• The Expendables - Every Action Movie Star Ever
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[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Expendablesposter.jpg[/IMG] [B][U][I]Overview:[/I][/U][/B] [QUOTE=Wikipedia][B][I]The Expendables[/I][/B] is an upcoming ensemble action film written by David Callaham and [B]Sylvester Stallone[/B], and directed by Stallone. Filming began on March 28, 2009, in Rio de Janeiro, New Orleans, and Los Angeles and is expected to be released on August 13, 2010. The film pays tribute to the blockbuster action films of the 1980s and early '90s, and stars an array of action veterans from those decades (such as Stallone himself, [B]Dolph Lundgren,[/B] [B]Arnold Schwarzenegger[/B], [B]Jet Li,[/B] [B]Bruce Willis[/B] and [B]Mickey Rourke[/B]) as well as more recent action stars such as [B]Jason Statham[/B], [B]Terry Crews[/B], [B]Randy Couture[/B], and [B]Steve Austin[/B].[/QUOTE] [B][U][I]Media:[/I][/U][/B] [B]Theatrical Trailer:[/B] [media][URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s[/URL][/media] [B]Trailer Review:[/B] [media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7H_Q1-4Z6I[/URL][/media] [B]Playlist of Behind-The-Scenes Footage:[/B] [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFbseuN26bM&feature=PlayList&p=9933CDAC456A081F&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1[/URL] [I][U][B]Plot[/B][/U][/I] [QUOTE=Wikipedia]An assembly of hired guns are sent on a mission to a South American country, with the objective to overturn the cold-blooded despot in charge. As the mission begins, the mercenaries discover that the situation is not as it appears. The men find themselves trapped in a deadly game of deception with a traitor among their ranks.[/QUOTE] [B][U][I]EPIC CAST:[/I][/U][/B] Sylvester Stallone Jason Statham Jet Li Dolph Lundgren Terry Crews Randy Couture Mickey Rourke Nick Searcy Bruce Willis Stone Cold Steve Austin Gary Daniels Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira Arnold Schwarzenegger They only need Jean-Claude Van Damme and the universe would explode. Appearantly the test footage was so well received that they're already planning a sequel. I predict this will be [B][I][U]AWESOME.[/U][/I][/B]
Even if the story is a pile of shit I wouldn't care.
Every time I see a trailer for this, I can't tell if it's for [I]The Expendables[/I], or for [I]The Losers[/I]. Seriously, they look identical.
This film will hopefully turn all of our previous action hero dream/orgasms/dreamgasm into a reality. Guest Starring as the President: Arnold Schwarzenegger
This will probably be utter shit yet utter AWESOME
...oh my god I think I just came buckets i must see this movie [editline]11:04PM[/editline] Also, what was the music? Sounded like Shinedown.
Would be better without Da Schwartz. I know everyone else loves him but I can't really take him seriously after Predator.
actually this movie will be GREAT i heard they actually spent a whole entire day writing this script.... so i cant wait
[QUOTE=evilsushi;21535853]actually this movie will be GREAT i heard they actually spent a whole entire day writing this script.... so i cant wait[/QUOTE] Did you completely miss the trailer and the movie poster? Every action movie hero ever, all together in one movie, fuckin' shit up.
This could possibly be the only action movie I've ever wanted to go see.
Knowing Sylvester Stallone, this is going to be the manliest movie... Ever.
Jesus Christ, more stars than The Thin Red Line.
Rated wrench for manly.
[QUOTE=Mister B;21534918]They only need Jean-Claude Van Damme[/QUOTE] [code][/code]
Bruce Willis and Jason Statham? My dick exploded.
This movie looks to be full of win.
Bruce Willis needs a bigger role! Guy's a champ!
It's been a dream of mine to see atleast Schwarzenegger and Stallone in the same action movie and now it has come true except for the fact that Arnie has a small role seemingly. Oh well, can't wait to watch this! I love most of the actors in there.
This needs a lot more Van Damme!!
They offered a part to Van Damme but he turned it down because he didn't want to do another shitty character in a mindless action movie. but this movie is still gonna be fun as fuck even without him so whatever, his loss. I hope this movie kicks ass.
Needs more Tony Jaa [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSMjAZvUGFM[/url]
Fuck yes Jason Statham
I don't understand. Doesn't Schwarzenegger have... I don't know... shit to do? He's a fucking governor. Why does he have time to play a part in a movie?
Am I the only one who thought Stallone looked like Robert Downey Jr.?
[QUOTE=Enishi;21540834]I don't understand. Doesn't Schwarzenegger have... I don't know... shit to do? He's a fucking governor. Why does he have time to play a part in a movie?[/QUOTE] Taking a day or 2 off to shoot a small part for a movie isn't going to destroy California.
I saw this trailer when I went to go see Kick-ass on opening weekend. The crowd went fucking wild when Arnold popped up on the screen.
How many movies feature currently serving governors? NOT MANY.
Their is such a ridiculous amount of semen in my pants that I am unable to move from the position I was in.
Anyone who watches this in the cinema will come out with a Man beard EVEN THE WOMEN
Holy shit, THE perfect action movie?
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