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PUNTA GORDA, Fla.
In 1971, Malcolm Brenner says he began a nine-month emotional and sexual relationship with a dolphin named Ruby.
His passionate, real-life romance with the marine mammal is the basis for his new novel, Wet Goddess: Recollections Of A Dolphin Lover (Brenner).
Brenner met the sea seductress while taking photos of Ruby for a Florida amusement park and things escalated from there. He says the dolphin would nuzzle, flirt, and dance for him in the water, making it known that she wanted something more than friendship.
The constant “come-ons” led Brenner to look at Ruby as a person. At the dolphin’s suggestion they got physical and engaged in sex, an experience he calls “phenomenal.”
Brenner suspects many people have had similar affairs with dolphins because the animals are so human-like. By the way, beastiality isn’t illegal in Florida.
Brenner says a relationship with a dolphin is hard because they’re clingy and “require attention 24/7.” Since his tryst with Ruby, he’s never loved another.
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Swedish movie, Brenner speaks in English.
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Found this story interesting? Consider buying his book;
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601[/url]
btw post icon fits
It was [i]passionate[/i] you dicks
I believed in you faicpunc
Hot.
Snip I´m an idiot.
No, of course not
Read the thread title, derp
have a bawks
I guess he likes fishsticks.
[QUOTE=Thaard;21323316]How did they actually have sex?[/QUOTE]
Use your imagination. Then curl up in the fetal position in a corner.
[QUOTE=op][URL="http://flashnews.com/news/wfn1100405J15041.html"][/URL]By the way, beastiality isn’t illegal in Florida.[/QUOTE]
:q: I know where I want to holiday.
Fuck why does my state have to be so weird
[QUOTE=op]By the way, beastiality isn’t illegal in Florida.[/QUOTE]
The fuck how'd that happen?
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21323691]:q: I know where I want to holiday.[/QUOTE]
Sweden? There's plenty of hot chicks in sweden
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=226616[/url]
Oh god, he's on Facepunch!
How can this not be illegal in Florida? Sometimes I'm glad I moved...it's just to weird down there.
"So long and thanks for all the sex"
[QUOTE=phill977;21323760]Sweden? There's plenty of hot chicks in sweden[/QUOTE]
If I lived in Sweden, I would be really insulted that someone would come especially to our country to fuck our women.
On topic: I remember a wierd thread describing sex with dolphins a while back. Pretty fucked up really, it's like having sex with a pretty stupid alien or some shit.
[QUOTE=Jallen;21324070]If I lived in Sweden, I would be really insulted that someone would come especially to our country to fuck our women.[/QUOTE]
That's the only reason I would go.
added location to op
[QUOTE=NoDachi;21324178]That's the only reason I would go.[/QUOTE]
i thought that's why people went in the first place
Perfumly can see in the future.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;20399946]Can we marry a dolphin[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20399946#post20399946[/url]
Isn't GreenDolphin a dolphin lover too?
Beastiality
That's interesting. How intelligent are dolphins, really? It's already been proven that they're the closest to human beings in terms of intelligence, outstripping apes by far. Conversely, I find this sort of thing disgusting, but from a psychological point of view it is very interesting.
Uggghh, Right in the blow hole!
I wonder if it's a taboo in dolphin society as well
EEW YOU BONED A MAN WHAT THE FUCK
I guess he fucked that dolphin on porpoise
[QUOTE=TH89;21327673]I wonder if it's a taboo in dolphin society as well
EEW YOU BONED A MAN WHAT THE FUCK[/QUOTE]
I remember reading in some sick thread on this very forum that you can't have sex with a male dolphin because the pressure of the semen will do internal damage.
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