• Stories of badass teachers
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Just here looking for any stories that people may have of a quite frankly badass teachers, because we all know at least one teacher that has done something that could class as amazing. Here is mine, [url]http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8758570.York_head_teacher_rescues_man_from_icy_River_Ouse/[/url] Now share any you may have!
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In year 5, a teacher didn't like it when people took their bags inside the room. So one day he got really angry and threw their bags on the roof and he had a mustache.
My old science teacher a few years back was amazing. He showed how he could set his bald head on fire and not get burnt, taught us how to hold fire for a few seconds etc. Every lesson he would do a quiz at the end to see how well we learnt stuff, and if someone answered wrong they got an airzooka the face at point blank range. an airzooka for those who don't know what one is: [img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/airzooka-alt1.jpg[/img]
Not a teacher, but a dean of students. There was a water balloon fight/small riot a few years ago. One of the students decided to punch Mr. Martin (one of the DoS). Mr Martin didn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So he grabbed the student's arms, pushed him against the locker, then Lifted him up and literally threw him into the office. This DoS also ran across the tables in the cafeteria to catch a troublesome student. Like literally running over the tables. It was awesome! Also, Not teacher related, but after during the water balloon fight, our safety officer slipped and called in his radio "Officer Down" resulting in Heavy police presence the rest of the day, along with a few bomb and drug dogs. One kid, with a pocket full of drugs (Most likely weed) asked if he could pet the one of the dogs. The officer didn't see any problem with it. However, It didn't end well for the student.
My story's not quite as impressive as the OP's, but here in Perth we have a thing called ATP (Academically Talented Program). There were 2 ATP classes in Year 10, located right next to each other, and they're generally regarded as the best classes because everyone in them is cool and smart at the same time, there's no stoners or jackasses, and the teachers are great. The work isn't even that much harder, we just went on a lot more excursions/school camps etc. One day in mid-09 a guy in my class brought in a mandolin. He was quietly playing it while the teacher was discussing some sort of assignment (I can't remember this clearly) and interrupted his own sentence with a loud "BUT" at which point the guy with the mandolin played a harsh musical sting amidst his quiet playing. Due to this astonishing display of wit and musical talent the class (including the teacher) burst into applause before the teacher could finish his sentence. Because the clapping was that loud, we were unexpectedly given a retaliatory applause by the class next door. This went back and forth, continuing for some ten minutes before the teacher decided we should actually do some work. But our class wouldn't let this rest, the other class had gotten the last word. The teacher at this point was quite annoyed because of how distracted everyone was. A couple of friends of mine, while they should have been working, had devised a plan to strike back at the other class, and the teacher, despite being preoccupied immediately agreed to assist. It being mid-09, things like Rickrolling and The Game weren't so socially unacceptable (hate if you must), so a friend of mine made a 40 minute track of silence which was then followed by Never Gonna Give You Up. He put it on his ipod, with the album art being nothing but the words THE GAME, handed it to the teacher that morning who then went into the classroom in the middle of recess and hooked up the ipod to the speakers on either side of the room, hiding it behind the whiteboard, and Ms Britton's Society and Environment class got rickrolled while taking notes on the Holocaust. tl;dr Teacher makes 40 minute track of silence followed by Never Gonna Give You Up, puts in "rival" classroom during recess
In one lecture, our science teacher was going to mix strong acid with strong alkali(not sure if its called that way, it had a high pH). So first he tells us "Now this is very dangerous, I did it with my last class and managed to spill some on myself, I burnt my hand". He then proceeds to mix the both chemicals. It reacts really aggressively and he gets it all over his hands and screamt something like OH GOD OH GOD I GOT IT MY HANDS and runs to wash them. Burnt his hands(not that badly) and we couldnt stop laughing for quite a while. ok not really badass but he was a damn good teacher. Also one time he played a song about a blow up doll at full volume in the hall.
My teacher doesn't care if I'm late but he cares if other people are late :dance:
I had this chem teacher called Walter White...
[QUOTE=Croix;26998180]In one lecture, our science teacher was going to mix strong acid with strong alkali(not sure if its called that way, it had a high pH). So first he tells us "Now this is very dangerous, I did it with my last class and managed to spill some on myself, I burnt my hand". He then proceeds to mix the both chemicals. It reacts really aggressively and he gets it all over his hands and screamt something like OH GOD OH GOD I GOT IT MY HANDS and runs to wash them. Burnt his hands(not that badly) and we couldnt stop laughing for quite a while. ok not really badass but he was a damn good teacher.[/QUOTE] Mine is similar to this. My teacher had undiluted hydrochloric acid(enough to kill you if you drank it on its own) and a really strong alkali and he mixed them then drank it to show the process of neutralisation.
[QUOTE=Konakona940;26997920]Just here looking for any stories that people may have of a quite frankly badass teachers, because we all know at least one teacher that has done something that could class as amazing. Here is mine, [url]http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/8758570.York_head_teacher_rescues_man_from_icy_River_Ouse/[/url] Now share any you may have![/QUOTE] What the fuck I came into this thread to post that
I had this awesome physics teacher: PA: Teachers, please excuse the following announcement... Badass teacher : NO! PA: Will the following students-- And then he ripped the PA box off the wall
[QUOTE=phill977;26997997]In year 5, a teacher didn't like it when people took their bags inside the room. So one day he got really angry and threw their bags on the roof and he had a mustache.[/QUOTE] For some reason I have a mental image of your teacher which is quite close to Axe Cop. [img]http://agamerseducation.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/axe_cop1.png[]
My economics teacher was a pretty cool dude. One time two girls were arguing across the room and it got pretty loud. One of them picked up a chair to throw it and the teacher blocked it with his hand. Cut open his hand, so he walked over to the girl who threw it, flicked his blood at her and yelled "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?"
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We had an awesome groundskeeper, so much so that as a gift our year bought him a slab of beer as a parting present because all he does is speed on his tractor around concrete areas of the school, smoke with the vice principal in his shed and tell everyone they have shit for brains he also seems to smoke joints in there but the vice principal and secretary lady who hang with him don't seem to care
My chem teacher show us science demos that are "Hollywood Special Effects" He told the class a story: "Well, as you all know, this is my last year teaching. What you may not know, is why. I have created a solution that mends cuts, and dulls the pain almost instantly. I have sent it to the manufacturers and it's in the process of being perfected and mass produced. Its called seal-a-skin and you should be seeing it on shelves withing the next year or two. To show you how confident I am, I will show you how it works." *pulls out huge knife* Student:"Mr T, Please don't cut yourself. I can't stand blood!" "Then look away." *"Sterilizes" Blade* *'Slices' hand* *Shows class his 'Bleeding" Hand* *Wipes off 'Blood'* "HAHA FOOLED YOU!" At first I wasn't sure if it was fake or not, Because he's crazy enough to actually do that. He then sowed us how he did it, It was a reaction between some powder he rubbed into his hand before class, and the "Sterilizer" that turned it blood red.
My year 1 teacher was a paedophile :keke:
[QUOTE=chaz13;26998441]My year 1 teacher was a paedophile :keke:[/QUOTE] My year 3 teacher was a paedophile. It said in the newspapers he had over 20,000 CP images.
We blew up balloons filled with something in science class, resulted in big black spots on the ceiling :v:
this was many years ago my history teacher teach - and that's how the blacks came over to England daniel - *asleep* teach - class quickly and quitely exit the room while daniel is asleep do not wake him up *everyone leaves the room with their bags and coats* *teacher locks room as punishment with work that he must complete on the board if he wants to leave the classroom at home time* this happened a lot and was used all over in my school as a punishment
Mr, what is "*fill answer from question here*" "Oh, its *answer*" Always A's
English teacher had a spider as a pet everyday.. everyday we would see that fucking beast then one day.. classmate - sir? where is (spider's name) teach - *looks in box* teach - class dissmissed. please leave *que everyone running out of school* oh there was another one it was winter and everyone was hoping for snow to block school *boring lesson* teach - blah blah blah bla-OHMYGODITSSNOWING! everyone - [B]YAY![/B]
[QUOTE=Lemmiwinks!;26998468]My year 3 teacher was a paedophile. It said in the newspapers he had over 20,000 CP images.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/news/Paedophile-teacher-Cheltenham-jailed/article-2159678-detail/article.html[/url] I'm not joking. It says in the article he had almost 190,000 CP images.
For me it was: Chemistry teacher to girl: Do you have any sisters? Girl: Yes, one. Teacher: Do you like her? Girl: Yes ofcourse, she's my little sister. Teacher: Then you should give me your mom's number, I'll make sure you get another one girl was silent, everyone else was laughing. Later, she talked to the principal but nothing really happened because the teacher was already teaching here for like 30 years.
Nobody will ever come as close as Mr. "Doc" Fairbanks. He taught AV, Auto lab, and in the summer did the driver's edication program. He finally retired at the age of 70. I have seen this man bring people to tears. Make them run out of the class room. He was to the point, but a serious bullshitter. "The only thing in the school that last longer than a box of fresh Doughnuts, is a girl virginity." The sad thing is, is that's it true. "The school board can't fire me. I was a teacher for 3 of the people on that board. They are just waiting for me to die." "Class, I just recieved my first Social Security check in the mail yesterday. It won't be long before you see my fat ass on some white sandy beach sipping a Whiskey Perfect Manhatten thinking I give a fuck about the rest of you." "What the hell is this, you thing you work for the government? One man does all the work while the rest supervise? Get back to work you lazy bums!" He told the Principal to "Get a blowjob, because you need it more than I do."
[QUOTE=Heavy3;26997931]AN HEROIC heh[/QUOTE] [url]http://4chan.org[/url] Go there. Never come back to Facepunch [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Benji))[/highlight]
My pre-primary teacher was a pedophile, I atleast backed up my story with links to it in that "Weird stuff that has happened to you" thread. [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] Also, one of my uni teachers has long as dread locks and tells whoever calls him on his phone in class to fuck off
My old science teacher in Florida was teaching us about rays of light, took us outside, got a giant mirror and set a students shoe on fire, and then a tree.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;26999184][URL]http://4chan.org[/URL] Go there. Never come back to Facepunch[/QUOTE] lol ur so cool and mature
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