• Breast milk flavored lollipops are now a thing
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[url]http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/06/06/breast-milk-flavored-lollipops-are-real/[/url] [quote]Following in the growing trend of breast milk cheese, breast milk jewelry and breast milk ice cream, here comes another treat: Breast milk-flavored lollipops. But these suckers won’t be shut down by the health officials, like the creators of the now-infamous “Baby Gaga” breast milk ice cream, because the lollipop made by the Austin, Texas company Lollyphile, is not actually made from breast milk, it just tastes like it is. In fact, the confection is vegan. When Lollyphile founder Jason Darling’s friends started having babies, Darling made an unofficial survey of the tots’ behavior. One thing he noticed was that breast milk calmed those kids right down. “Sure, the kids are all crazy cute,” said Darling in a statement on the Lollyphile website, “But what slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor.”[/quote]
[QUOTE]milk from four open-minded new mothers. “One of my friends had a preemie — it was seven months — and she had higher levels of colostrum, which made it sweeter, blue and thicker,” Darling told the LA Times. “It all kind of tastes sort of like almond milk, but sweeter.” The resulting sucker, which joins the company’s other unusual offerings (Sriracha-flavored lollipop, anyone?), is made from sugar, corn syrup and natural flavors.[/QUOTE] That was disturbing. I doubt babies and mothers will be the only costumers though.
[quote]Following in the growing trend of breast milk cheese, [b]breast milk jewelry[/b] and breast milk ice cream[/quote] Wait what?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40931283]That was disturbing. I doubt babies and mothers will be the only costumers though.[/QUOTE] [i]somewhere in Japan[/i] [i]lick-lick-lick-lick......[/i]
I clicked this thread expecting Japan. But Texas?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40931283]That was disturbing. I doubt babies and mothers will be the only costumers though.[/QUOTE] Its not really disturbing, nor is it new. Colostrum products have been around for ages. People get grossed out by the idea of human milk but not from the idea of chowing down on something that was pulled out of the tits of a big dumb animal that walks around all day eating grass (or worse in the case of the US)??
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40931294]Wait what?[/QUOTE] [quote]For $64 to $125, she’ll plasticize a sample of your breast milk and mold it into miniature shapes — hearts, moons, flowers or tiny hands. The milk beads are then set into a pendant of the your choice. [/quote] If only I was special enough for my mom to gift me a sample of her breast milk inside a pendant.
Americans are afraid of anything that is female, really. Do you know of any other civilized part of the world where it's practically illegal to show a bare breast in a movie, but not beating the shit out of some poor guy's skull until he dies?
[QUOTE=mastoner20;40931419]practically illegal to show a bare breast in a movie, but not beating the shit out of some poor guy's skull until he dies?[/QUOTE] Have you seen TED or Django Unchained or any really old teenage school comedy? They have blatant breasts. And of course it's illegal to beat some dude's skull until he dies. We aren't savages [sp]most of the time[/sp]
[QUOTE=mastoner20;40931419]Americans are afraid of anything that is female, really. Do you know of any other civilized part of the world where it's practically illegal to show a bare breast in a movie, but not beating the shit out of some poor guy's skull until he dies?[/QUOTE] And yet it's an American from the deep south who's doing all of this... [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;40931457]Breast milk jewelry is pretty weird, but I remember reading about semen jewelry on here a while ago. [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] Yep, apparently I'm remembering correctly. [img]http://worldofwonder.net/2010/10/11/124f2866_620.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] But wait though, is that actual semen or just something made to look like it?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40931509]And yet it's an American from the deep south who's doing all of this... [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] But wait though, is that actual semen or just metal made to look like it?[/QUOTE] It's a pearl necklace
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40931509]And yet it's an American from the deep south who's doing all of this...[/QUOTE] You say "deep south" like Austin is "deep south". It's anything but. :v: [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] Like geographically, yes it is way south but principle wise, no.
i must say, this idea is the tits
I'd give it a shot, why the fuck not?
This is a step up from Borat's breast milk cheese.
Human breast milk grosses me out. Cow milk is ok cause cows just munch on grass or whatever. Human breast milk can be made out of anything from soda, hot pockets, and taco bell burritos.
I was looking for a picture to post and now "boob lollipop" is stuck in my search history. Thanks, Facepunch.
there are scorpion lolipops so i guess this was the natural next step
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40931509]And yet it's an American from the deep south who's doing all of this...[/QUOTE] Hey... I never said there wasn't such a thing as a sane American... Just very far and few between, this American will admit. [QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;40931475]Have you seen TED or Django Unchained or any really old teenage school comedy? They have blatant breasts. And of course it's illegal to beat some dude's skull until he dies. We aren't savages [sp]most of the time[/sp][/QUOTE] You do realize I was talking about for movies and entertainment in general? In our culture, we instantly place either R or NC-17 ratings on movies that contain nudity more often than not, whether it has sexual connotations or not. That was my point.
[quote]Lollyphile[/quote] What kind of company name is that?
suckin on dem titties
Why make lollipops if you can drink straight from the source!
Honestly, there has been so much breast milk news over the past year that this fails to shock me. It seems to have become a craze.
I'll take a dozen.
why
A lot of people don't find this unusual at all. Well I mean, the lollipop part is kinda weird, but the usage of human breast milk isn't weird at all. Infact, a lot of people find it incredibly weird that we're the only species on Earth that refuses to drink their own species breast milk past infant stage. Then again, not many other species drink breast milk past infant stage anyway.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;40931568]I seriously don't understand why people are so grossed out by human milk, cow & goat milk is far more disgusting if you think about it, I mean they're almost never cleaned, packed tightly in barns and have to be pumped full of chemicals to produce any milk in the first place.[/QUOTE] The fuck are you talking about dude? Most milk cattle aren't pumped with chemicals, and second MILK IS PASTEURIZED
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