Man fought and killed dolphin; then ate the face off of it's seaweed mutated young.

[Frederick]

Just kidding, but with the way news are going right now I bet you all believed me.

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[TheCastro]

mother fucker got my hopes up!

[Exxon]

Why did you think it would be a good idea to post this?

[RyanH]

That wasn't a good idea.