• Son Murders Mother After Being Caught Masturbating
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[quote=Sankaku Complex]A son caught in the midst of an auto-asphyxiative onanism session clubbed his mother to death for interrupting him. The 22-year-old man lived together with his 44-year-old mother in the Croatian city of Split, with neighbours describing the woman as “reclusive” and the son as “troubled.” However, when his mother walked in on him as he masturbated with a scarf tied tightly around his neck, her shocked reaction enraged him, and he grabbed a small statuette and used it to bludgeon her over the head, killing her. He also attempted to strangle her. Whether he was aggrieved over his mere discovery, her reaction, or the exposure of his apparent fetish (self-strangulation is a somewhat dangerous technique occasionally used to induce intense orgasms or arousal) is not clear. Police were alerted to the incident by the son’s call to emergency services, and he confessed and was arrested upon their arrival.[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating[/url]
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holy shit what
I'd be pretty pissed, too.
I guess he couldnt contain himself
hahahaha Tried to think of a news pun but couldn't
Calm down kid, don't bust a nut. Seriously though, that's some fucked up shit.
[QUOTE=Scope0;18503679]I guess he couldnt contain himself[/QUOTE] :sweatdrop:
[I]kids these days...[/I] 46+ of you don't get jokes.
At least he didn't do anything nasty to her corpse.
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;18503693][I]kids these days...[/I][/QUOTE] 22 year old man child, the story is actually breathtaking come to think of it.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;18503698]At least he didn't do anything nasty to her corpse.[/QUOTE] Wait for it....
Why the actual fuck did he do that
:what:
Parents: Give your kids privacy [highlight]OR ELSE[/highlight]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=709818[/url] Just another one that should have posted there. [editline]06:58PM[/editline] Wait, i got a good pun [I]At least he beat the meat.[/I] [editline]06:59PM[/editline] And holy shit, that was an over-reaction. It was probably a /b/tard in my opinion. His mum would have just been like wtf and walked out. He didn't have to kill her...
[i]looks like...[/i] [img]http://m0vie.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/caine.jpg[/img] [b]She came at a bad time...[/b] [editline]07:02PM[/editline] 1,000 post yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nice one Oman, that was pretty good
[QUOTE=Oman;18503854][i]looks like...[/i] [img]http://m0vie.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/caine.jpg[/img] [b]She came at a bad time...[/b] [editline]07:02PM[/editline] 1,000 post yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/QUOTE] Oh cool that joke isnt old lame and stupid at all
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18503875]Nice one Oman, that was pretty good[/QUOTE] Ta. Not bad for my 1,000th. [editline]07:07PM[/editline] [QUOTE=r4nk_;18503884]Oh cool that joke isnt old lame and stupid at all[/QUOTE] Of course it isn't.
He simply couldn't think of a way to explain himself. Take the easy way out!
Next time think twice before bursting into your child's room while they are masturbating while you yell "HAHA LOOK AT LOSER LOSING HIS V-CARD TO HIS HAND!" If you know they're masturbating, don't mess, respect. Homie.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18503920]Next time think twice before bursting into your child's room while they are masturbating while you yell "HAHA LOOK AT LOSER LOSING HIS V-CARD TO HIS HAND!" If you know they're masturbating, don't mess, respect. Homie.[/QUOTE] Any breakers of this new law will be bludgeoned to death with a small statue.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;18503698]At least he didn't do anything nasty to her corpse.[/QUOTE] [quote]...He also attempted to strangle her.[/quote] The word "strangle" is open for interpretation.
So he killed his mom to avoid the embarrassment. Wonder how he feels now, with the whole world knowing his fetish..
The son sure [i]busted[/i] his moms head in
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18503940]The word "strangle" is open for interpretation.[/QUOTE] You win the news pun award for this thread
That just shows how scary the world can be lol.
What a dick.
Looks like he's in a... [i]Sticky situation![/i]
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