• You are a pirate! [Interactive]
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[i]You are a pirate in a time of civil war, it is a vicious conflict between the parliament and the king - who shall you choose, or will you just fuck shit up? Only time will tell.[/i] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life.PNG[/img] [i]So, you have a musket and a scimitar - your in a parliament controlled dock, your head is aching and judging from the state of you, you had quite a great night last night - although you remember nothing. First things first, what is your name - and what do you do?[/i] this is an old interactive that I want to redo.
>Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
[QUOTE=dvc;28463710]>Do what you want cause a pirate is free.[/QUOTE] >You are a pirate.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life1.PNG[/img] [i]You are indeed a pir- BLARGAUGHGhgh...[/i]
> Jump into the boat and yell at the man while flashing anything remotely shiny [i]"My name is DI John Marley, I am commandeering this boat in the name of king and country!"[/i] Then row off, fast.
>Shoot the tree.
Ragamuffin you're back :love: You probably don't remember me though. :saddowns: >Go hunt for booty.
[i]Before you even remember your name you feel the need to hi-jack the boat and search the sea's for booty! You also think it would be a good idea to open fire on the heavily armed navy, what could possibly go wrong?! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life2.PNG[/img] Oh...Well, atleast the smoke is somewhat blocking their view - where do you go now?[/i] [b]Search the seven sea's in a damaged canoe... Royal Docks Pirates Den Go nowhere, get shot at. Anywhere else your drunken mind can think up![/b]
>Go nowhere, get shot at.
>Acquire a scandalous wench, what kind of pirate doesn't have wenches.
[i]You sit there happily getting shot at, before a royal ship rudely barges in and takes you captive - before gunning down the cowardly guards that sprinted for their lives - outgunned.[/i] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life3.PNG[/img] [i]Wearily, you open your eyes to hear gunfire and swaying around - this coupled with your terrible hangover is hell to you. You notice the wench infront of you, and shout out to her: [b]"You! Wench! WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" "'Dya want a kick in the nuts you crazy twat?" "..." "We're on one of her majesty's attack ships, somewhere in the sea - we have to escape." "..."[/b][/i] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life4.PNG[/img]
>"wadap guise"
> Laugh heartily and join the fray, from the ship's deck of course.
>Rape the living fuck out of that wench, rape her so hard she'll have cramps in the afterlife.
>instigate rape
[i]As you move into position she laughs at you and whips your own sword out of your hilt and stabs you in the arm.[/i] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life5.PNG[/img] [b]"Get it through your thick skull you drunken thug, WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE." "..."[/b] [i]You stare at her for a moment, trying to listen - but it sounds like gibberish to you...[/i]
>still attempt to rape her.
> Spray liquids from every orifice in a blind surge of seething rage.
> Raperaperaperaperaperape
Smack her with the butendofyourrifle, then shoot the lock.
>Punch her in the snout to establish superiority
With the but end of your rifle.
> Shoot blood out of your eyes.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life6.PNG[/img] [i]You pull the rifle out and smack her in the face, she lets out a peircing cry and falls to the ground - you feel merciful for not shooting her in the head. Now what?[/i]
[I]Now what?[/I] >add a G and it's a type of fruit [editline]11th March 2011[/editline] >remove an E and it's a music genre
[QUOTE=RagamuffinIIII;28546449][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a_pirates_life6.PNG[/img_thumb] [i]You pull the rifle out and smack her in the face, she lets out a peircing cry and falls to the ground - you feel merciful for not shooting her in the head. Now what?[/i][/QUOTE] >Spit on her.
> Make her shoot blood out of her eyes.
> Rape her now.
>Rape her now
Rapeeeee
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