHEN I WAS DOWNSTAIRS EARLIER), and he saw a porn window i had open. And he called me out on it atleast three times before informing me my mother is asleep and i can't make any noise, I said to him "Don't act like you're not the same" When he's been caught doing similar. and being the arsehole he is he's going to blab like fuck, What Do I Do? (Sidenote: My mother is very accepting with most things, she allowed me to view violent films, knowing i could handle them, but i'm not sure how she'll act to this, especially since she's ill.)[/QUOTE] If your mother over-reacts about the fact that you masturbate, then she's stupid, no offense.

Rubs10's idea appeals to me(And i'm quite a pacifist) Because he's an endless prick to everyone in the house. But i can't be arsed hiding the body.

all rational parents know their teenager kids masturbate whether they catch them or not

i think it's best if i break the news to her first, yes?

Id say if anything she would just be pissed at your step-dad for confirming your masturbation to her. Where as before all she had to do was speculate and assume you're doing it.

you had your pants around your ankles?

What kind of dad/step-dad tattles on a kid for masturbating? That is hilarious. Your step-dad sounds like a bitch. Either that, or he was just fucking with you.

molest your step dad

[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;32758888]you had your pants around your ankles?[/QUOTE] No, I had my duvet over me and in the split second between him coming in and looking at me he went "Your mother is asleep a-<SUBJECT NAME HERE> What are you doing?" */me Clicks itunes blocking up window immediately.* "I saw that don't try to hide it i have to have a word withyourmother Don't bang around(Referring to making noise), your mother isn't well and is asleep, i saw what you were looking at" "Yeah, Like you're any different." [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=StormHammer;32758898]What kind of dad/step-dad tattles on a kid for masturbating? That is hilarious. Your step-dad sounds like a bitch. Either that, or he was just fucking with you.[/QUOTE] Nope. that's just him.

So uhh. What were you watching?

[QUOTE=MrParalegal;32758930]So uhh. What were you watching?[/QUOTE] I was looking at a pornographic image of a redheaded woman in her early twenties, Nothing to be ashamed of. also, fun fact i have to give my mother my monitor at night to stop me staying up late. and if i don't, my stepdad comes up, without her word or my permission, creeps into my room while i sleep, and takes the monitor. presumably JUST To piss me off. and when i call him out for creeping in my room when i'm not in there( I CAN HEAR HIM THROUGH THE CIELING) he denies it then goes "youre not eighteen you cant hide anything in there you dont have the right to privacy."

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32758938]I was looking at a pornographic image of a redheaded woman in her early twenties, Nothing to be ashamed of. also, fun fact i have to give my mother my monitor at night to stop me staying up late. and if i don't, my stepdad comes up, without her word or my permission, creeps into my room while i sleep, and takes the monitor. presumably JUST To piss me off. and when i call him out for creeping in my room when i'm not in there( I CAN HEAR HIM THROUGH THE CIELING) he denies it then goes "youre not eighteen you cant hide anything in there you dont have the right to privacy."[/QUOTE] Your stepdad really a jerk

man your parents suck

[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;32758955]man your parents suck[/QUOTE] not my mother. she's cool. albeit she nags alot because of my stepdad's bitchery

Inform your mother that your step-dad is a paedophile, for spying on you whilst masturbating :v:

sometimes you just have to stab a motherfucker to death with a pen knife

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;32758985]sometimes you just have to stab a motherfucker to death with a pen knife[/QUOTE] No need. I have a metal baton under my matress i plan to bat him with if he ever enters my room while i sleep again.