• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Hello, as the title suggests, my mother is suggesting that I piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test. Isn't this ILLEGAL? I honestly don't know what to do! Saying yes is just overall against my moral and makes me extremely uncomfortable, but at the same time saying no makes it seem like my mother would hate me even more. He has been smoking weed, but other then this I know little information. But for a small back story of this "boyfriend", he recently tried to choke, yes CHOKE my mother while they were driving. This was 1-2 weeks ago, and she goes straight back to him. So Facepunch, share your thoughts on what I should do? Update: Mom is pressuring me to do it now. She hasn't threaten to do anything yet, will update when/if she does. Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Get some piss from someone that does drugs then give it to them.
Don't do it.
Piss inside your mom's boyfriend's anus
Tell your mom's boyfriend to eat a few poppyseed bagels.
FYI His mom is a total bitch.
tell her you smoke pot
Don't do it man, bad idea. Your mom's boyfriend sounds like a terrible guy if he's choking your mom and has to take drug tests for some reason. Don't get caught up in it.
piss on your mom instead
Shit in it instead. Or put blue powerade in it. The police will be confused.
Let him fail the test and go to jail.
Don't do it, you'll feel terrible afterwards and he doesn't (as it sounds) deserve the help. It's his own life and he should live with the consequences that he brings upon himself. Stand up, be a man, don't piss in that cup.
Eat some poppy seed bagels or smoke a joint before pissing.
Don't do it, piss in his mouth while he sleeps instead.
If you don't think it's right, don't do it. You don't have to go against your moral code just to keep other people happy
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;26812250]Tell your mom's boyfriend to eat a few poppyseed bagels.[/QUOTE] it's funny because poppyseed bagels make you show up positive for opiates.
[QUOTE=Elizer;26812278]Eat some poppy seed bagels or smoke a joint before pissing.[/QUOTE] Do this.
Smoke a shitload of pot and blow a fuckton of crack. then piss in the cup.
Put apple juice in it. When they go to test it for drugs and find that it isn't piss, that prick will be in even more trouble.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;26812311]Smoke a shitload of pot and blow a fuckton of crack. then piss in the cup.[/QUOTE] It won't show up on a piss test if you do drugs right before
Get some dog piss if he's an asshole, help if he's not.
Do all possible drugs and then piss in the cup. also take estrogen pills, hilarity will ensue.
Get some weed bro, Mother choking asshole deserves it.
Record her asking and then when he fails the test for reals show the cops the video of her asking you and you refusing. Or do it your self but do heroine first.
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;26812299]it's funny because poppyseed bagels make you show up positive for opiates.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure poppy seeds have opium in them.
Strike that. Get high, then eat poppy seed bagels after that. Do both and make the BF look like a junkie. *yeah, I know this is late, but it's the best damn idea*
Shit in the cup.
do on a massive drug binge first boyfriend gets fucked, mum gets out of his control, and you get a fucking awesome time
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