I've only gotten high once, and that was when I took a few oxycodone with my friend. I just figured out the other day that one of my friends is a dealer, and is willing to give me some weed for free. Anything that I should know? How should I smoke it for the best effect?
There are some problems, though:
Masking the smell. My dad was in Vietnam, and one of his missions was to get information off of this complete pothead. He says he knows the smell, and if he ever smells it on me, he's calling the cops. I need to know a way to completely remove or mask the smell of the weed.
Where to smoke it. There is almost never a time when both my parents aren't home. Where could I smoke it?
How to smoke it without any special equipment or papers. Being a first time smoker, I don't have any equipment to smoke it with. Any suggestions?
Thank you all for your help.
Build a bottle bong. Look up on google, there should be plenty tutorials. Then, just go to an chill place, we have that one big river in our town, many parks in the near.
As for the smell, well just make sure you don't go home straight after smoking, wait a bit. If you're the parfum guy, not a big problem, if not just take some deodorant with you. If you don't have such, well air freshener will do the job. A chewing gum will work for your breath.
Also, take some money with you or something to eat, you'll get hungry.
What a douchebag dad.
To be totally honest.
Sleep over at a friends house just to be safe.
Take off your shirt and smoke it through a bong, you will get most of the THC out of the weed if you use a bong. If you use a joint, it will get the smell all over you and waste heaps of weed.
Have your fun being high, after you sober up, have a shower and wash your clothes, wear new clothes and come back home the next day.
You'll be safe.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19700685]What a douchebag dad.
To be totally honest.[/QUOTE]
Not really.
As for me, my mom doesn't know. In fact, she can't know. She won't ever know. And I do my very best to keep it that way.
As for the OP, I suggest you follow the same advice.
If you started with Oxycodone there's a chance weed might be a bit of a dissapointment as opiates are so beautiful (especially oxycodone from what I've heard).
If you're really that worried about the smell you can try "ghosting" which is where you hold the smoke in your lungs for a long time. Tobacco is a stronger smell and lingers for longer, so a bong is the best plan.
Oh and here's a some-what okay technique to smoke if you are noob.
This is called an "[B]Agent[/B]" around here.
First, get a pack of cigarettes. (Normal Blue or Menthol Green, doesn't matter. I like it menthol though)
Then, get a piece of cardboard paper (Like a postcard, flimsy paper isn't good). You can use it to grind your weed on and mix up with tobacco. Makes things easier.
Then, empty out your cigarette. (Don't break it!) and fill it up with weed(+tobacco if you want). Also, you can try pushing the weed gently with a pencil or whatever so you make it more tight. Do that, actually. Especially if all your weed can't fit in.
(Remember, if you however mix your weed with tobacco, throw at least half of your tobacco away because you can't fit them all in together!)
Once your cigarette is filled up with Weed/(Tobacco), you have to remove the filter because if you smoked it with filter on, your weed would go all waste.
So, try to get a good hold of the filter with your teeth and gently pull it out. Replace the filter with a piece of hard cardboard paper. (Roll the paper around so it's like a filter, but isn't all that tight you know) If you screw up, worry not. Try again. I can do this in few minutes, and it's close to perfect.
Light up. These things burn a bit faster than normal joints though.
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Oh and this thing smells! But it looks like a normal cigarette.
Here is a picture of an ideal filter which you replace with the normal cigarette filter:
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[img]http://www.roll-a-joint.com/rolling/marijuana-joint.gif[/img]
Roll the filter like that if you use the above.
Yeah, edited my post with a picture as well.
So the best bet if I don't want the smell on me is to use a bottle bong?
I was thinking of going over to my friend/dealer's house and just smoke it there, because he probably has a bong, but I'm worried about the smell getting on me.
Maybe just go to a place in the park with him where no one really goes to and just smoke it there?
I'm hesitant on using joints because someone said above that the smell gets all over you.
Joints suck if your trying to smell clean. Use a bong and blow the smoke away from you.
Ride your bike to his house and back. Bring some smell-goods too.
Honestly, I don't know why you guys say it's that stinky. If the guy is doing it out in the open, he's alright. Even if he does it indoors and hotboxes a room, if he spends 10-15 minutes outside, the smell will all but disappear.
For a first time, just make sure you don't act sketchy. If your parents start noticing you're acting weird or changing your usual habbits (like me, I used to go out early, but when I started hanging out with mates that smoked pot, i'd start hanging out a bit later at night) and you'll be fine.
Go out, have a good time. I suggest using a bong, but taking it EASY. Honestly, over-doing it on your first time will make you sick and you'll ruin the experience. So take it easy, relax. Don't, no matter what, let your friends make you feel like a pussy for not taking huge tokes. Take it however you want and wait 30 seconds after each toke or something so you know when it hits you. Trust me, when you've taken 3-4 tokes in under a minute, when it hits you, sometimes it's scary.
Other than that, don't go home too messed up, so make sure you plan your day right and allow a few hours before going home. That way, you won't be completely fucked and look like you're stoned.
Cheers and goodluck mate.
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Masking the smell. My dad was in Vietnam, and [b]one of his missions was to get information off of this complete pothead.[/b] He says he knows the smell, and if he ever smells it on me, he's calling the cops. I need to know a way to completely remove or mask the smell of the weed.
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I said he was a douche because he would call the cops.
8/10 parents wouldn't do that.
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Mine didn't.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19706326]I said he was a douche because he would call the cops.
8/10 parents wouldn't do that.
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Mine didn't.[/QUOTE]
My parents called the cops the first time they busted me...
...but it was just my Uncle, so no problems there :smug:
[QUOTE=varj;19701106]Once your cigarette is filled up with Weed/(Tobacco), you have to remove the filter because if you smoked it with filter on, your weed would go all waste.[/QUOTE]
this is a myth
[QUOTE=NotYou3;19706790]this is a myth[/QUOTE]
No it's not. I've tried it. It is a waste of weed.
[QUOTE=NotYou3;19706790]this is a myth[/QUOTE]
Filter = bad suction
[QUOTE=Aaronn;19706909]Filter = bad suction[/QUOTE]
...?
I was under the impression that a filter did make a tiny of weed go to waste, but it was basicly the same as smoking with a roach, is this not true?
I've heard conflicting accounts of the filter vs. roach debate. I know a few people who smoke with filters and say it's no different and one guy who swears by filters because he thinks they cut out the tar and not the high. Any evidence either way would be good.
I just use roach. That way I don't have to worry about loosing any THC if I was using a filter, plus I don't smoke filters anyway so I'm used to roach
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19706931]...?[/QUOTE]
Feh I tried using a cigarette filter in my early days of smoking. I put it in a joint. It didn't work. If I tried it now, it might. Dunno.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;19712502]Feh I tried using a cigarette filter in my early days of smoking. I put it in a joint. It didn't work. If I tried it now, it might. Dunno.[/QUOTE]
I've tried that too. Emptied out a cigarette and replaced it with ground up herb. Left the filter in and sparked that bitch up. Didn't even get a buzz.
[QUOTE=bu5hman;19712333]I've heard conflicting accounts of the filter vs. roach debate. I know a few people who smoke with filters and say it's no different and one guy who swears by filters because he thinks they cut out the tar and not the high. Any evidence either way would be good.[/QUOTE]
I'm 100% positive filters will decrease how high you get, by how much I can't say it would depend on variables like the length/thickness of the filter. If people want to smoke using a filter, go for it, you're wasting weed though and whether or not the fact it traps more tar outweighs the fact it decreases the high is up to you. If I was really worried about my health and smoking weed though, I'd get a vaporizer
Unless you smoke 20 joints a day, it's unlikely to effect your health that much. Even though weed has slightly more tar in it, the fact most people only smoke 2-3 joints a day at most means it's irrelevant.
I suppose being a noob at smoking weed is different than being a lightweight at smoking weed?
I wouldn't call myself a noob but I'm definitely a lightweight. I think in ways that's more fun though.
[QUOTE=WillyRoger;19724795]I suppose being a noob at smoking weed is different than being a lightweight at smoking weed?
I wouldn't call myself a noob but I'm definitely a lightweight. I think in ways that's more fun though.[/QUOTE]
Well, experience (not tolerance) does affect how much you can smoke in a sitting.
Someone who has been smoking for a few years will obviously be able to handle a higher-level high than someone who has only been smoking a few months.
Fair shout.
I've been smoking for a couple of years, but on and off, so my tolerance seems to stay the same.
Okay, I think I'm going to make an apple bong.
Where do I put the weed? Where do I put the water?
I feel so :downs: right now.
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