For example, whenever I eat a burrito I cut off an end, then I make a cut directly down the center and open it. Then I eat the fillings and afterwards I eat the tortilla.
I eat the crust of pizza first...
I usually cut up food really small before eating.
Everything in triangles. Doesn't matter what.
I put some fries onto my burger. Also, when I'm eating one of those Hungry Man meals with mashed potatoes and corn, I usually mix the corn into the mashed potatoes, and if there's a brownie, I also put some corn on that before heating it up, and I dip the chicken into the mashed potatoes.
For the love of god, don't let the food touch.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;31996322]For the love of god, don't let the food touch.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I like to mix all the food.
I eat the topping of pizzas first, and then eat the dough/base on its own.
If I have a sandwich I eat the crust off the edges then eat the sides in such a way so what's left is a square, then I eat the rest of the sandwich.
I usually eat rice out of a bowl with my fingers.
[QUOTE=Blitzkreig;31997859]If I have a sandwich I eat the crust off the edges then eat the sides in such a way so what's left is a square, then I eat the rest of the sandwich.[/QUOTE]
I do that too
If I eat a cereal like lucky charms, I save the marshmallows for last.
When I eat pizza I fold it vertically and eat it.
I'll eat pizza upside down so that the tasty part's on my tongue first.
When I was younger, I ate pizza backwards to save the best part (the non-crust part) for last, but then I discovered upside down pizza and how messy it is to eat it with both methods at once.
If there's lunchmeat hanging off the side of my sandwich, I'll save that side for last so that I end up with just lunchmeat. Same goes for McChickens.
When eating hardboiled eggs, I do my best to find out which side has the yolk, and then eat the side with most of the white first so as to save the yolky goodness for last.
I lick the sides of ice cream sandwiches as well. One of my friends from last year did the same with the insides of pizza pockets, but on a more perverted scale. He ate them out as though they were vaginas and he would look us all in the eyes.
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Also, this reminds me:
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;32010919]
When I eat pizza I fold it vertically and eat it.[/QUOTE]
In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.
I put an equal amount of each different food in every bite I take.
I bite off the lower part of an ice cream cone and suck all the ice cream out of there.
i let ramen noodles cook for just a little bit so they're quite firm (al dente)
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also i eat cheetos (cheese doodles) with chop sticks
When I eat marshmallows I rip them into quarters.
When I eat pizza, I scrape off all the toppings, put donair sauce on with the pizza sauce, then re-put the toppings back on.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;32032442]I'll eat pizza upside down so that the tasty part's on my tongue first.
When I was younger, I ate pizza backwards to save the best part (the non-crust part) for last, but then I discovered upside down pizza and how messy it is to eat it with both methods at once.
If there's lunchmeat hanging off the side of my sandwich, I'll save that side for last so that I end up with just lunchmeat. Same goes for McChickens.
When eating hardboiled eggs, I do my best to find out which side has the yolk, and then eat the side with most of the white first so as to save the yolky goodness for last.
I lick the sides of ice cream sandwiches as well. One of my friends from last year did the same with the insides of pizza pockets, but on a more perverted scale. He ate them out as though they were vaginas and he would look us all in the eyes.
[editline]30th August 2011[/editline]
Also, this reminds me:
In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.[/QUOTE]
Those things were greasy as fuck, but they were alright
Corn and mashed potatoes are always mixed together. When I eat pizza, if there are toppings I eat them first then eat the pizza just plain.
I eat my cereal with a teaspoon.
I dont hold teacups correctly. I put two fingers through the hole then another finger blow the hole to balance it.
I keep crisps in my mouth until the taste goes and then chew.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;32032442]
In elementary school when we got those rectangle pizzas (everyone I know hated them, but they were my favorites) I would roll them up like little pizza burritos.[/QUOTE]
There is nothing better than a school rectangle pizza.... Awwwww I want to go back to grade school just for that :(
I occasionally pull off small strings of a cheese string and put them on top of a cheese toastie before I put it into the toastie maker.
I also don't like food touching, will only eat thick sliced bread and I always save the best part of the meal till last.
I won't eat soup unless I have some bread to dip into it.
Dudes.... Listen the fuck up... Last night I happened upon the greatest creation known to man..
Combination Pizza Rolls dipped in Wendys sweet & sour sauce.. I would advise everyone to try this.
[QUOTE=SeventeenDicks;32222518]Dudes.... Listen the fuck up... Last night I happened upon the greatest creation known to man..
Combination Pizza Rolls dipped in Wendys sweet & sour sauce.. I would advise everyone to try this.[/QUOTE]
No ty
When I get nachos, I usually grind up the chips into smaller pieces, put the meat, cheese and other shit into the tiny chips, then stir it and eat the mixture with a fork.
if i'm having something like stir fry, i'll first pick out all the vegetables, then the chicken, then eat the plan noodles
and if i have spaghetti bolognese i tend to eat most of the bolognese on it's own, saving just a tiny bit of sauce to mix in with the pasta
My neighbor is some sort of fascist with her food. Nothing touches anything else under pain of death.
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