Facebook Games More Likely to Please a Woman than Sex - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Hold your manhoods cheap, guys. Doritos, of all fuckin' things, surveyed girl gamers and found that they're more likely to get off on video games—worse yet,[I]Facebook[/I] video games—than doing it with you.A survey of 2,052 lady gamers, commissioned to promote something called (adjusts glasses) "the Doritos Dip Desperado Facebook game," found that women are more likely to enjoy a Facebook gaming session than, you know, slammin' ham, by 84 percent to 70 percent for each activity. "Facebook games" is assumed to be the game of choice here a) considering who sponsored this and b) the survey also found that 49 percent of women and 50 percent of men game on the social network. Other activities not as fulfilling as Facebook games, allegedly: Working out (62 percent of women enjoy these), taking a bath (75 percent) and even OMG shopping! (71 percent). Let's be clear, this isn't "likes games more than sex," that's an attitude held before the experience. It's what's more likely to be enjoyable, which is a reflection on it afterward. Preferably with a cigarette.[/QUOTE] Source: [URL="http://kotaku.com/5821770/facebook-games-more-likely-to-please-a-woman-than-sex"]http://kotaku.com/5821770/facebook-games-more-likely-to-please-a-woman-than-sex F[/URL]uck.

Thats because 16 year old spoiled bitches are the only ones that play it and are the ones that are in the survey mostly. The ones that become easily enraged so bad that every time anyone gets anywhere near them they go feral. You know, like this one [img]http://www.girllookslikeabitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1256541994.jpg[/img]

bra off please

Fuck this, women are too difficult - I'm turning gay

[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;31191029]Fuck this, women are too difficult - I'm turning gay[/QUOTE] Its a lot easier to play both sides.

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;31191057]Its a lot easier to play both sides.[/QUOTE] Its even easier to play neither, like most of this forum does already.

Lol girl gamers

I see.

Heheh. Facebook Gamers

Well, that explains why I'm not getting any... my gf is a Cityville freak [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]

Facebook games suck. I'll take an order of Half-Life 2, please.

So basically what this tells us is that most girl gamers not only have a horrible taste in games, but in men too.

Oh, gender stereotypes, how I've missed you [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3797350/img/allears.gif[/img]

Whatever, it's not like Facepunchers had a chance in the first place.

[QUOTE=Wiggles;31191075]Its even easier to play neither, like most of this forum does already.[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames]The only winning move is not to play.[/url] [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31191339]Well, that explains why I'm not getting any... my gf is a Cityville freak [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Cut her off the Internet, and she'll rape you senseless.

Facebook games can't even be considered real games.

[QUOTE=Nerts;31191455]So basically what this tells us is that most girl gamers not only have a horrible taste in games, but in men too.[/QUOTE] They probably interviewed women that go "I play facebook games, I'm a girl gamer!"

[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;31191557]They probably interviewed women that go "I play facebook games, I'm a girl gamer!"[/QUOTE] Wanna know something that's bad. That sounds EXACTLY like my mother. And she's around 50 years old. Fuck my life :smith:

[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;31191557]They probably interviewed women that go "I play facebook games, I'm a girl gamer!"[/QUOTE]Yes, that's what I'm getting at, "girl gamers" rather than girls who play games.

[QUOTE=Van-man;31191590]Wanna know something that's bad. That sounds EXACTLY like my mother. And she's around 50 years old. Fuck my life :smith:[/QUOTE] My mom just plays Peggle. Massive amounts of Peggle. Around 700 hours or so in the past year.

[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;31191708]My mom just plays Peggle. Massive amounts of Peggle. Around 700 hours or so in the past year.[/QUOTE] Consider yourself lucky.

[QUOTE=Van-man;31191590]Wanna know something that's bad. That sounds EXACTLY like my mother. And she's around 50 years old. Fuck my life :smith:[/QUOTE] I'd call mine a casual gamer. Sure, she likes the pogo games, but she loves point and click games like Myst and it's various sequels. Sadly, there's not a lot of games like that.

And that's why I'm Bi. I also tollerate furries so that one day if alien overlords decide to colonize Earth I'll be able to promote diplomacy by sleeping with the leaders daughter. [editline]18th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;31191708]My mom just plays Peggle. Massive amounts of Peggle. Around 700 hours or so in the past year.[/QUOTE] Peggle is awesome.

[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;31191708]My mom just plays Peggle. Massive amounts of Peggle. Around 700 hours or so in the past year.[/QUOTE] My mom plays Slolitaire.

I'd rather have sex than play a video game that I can play whenever I want.

[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;31192706]I'd rather have sex than play a video game that I can play whenever I want.[/QUOTE]Depends who with, though.

My mom plays poker, cafe life and every other fucking facebook game. who the fuck said "mostly 16 year olds place fb games", thats stupid

[QUOTE=Van-man;31191545]Cut her off the Internet, and she'll rape you senseless.[/QUOTE] That's probably a good idea :v:

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;31191057]Its a lot easier to play both sides.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=4316848[/img]

I'ma get that bitch some Facebook games, bitches love Facebook games. [editline]18th July 2011[/editline] WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN SAID YET