Well before I start, I don't even like the game and you'll see why I played it during the story. ANYWHO, ONTO THE STORY!
Friday, August 28th, 2009: My parents went out to the casino, they usually go out every friday so I pre-planned to have my good buddy Daniel over. When Daniel came over, we played some NHL '10 on the PS3 (no I didn't stutter, I said the PS3 not the Xbox 360) after a couple games my parents finally decide to leave so were pretty physicked about that. We go into my parents room looking for my dad's weed stash (I love having a dad who smokes weed, it's awesome) unfortunately he didn't have any so we were all like "aw shit man, shit dude, fuck girl... AHA! booze!" so we look under my parents bed and low and behold there is some whiskey :> we crack it open and start drinking. Eventually we start to get tipsy and we get this whack ass idea to go play nicky nicky nine doors on this crazy indian's house. But before we do that, I remembered I had a bit of left over weed in my room when I rolled a J. So we grab it and just wanna smoke it right quick. We get a pop can indent it, put some holes in that fucker with a tack and smoke up. So we get pretty fucked, booze and weed, kill right? So now were on our way to go fuck with this guy and wake his ass up. I go up to the door, video camera in one hand, smoke in the other. I ring the bell like 5 times and my friends runs across his neighbours lawn and I take the driveway, as I turned the corner I slid on these tiny mother fucking pebbles and fell.. I then slid about 5 feet on the ground and smashed my face on the cement and I knew I was hurt. I'm limping back to my house while my friend is laughing his ass off. I get inside and I'm shaking uncontrollably and I'm white as a ghost. I take my shirt off and throw my head under the tap in the kitchen sink and run the water on cold. After about 10 minutes trying to calm down, I go into my room and get my friend to take my jeans off for me :q: at this point I knew my left knee was fucked so I needed him to do it or I would've gotten more blood on my new jeans. When he took my jeans off I see this huge gash into my knee and it's bleeding hella. I look in the mirror and my chin is cut open, both my hands are bleeding bad, my chest has scrapes and my knee is just fucked. At this point I just want to try and sleep, so I get paper towel and wrap it around my leg and tape it so the blood doesn't go everywhere. I keep pressure on my knee with my most damaged hand so I have pressure on that too. Great fucking night.
[b]LESSON:[/b] Don't fucking play Nicky Nicky Nine Doors, that shit's dangerous.
Um, learn to paragraph please.
Your post is one big wall of text
Cool story bro thanks for the info i'll remember this
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Ding dong ditch...
Nicky nicky nine whatda?
[QUOTE=rifles;17018006]Cool story bro[/QUOTE]
You didn't even read the thread.
I honestly read up until you went on a console wars bullshittery.
[QUOTE=Kamikaze;17018019]I honestly read up until you went on a console wars bullshittery.[/QUOTE]
I honestly read up unti-... hey wait, do I care? Nope.
Anyone else not know what the fuck OP is talking about?
[QUOTE=Wangman;17018049]Anyone else not know what the fuck OP is talking about?[/QUOTE]
Just sounds like your typical idiot who can't keep control of himself when high. It's really not hard to do.
[QUOTE=Wangman;17018049]Anyone else not know what the fuck OP is talking about?[/QUOTE]
He played ding dong ditch when he was high/drunk and slipped on a pebble, got messed up.
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;17018009]Ding dong ditch...
Nicky nicky nine whatda?[/QUOTE]
This
[QUOTE=Kamikaze;17018064]Just sounds like your typical idiot who can't keep control of himself when high. It's really not hard to do.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure if I wasn't high I still wouldn't have been able to run over those rocks without falling. It has nothing to do with being high. Being high just made it more fun.
Total garbage.
[QUOTE=Dewp;17018095]Total garbage.[/QUOTE]
Then why reply?
lol im a junkee an i fel lololol0lololol
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[QUOTE=iJeax;17018105]Then why reply?[/QUOTE]
Right back atcha.
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I take it you're about 13 given your HURR PS3 ROX 360 SUX, the fact that you got drunk off whisky and that you're playing childish games.
[QUOTE=markg06;17018117]I take it you're about 13 given your HURR PS3 ROX 360 SUX, the fact that you got drunk off whisky and that you're playing childish games.[/QUOTE]
Meh. Close 'nuff. 2 Years off, bro.
[QUOTE=iJeax;17018132]Meh. Close 'nuff. 2 Years off, bro.[/QUOTE]
11
[QUOTE=iJeax;17018091]Pretty sure if I wasn't high I still wouldn't have been able to run over those rocks without falling. It has nothing to do with being high. Being high just made it more fun.[/QUOTE]
You said they were pebbles in the OP. There is generally a difference between rocks and pebbles, at least in my book.
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[QUOTE=markg06;17018117]I take it you're about 13 given your HURR PS3 ROX 360 SUX, the fact that you got drunk off whisky and that you're playing childish games.[/QUOTE]
Hey, whats wrong with Whiskey?
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;17018138]11[/QUOTE]
If that's the case, I wouldn't be aloud on this site. Think about it.
[QUOTE=Kamikaze;17018144]You said they were pebbles in the OP. There is generally a difference between rocks and pebbles, at least in my book.
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Hey, whats wrong with Whiskey?[/QUOTE]
You know what I meant.
If you call a console other than it's name and replace it with something "offensive" it makes you sound like you are 8.
It's apparently just another term for "Ding Dong Ditching", or "[N-word] Knocking".
Just going to show that he is around 13. Hardcore.
Bullshit, I did no such thing.
You fell on your face onto concrete and you got hurt in all those places?
No. That's the only place I realized I was hurt at, at the time.
[QUOTE=iJeax;17018166]If that's the case, I wouldn't be aloud on this site. Think about it.[/QUOTE]
I thought about it. My conclusion:
You're making less and less sense with every post.
You're Dad must not have been smoking long if you love the fact that he does, because eventually he's gonna end up being a lazy fuck who does nothing, and treats you and your mother like shit. Sad part is your actually following in his footsteps..I'm glad you fell, just to bad it wasn't in front of a speeding train. The less people like you we have the better.
[QUOTE=iJeax;17017982] (I love having a dad who smokes weed, it's awesome)[/QUOTE]
that's not awesome, that's seriously uncool
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;17018192]I thought about it. My conclusion:
You're making less and less sense with every post.[/QUOTE]
Are you brain dead? How does that not make sense.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;17018195]You're Dad must not have been smoking long if you love the fact that he does, because eventually he's gonna end up being a lazy fuck who does nothing, and treats you and your mother like shit. Sad part is your actually following in his footsteps..I'm glad you fell, just to bad it wasn't in front of a speeding train. The less people like you we have the better.[/QUOTE]
I'm proud of my dad. Not many kids can say their dad came first in the world for Natural Bodybuilding out of tons of competitors from around the world.
[QUOTE=thisispain;17018208]that's not awesome, that's seriously uncool[/QUOTE]
Speak the truth brotha!
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