When did you last Green out?! (The thread of shame)
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I know!
It's something everyone fears is waiting around the corner.
It's something no-one wants to happen.. and can sneak up on even the most experience among us.
I want to share my shame with you and for you others to share your shame!
I recently had a month and a half tolerance and financial break so I could accumulate a bit of cash and I felt like weed was becoming more of a habit and not something I did to enjoy myself.
I've never really considered myself an experience or hardcore smoker, I just know I like my bud and I've been smoking about 5 years now..
So the grand day arrives when me and my girlfriend arrive home with the hairiest, stickiest, crytaliest bud I've bought around here in the past year..
Throw on Battlestar Galactica and prepare to veg out cuddling infront the tv and stuffing our faces for the night.
After the fifth joint in an hour, the headrushes start. My face feels like it's throbbing I can feel my pulse beating through all of my veins and my heartrate is jacked. I sit staring at the wall and can't bring myself to say anything completely overwhelmed feeling like I'm on fire!
I silently stand up, stand dead still unable to even think about moving.. Then projectile vomit all over the inside of my window and my television :|
Stagger towards the couch, trip over the hoard of food and plough into the couch knocking it on it's back.. I managed to crawl whimpering to the toilet where I again vomit thick GREEN sick into the bowl.
The most disturbing thing about all this?
I'm sick very often.. it's a hazard of drinking and the british way is,
Drink Drink Drink PUKE... Carry on!
This means that being sick isn't unpleasant for me, I don't really mind it...
When I threw up all this green sludge it was cookies that I'd just recently eaten...
IT TASTED GOOD.
I FUCKING CHEWED.
I tell you this, because I love you.
O_O
Next time I take a long break, I think I'll ease myself back in..
My name is Jake, I'm a fucking idiot.
Anyone else care to share with us?
you.. you fucking chewed..
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i want whatever you're on
I've never had any bad experiences with weed. Other than having to go to something important/with a parent without my knowing. Then going completely baked.
Greening out sucks. Last time it happened to me I got dizzy and light headed first and then I got a ringing in my ears. Then I puked lol.
I fucking chewed.
It was good...
I feel dirty.
I greened out once. It only took one bowl, but it was overflowing (packed it down as much as possible, then put more in, repeat.). I smoked it all at once and about 15 minutes later I was extremely dizzy. I felt like I had to puke, then I started to freak out. I lied in bed for about an hour telling myself to breathe. I thought I was dying lol. I don't know if that is necessarily considered greening out, but I sure as shit didn't enjoy it. It was fucking scary. I woke up the next day feeling like absolute shit.
I've never puked from just weed in the 3 years I've smoked but last time I drank and smoked that I puked was maybe 2 weeks ago.
Never
Once I was using mouthwash and I swallowed all of it like a stupid stoned idiot (I was really stoned) then I started laughing really hard (friend watched the whole thing) and huddled over the sink laughing so hard and then just *blargh* puked and continued laughing and was fine. But I semi choked on all the spit in my mouth so I started coughing really hard too, so I don't even think it was greening out.
If it counts, I got a few sick panic attacks about four years in. I ended up taking a nine month break. Now I'm fine and dandy. Sometimes that's all you need.
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I take my weed like a manly man
To be fair the first time I cleared a whole bowl in one big rip I almost threw up, but I got control of myself first and calmed down
I've never puked from weed. Whenever my stomach feels bad it is usually just gas buildup, so I just burp a bit and it relieves the pressure. I can imagine that one big reason for people greening out is swallowing their hits. A lot of the time when I would burp I'd be burping up smoke. Meh, when my throat wouldn't want to take any more smoke it'd automatically go into swallowing mode.
The only time I threw up from just weed was because i choked on tasty treats and smoke and coughed until I threw up a bit. Not sure if that counts
My best friend and I tend to smoke extremely large quantities to the point where we either start freaking the fuck out or puke on several occasions.
All we can think of doing while stoned is driving to Tbell or smoking more weed lol.
one time i smoked weed and i fucking chewed O_O
Yeah I find that if I swallow my hit I start feeling really sick. If I can manage a burp without throwing up I can get rid of all the smoke but sometimes it just makes me feel so nauseous that I have to puke.
My best times smoking have usually been while drinking at the same time, it's an extremely fine art.. that I haven't mastered haha.
Sometimes you get the balance just right and you feel so wonderfully fucked up and you're fine.
Or you feel wonderfully fucked up for about 15 minutes and then lose your lunch.
A couple of months ago. Hit the town, got very drunk came back smoked a few joints.
Then I was sick.
Normally when we go out for a drink, we come back for joints :v:
the first time (and only time) i greened out is when me and 2 friends were playing cards and we were just passing joint after bowl after bowl after joint of chronic and just got so high i turned pale and kinda got nauseous
Over a year ago now. Can't remember exactly, but it was a while back. Back in my hard clubbing days.
made a terrible joint that burned too fast and too hot and I threw up
was already high so the nausea was gone immediately and kept toking
2 weeks ago, my friend and I decided to mission it to Wendy's and since i didn't have work or school...i was down for it
So before going, we decided to hit the waterfall bong and get really fucked up before Wendy's.
What I'm guessing is that i over anticipated it and inhaled more than i wanted (plus it was some primo shit too...hella dank)
So anyways, i didn't feel it yet until we hit the road...and then would'nt you know it, i was trippping balls (i.e. greenining out)
i didn't even move for like 15 mins. because i felt so awkward...but all in all, it was a good trip plus i got some bomb-ass food
Like 8 months ago, I hit a real bong for the first time (2.5ft zong, like 5 ft if you straightened out the curves) I didn't throw up but I felt kind of nauseous.
Two months ago me and my mate made a joint two rizlas long, we smoked it before college. When I hit the college doors I suddenly didn't feel so good. I went to the toilets and just sat down on one of them. Next thing I know I'm on the floor, I look at the time and it's three hours later. Only time that's ever happened.
The only time I puked was when I smoked a fairly large ball of resin. Good thing I got it out the window and onto my roof. At first I couldn't stop coughing, then up goes my stomach contents
This week, I put 0.3g all ground up in my Ehle, tried to take it all in one hit and failed, coughed fucking hard so I decided to go on my bed, I was just completly fucked so I fell asleep and woke up 4 hours later.
Last year at a friend's birthday:
I smoked well over a gram by myself hanging with friends in the mountains, and the next thing I remember is waking up in my boxers and shoes [but no socks] on a ledge next to a 30 foot drop off over the freeway.
No idea how I got there, no one remembers me leaving, I just woke up there. It was about a mile down the hill from the house, and I apparently shimmied along a 4 inch ledge to get to the place where I fell asleep. Next to me was a bong but no weed bag, and there were a few nugs laying around on the ledge.
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[QUOTE=Broni;24674676]I again vomit thick GREEN sick into the bowl.
IT TASTED GOOD.
I FUCKING CHEWED.
I tell you this, because I love you.
O_O
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I read the bowl part, before the toilet part, so I thought you vomited into your piece!!!
And you chewed...you chewed. lol. That's one thing I've never done.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;24701964]Last year at a friend's birthday:
I smoked well over a gram by myself hanging with friends in the mountains, and the next thing I remember is waking up in my boxers and shoes [but no socks] on a ledge next to a 30 foot drop off over the freeway.
No idea how I got there, no one remembers me leaving, I just woke up there. It was about a mile down the hill from the house, and I apparently shimmied along a 4 inch ledge to get to the place where I fell asleep. Next to me was a bong but no weed bag, and there were a few nugs laying around on the ledge.
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That's fuckin hilarious dude.
Last time I greened out, I was driving home. It was after a night of heavy drinking, and I ended up passing out before having a few glasses of water. I took a hit out of a spoon pipe, and a few seconds later my door is open and i'm puking out of the car while driving down the street. I eventually stopped the car but I couldn't stop puking.
All in all there was a trail of puke running down the street, leading to a puddle by the sidewalk. I drove down that street (which is about a ten second walk from my house) later that afternoon and it was all cleaned up. Thanks anonymous janitor!
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