Ok, so my friend and I were talking about masturbation. (Jacob is his name). So I ask him his techniques. He's like "Well what I do is I hold my dick really tight and wait for it to calm down" So I'm like "Dude I'm pretty sure that's bad"
I don't know if there's anything wrong with jizzing in your dick, I stick with tissues. Help me so I can help him help his kids.
If question is answered, let's talk about dicks.
I did this before, and I ended up ejaculating without orgasming and losing my boner.
In 10 years when he actually blows his load there is going to be another hurricane and New Orleans is going to have to pay for your sick bastard of a friend.
You can hold in semen so as to ejaculate more semen when you do ejaculate.
Also, why are you talking about masturbating IRL with your friend
[QUOTE=Aurora93;22138004]You can hold in semen so as to ejaculate more semen when you do ejaculate.
Also, why are you talking about masturbating IRL with your friend[/QUOTE]
Because we're good friends.
Tell him not to, it causes some serious pain in the groin later on and could cause a bladder infection.
If you don't blow your load it retracts into your bladder, and that could cause complications.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22138017]Because we're good friends.[/QUOTE]
That's still wrong.
Not unless you're joking or some shit
[QUOTE=Daolpu;22138034]Tell him not to, it causes some serious pain in the groin later on and could cause a bladder infection.
If you don't blow your load it retracts into your bladder, and that could cause complications.[/QUOTE]
If you do it too much, it also poses a risk of making you infertile as well.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22138017]Because we're good friends.[/QUOTE]
how good we talkin :pervert:
[QUOTE=Daolpu;22138034]Tell him not to, it causes some serious pain in the groin later on and could cause a bladder infection.
If you don't blow your load it retracts into your bladder, and that could cause complications.[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to tell him.
[B]Let's talk about dicks now.[/B]
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Guys I heard the penis goes in the vagina.
My kind of thread.
[QUOTE=Jaffar;22138070]Guys I heard the penis goes in the vagina.[/QUOTE]
It goes elsewhere for OP and his friend
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22138051][B]Let's talk about dicks now.[/B][/QUOTE]
like garry?
What is the BEST way to jerk off?
Hey guys, I just heard of this great technique called "Jelching" I think, and I have just tested this and my dick has grown an astonishing 1 inch in 3 days. Anyone else heard of this?
You can see a vein in my dick.
[QUOTE=Jaffar;22138070]Guys I heard the penis goes in the vagina.[/QUOTE]
From?
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;22138114]Hey guys, I just heard of this great technique called "Jelching" I think, and I have just tested this and my dick has grown an astonishing 1 inch in 3 days. Anyone else heard of this?[/QUOTE]
I don't think a penis growing out of a vagina is very healthy.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;22138099]like garry?[/QUOTE]
I like black ones, like TH89
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;22138114]Hey guys, I just heard of this great technique called "Jelching" I think, and I have just tested this and my dick has grown an astonishing 1 inch in 3 days. Anyone else heard of this?[/QUOTE]they said it usually takes weeks for any results.
[QUOTE=faolco1;22138113]What is the BEST way to jerk off?[/QUOTE]
I love to auto-fellate.
[QUOTE=Optomistic Man;22138140]I like black ones, like TH89[/QUOTE]
Or me, and I can do autofellatio
My hobby is to fellate and blow.
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Don't you just hate it when you're fapping and when you're close to jizzing, you stop to calm down but jizz comes out anyways and you're all like, "NO, WAIT DON'T GO!" and you lose your boner I really hate that don't you hate that because it sucks a lot and I hope it doesn't happen again.
[QUOTE=faolco1;22138191]TH89 is fucking trinidadian, as am I. People like us are not black, we're carribean[/QUOTE]
Why the snip?
I can only get my mouth on my head, so I can do much.
Although, I can swallow my children :razz:
[QUOTE=Optomistic Man;22138278]I can only get my mouth on my head, so I can do much.
Although, I can swallow my children :razz:[/QUOTE]
Honey I ate the kids.
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