Olympic rower denies boner during medal ceremony: "I swear it's not erect!" - Polidicks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gUxNr.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a397932/london-2012-us-rower-henrik-rummel-denies-podium-erection-picture.html[/url] [quote=Digital Spy]US rower Henrik Rummel has denied having an erection as he and his coxless four team were given their bronze medal at the London 2012 Olympic Games. A user on the Reddit messageboard had posted the photo with the comment "One US rower was particularly excited by his Bronze medal..." prompting [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/xru31/one_us_rower_was_particularly_excited_by_his/c5pe78q?context=3]a response from Rummel[/url]. "This is me and I swear it's not erect!" Rummel posted under the Rummelator username. "I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go." Another user responded: "Dude when you win a medal in the goddamn olympics your penis can be however you want. You earned it." Asked for proof that he was in fact the rower, Rummel posted a photo of himself holding a piece of paper with the username and today's date (August 7). [img]http://i1.cdnds.net/12/32/618x731/rummelator.jpg[/img] Rummel's previous posts on Reddit have included rowing advice for fellow users and his opinion on Danny Boyle's Opening Ceremony. "The industrial thing blew my socks off! Really cool!" he said after the extravaganza.[/quote]

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It looks like its just tucked in. What kind of silly person goes around looking at athlete's dicks in their shorts anyway

How do you not notice your weewee being in that position? Should have snuck in a quick adjust. [editline]9th August 2012[/editline] haha weewee

It's normal. But I stopped wearing speedos for swimming in primary school because of this.

I just realised my headline could have been misinterpreted. Did anyone imagine him up on the podium desperately readjusting his dick and screaming 'I swear it's not erect!' to the international media's TV cameras as tears streamed down his face?

[QUOTE=smurfy;37150094]I just realised my headline could have been misinterpreted. Did anyone imagine him up on the podium desperately readjusting his dick and screaming 'I swear it's not erect!' to the international media's TV cameras as tears streamed down his face?[/QUOTE] made my day

[QUOTE=smurfy;37150094]I just realised my headline could have been misinterpreted. Did anyone imagine him up on the podium desperately readjusting his dick and screaming 'I swear it's not erect!' to the international media's TV cameras as tears streamed down his face?[/QUOTE] Man, I've been there...

envy

[quote]Dude when you win a medal in the goddamn olympics your penis can be however you want. You earned it.[/quote]

You can see all their wangs...

[quote]coxless[/quote] Looks like someone was in the wrong event! Sorry...

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37150237]You can see all their wangs...[/QUOTE] You can see their medals too Bout the only thing you can't see is the fucks they give

If that is not erect then it's like half-way, if that is completely flaccid he's got a huge dick.

[QUOTE=papaya;37150017] What kind of silly person goes around looking at athlete's dicks in their shorts anyway[/QUOTE] That's all I watch the Olympics for.

[QUOTE=smurfy;37150094]I just realised my headline could have been misinterpreted. Did anyone imagine him up on the podium desperately readjusting his dick and screaming 'I swear it's not erect!' to the international media's TV cameras as tears streamed down his face?[/QUOTE] Oh my god that is the greatest thing ever, now I can't get that image out of my head :v:

He looks kind of cocky.

I don't get what all the fuss is, he just won a good medal, clearly his dong is just happy too.

If that thing isn't erect, then how big is it when it is..? :v:

is this like the male equivalent of women's volleyball

Mine would be harder than a diamond in an icestorm if I won an olympic medal. how is this dumb.

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;37150927]is this like the male equivalent of women's volleyball[/QUOTE] Diving is much better for that.

Eight inches flaccid. Impressive.

He was just thinking of how many bitches he'd get at the Olympic village after winning gold.

Maybe he wasn't erect, but after seeing that picture I sure am.

Thats how you salute the flag after winning a medal.

There are showers and growers. If he is of the latter, may god have mercy on us all.

How can I get legs like that?

[QUOTE=TonyP;37153397]How can I get legs like that?[/QUOTE] Get in a row boat, then pretend a Kraken is chasing you.

Why do you need to wear that to row a boat...