Hey guys, I am doing a Vodka Melon.
My current setup:
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The problem: It sits there for about 2 hours now and nothing is happening. The Vodka doesn't seem to go in there. The internet says it takes about 2 days for it to go in fully, but not even a millimeter of Vodka went in so far.
There is also the idea of using a funnel but I am afraid it doesn't create any pressure to press the Vodka into it.
[B]Did anyone of you guys ever do this? Any tips? [/B]
Put more holes in it.
Did you open the Bottle?
[QUOTE=Pirate Ninja;16794889]Did you open the Bottle?[/QUOTE]
Oh god I lol'd.
Punch a big hole in and spill it inside.
Watermelon doesn't naturally have any crevices(not ones big enough, at least) to just let vodka flow in like it doesn't care. You need to open up the surrounding area just a little bit, either that or your watermelon isn't ripe enough.
You have to weld the vodka bottle to the melon then pick it up with the physgun and freeze it in mid-air.
[QUOTE=Pirate Ninja;16794889]Did you open the Bottle?[/QUOTE]
First step of troubleshooting: confirm the basics.
.[quote]You need 4 things. A nice large Melon (The red inside type, not the yellow water melons) a plastic funnel, a bottle of Vodka, 2-3 days worth of time.
Using a small kitchen knife, cut a hole into the melon about the size of your thumb, insert funnel, lean against something to hold it steady, fill funnel with Vodka. Repeat the last stage when funnel empties until bottle is empty. Make sure nobody's driving home after serving! Takes quite a while to do it properly, for quickness, slice the melon into a big bowl and pour over vodka. Not quite the same effect as the proper way, but will do in an emergency. [/quote]
Waste of a perfectly good melon, I say, it is, a waste indeed.
It takes time... after 2 hours, not much will have happened/nothing at all would have happened.
The internet says it takes 2 days, so leave it 2 days before worrying.
A Guide for those interested:
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Plug,-Spike,-or-Cork-a-Watermelon[/url]
Vodka melon is a excellent way to become completely shitfaced :cheers:
[QUOTE=Detective P;16795075]Waste of a perfectly good melon, I say, it is, a waste indeed.[/QUOTE]
you are not old enough to talk about this subject
[QUOTE=Van-man;16795140]A Guide for those interested:
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Plug,-Spike,-or-Cork-a-Watermelon[/url]
Vodka melon is a excellent way to become completely shitfaced :cheers:[/QUOTE]
so is drinking martinis. and it's a whole lot classier and less gross.
[QUOTE=mike;16795305]so is drinking martinis. and it's a whole lot classier and less gross.[/QUOTE]
germans don't drink martinis
[QUOTE=mike;16795305]so is drinking martinis. and it's a whole lot classier and less gross.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits your message quite well. :v:
Fuck vodka watermelon, try vodka jelly. That shit fucks you royally!
Did you cook the melon first?
Ha, I do this and Trashcan punch
I don't use a bottle, I make a deep enough hole to have a good amount to put in and let it sit in the fridge, then add more every 4 hours
If you really want the bottle method, you have to poke a hole at the top or it'll create a vacuum sorta like a glass with some water and air upside down in a tub being pushed down or up, it won't go anywhere, since a watermelon isn't a sponge it's like ~99% water you have to free expose it to w/e you're adding. It's faster to let it sit and plastic sealed just a bit outside of the fridge for the first 6 hours or the hole you made, the red part will coagulate and seal itself in about 2 days, less or more outside.
Use everclear.
[QUOTE=Detective P;16795075]Waste of a perfectly good melon, I say, it is, a waste indeed.[/QUOTE]
waste of perfectly good vodka. i hate melons
Your guide clearly states that you need to make "channels" for the vodka to travel throughout the melon, by the sound of it all you have done is the first step by making a plug area and that is it, remember to skewer the inside of the melon in at least 8 different locations in varying locations so that the vodka can travel freely.
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Your melon must be evil. Put it down. Now.
[i]Vodka? [b]Inside[/b] the watermelon?![/i]
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/19a200melon3.jpg[/img]
I'll bet it'll sho be good
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Eat dat watuhmelon
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Mmhm
Why not have a pumpkin? Then you can sodomize that instead
Better use cyanide and then donate the watermelon to orphanage.
Is that Rashmaninoff?
Looks like Gorbatschow but isn't. Also, Vodka Melon is new to me, gotta try that.
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