They are so viciously cute
One was getting a blow job halfway through
sweet fuck
it's a [i]bloodbath[/i]
"That guy must have troubles lugging around* his huge balls."
Aren't they pretty fat? Their stomachs are bulging.
Wolves aren't dangerous for people, they're usually just very shy. Also oh my god when they all started licking him at once. I could feel it.
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D'awww.
[QUOTE=Jackpody;35404249]Wolves aren't dangerous for people, they're usually just very shy. Also oh my god when they all started licking him at once. I could feel it.[/QUOTE]
I thought they were only dangerous if you were in their territory. Still shouldn't be taken lightly IMO, they are still wild animals.
[QUOTE=Jackpody;35404249]Wolves aren't dangerous for people, they're usually just very shy. Also oh my god when they all started licking him at once. I could feel it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I wonder what triggered this sort of attack. Did he have treats in his pockets?
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"Wolves please, control your orgasms"
[QUOTE=BenJammin';35404377]I thought they were only dangerous if you were in their territory. Still shouldn't be taken lightly IMO, they are still wild animals.[/QUOTE]
Nah what usually happens if you get into their territory with complete disreguard for the wolves that have (likely) been watching you approach and enter it, is that they will just move to another area. If it's close to a den they might growl and stuff at you but not really outright attack, especially since they probably don't know who or what you are and as such it would be a large waste of energy to attack (energy they need to conserve for hunts and such).
They'll probably attack you though if you provoke them and/or completely disreguard their warnings, in the case of a den/pups or something unless they "know" or are familiar with you.
If they know you, they'll actually be rather friendly. There's been numerous studies done on wolves in canada and other such places that have wilderness areas on wolves. Researchers would set up camp and study a pack of wolves right outside their territories, and the wolves eventually got comfortable enough with their neighbors that the researchers were actually able to enter the den of a mother and take a look at the pups inside without the wolves doing anything more than having a watchful eye.
There's never really been a single documented case of an unprovoked wolf attack. Most of the "dangers" and "hate" of wild wolves stem from the fact that wolves are wild, and that they love to hunt stray cattle/game/etc, so ranchers can have a big problem with them if they are ranching in an area with a high number of wolves and don't properly take measures to protect their property from them.
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There's never really been a single documented case of an unprovoked wolf attack. Most of the "dangers" and "hate" of wild wolves stem from the fact that wolves are wild, and that they love to hunt stray cattle/game/etc, so ranchers can have a big problem with them if they are ranching in an area with a high number of wolves and don't properly take measures to protect their property from them.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater#Wolves"]wat[/URL]
Dear god. The growling. I'll never sleep again
One wrong move and you're dead.
this "pretend a cute video is actually a violent gorefest" gag got unfunny a long ass time ago but i would seriously be flipping my shit if i was in that wolf pile and they started growling and biting each other like they were
this seems like a rad thing to do, putting it on my bucket list
[QUOTE=yawmwen;35405158][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater#Wolves"]wat[/URL][/QUOTE]
[quote]Contrasted to other carnivorous mammals known to attack humans for food, the frequency with which wolves have been recorded to kill people is rather low, indicating that though potentially dangerous, wolves are among the least threatening for their size and predatory potential except for the dog which poses lethal hazards for reasons other than predation.[/quote]
[quote]Habituation can also happen when people intentionally encourage wolves to approach them, usually by offering them food, or unintentionally, when people do not sufficiently intimidate them.[/quote]
I wasn't really saying that wolves never attack people, but that there's never really been a case of a wolf actively hunting or attacking people on their own accord without human influence and instigation causing the attack. I guess I should have said rather, that there's never been a single attack on a human by a wolf for the purposes of hunting/food/eating/hungry, because we just aren't the the type of creature they eat, and they'd prefer to by and large spend energy on securing food, hunting, etc than attacking people.
Various factors can cause attacks, and most of them are a direct response to people intimidating or instigating the attacks. The blurb also mentions most victims of wolf attacks are children, which isn't surprising considering they are small targets that don't require much energy to overpower (as they are naturally "trained" to hunt sick, small or elderly game for food) and the children likely are ignorant of when it's a bad idea to approach/interact/instigate a wolf.
It lists a bunch of accounts of wolves killing "on their own accord" but I'm not sure how seriously I can take them considering almost all of them are old-world historical fables/accounts.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;35406039]this "pretend a cute video is actually a violent gorefest" gag got unfunny a long ass time ago but i would seriously be flipping my shit if i was in that wolf pile and they started growling and biting each other like they were
this seems like a rad thing to do, putting it on my bucket list[/QUOTE]
ugh i bet you think saintsrow3 is funny
[QUOTE=KorJax;35406280]I wasn't really saying that wolves never attack people, but that there's never really been a case of a wolf actively hunting or attacking people on their own accord without human influence and instigation causing the attack. I guess I should have said rather, that there's never been a single attack on a human by a wolf for the purposes of hunting/food/eating/hungry, because we just aren't the the type of creature they eat, and they'd prefer to by and large spend energy on securing food, hunting, etc than attacking people.
Various factors can cause attacks, and most of them are a direct response to people intimidating or instigating the attacks. The blurb also mentions most victims of wolf attacks are children, which isn't surprising considering they are small targets that don't require much energy to overpower (as they are naturally "trained" to hunt sick, small or elderly game for food) and the children likely are ignorant of when it's a bad idea to approach/interact/instigate a wolf.
It lists a bunch of accounts of wolves killing "on their own accord" but I'm not sure how seriously I can take them considering almost all of them are old-world historical fables/accounts.[/QUOTE]
You said there were no documented cases. That is most definitely false.
Now I agree, wolves don't deserve a whole lot of fear or apprehension from humans. They are cool animals and they mostly don't give a shit about humans. However, to imply they aren't dangerous is a bit irresponsible. They are wild animals and deserve a great amount of respect.
Oh of course, I wasn't implying they aren't dangerous though I can see how it could seem like what I said was implying that. But there's this fear factor people have of them that rivals the levels of wild big cats and grizzly bears, when they really aren't dangerous on that level. Most of the fear stems from the fact that they do enjoy hunting things we own like cattle, and they are pretty vicious and dangerous looking when they are hunting. And that yes, they have attacked people on seldom (often provoked) occasions.
[QUOTE=areyoublack;35406311]ugh i bet you think saintsrow3 is funny[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=KorJax;35406537]Oh of course, I wasn't implying they aren't dangerous though I can see how it could seem like what I said was implying that. But there's this fear factor people have of them that rivals the levels of wild big cats and grizzly bears, when they really aren't dangerous on that level. Most of the fear stems from the fact that they do enjoy hunting things we own like cattle, and they are pretty vicious and dangerous looking when they are hunting. And that yes, they have attacked people on seldom (often provoked) occasions.[/QUOTE]
Most animals tend to be similar. Grizzly bears are even mostly safe, as long as you don't intrude on them or their young, or threaten them in some way. We have hunted just about every kind of animal so most dangerous animals are in some way scared of humans. The problem is that there needs to be a separation between man and nature. Wolves are wild, grizzlies are wild, panthers are wild. You can't treat them like they are domesticated animals and habituate them to humans, because that opens yourself up to attacks and intrusion in the future.
Animals are wonderful, but for the sake of both humans and the animals, we need to realize they have no place in most civilized society, and that we have no place in their habitat. As long as a balance is kept we can co-exist very peacefully.
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That's just my view of wild animals, though.
uh these arent wolves they are hybrids
Too much cute.
[QUOTE=areyoublack;35406311]ugh i bet you think saintsrow3 is funny[/QUOTE]
That came out of nowhere, also SR3 is pretty funny.
Looks like he was getting into it giving some of the wolves some tongue.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;35405261]Dear god. The growling. I'll never sleep again[/QUOTE]
My dogs make pretty much the exact same noise when they jump on top of me at 9am and start biting each other in the throat
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35404477]Yeah, I wonder what triggered this sort of attack. Did he have treats in his pockets?[/QUOTE]
don't you love people that comment on threads without even looking at what it's about.
Adorable wolves. I'd want one, if it wasn't for their wild nature. No matter how much you can 'domesticate' them, I'd always be worried, but that's just me.
[QUOTE=krazipanda;35409247]don't you love people that comment on threads without even looking at what it's about.[/QUOTE]
I did. It's a joke.
[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;35409332]Adorable wolves. I'd want one, if it wasn't for their wild nature. No matter how much you can 'domesticate' them, I'd always be worried, but that's just me.[/QUOTE]
You can't domesticate a wolf. Even if you get it to follow some simple commands, it'll lose interest before learning anything more complex, they're stubborn as hell, and there's no way you can command one off a target if it sees a hare or something.
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