• Polygon 2: Controller Boogaloo - IGN Plays Duke Nukem 3D 20th Anniversary World Tour
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASYRgHcNXVo[/media] Trigger warning, terrible gameplay in a terrible sourceport with terrible HD audio.
[QUOTE=usaokay;50998277]They're not [I]that bad[/I] compared to Polygon playing Doom 4.[/QUOTE] I would agree until the point where the guy does not even use quick kick to bust open a window or later on a ventilation grate, meaning the guy didn't even read the fucking controller layout and is just mashing buttons to go forward.
The player's horrible and all but, just listen to how phoned in Duke's lines are, you can tell Jon didn't want to be there.
Did they recorded the weapon audio with a microphone from the original game and then fucked up the compression?
I don't care how much of a controller fanboy you are if you unironically are using joystick aim in an arena/shoot em up like duke nukem I'm pretty sure it's because you are mentally defective please tell me they aren't ACTUALLY doing that [editline]4th September 2016[/editline] it seems more like he's using a mouse except the sensitivity is low as hell is he throwing his mouse across the table to look around?
Also worth mentioning, the new version [I]does not[/I] have any of the older expansions. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zyQCKww.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5LzR0DS.png[/img] Fucking shameful.
Oh, that last reply. The smugness is just oozing off it.
randy seems like he doesn't have a genuine bone on his body
Why is Duke constantly breathing? UGGHH UGHHH Is he asthmatic? DUKE GET THE MEDICINE
[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;50999011]Why is Duke constantly breathing? UGGHH UGHHH Is he asthmatic? DUKE GET THE MEDICINE[/QUOTE] well that's always been the pain sound, except it used to be discrete due to the bit crushing, but now it's incredibly prevalent since you can hear every bit of air escaping Jon St John's tired 60 year old lungs.
[QUOTE=J!NX;50998850]I don't care how much of a controller fanboy you are if you unironically are using joystick aim in an arena/shoot em up like duke nukem I'm pretty sure it's because you are mentally defective please tell me they aren't ACTUALLY doing that [editline]4th September 2016[/editline] it seems more like he's using a mouse except the sensitivity is low as hell is he throwing his mouse across the table to look around?[/QUOTE] duke actually plays pretty well with a controller imo
[QUOTE=cdr248;50999153]duke actually plays pretty well with a controller imo[/QUOTE] I have megaton on vita and it's actually painful to play.
It didn't start off too bad (player wise I mean) until they got lost in the projection booth and started mashing buttons around the 3:10 mark... Also yeah what the hell happened to the gun sounds?
[QUOTE=Theman!;50999440]what happened to the audio? it sounds awful[/QUOTE] More like, the clash between the old SFX and the new, crystal clear vocals don't quite match. [editline]4th September 2016[/editline] But yea, the rest of the audio sounds kinda muffled, I don't remember DN3D sounding like that.
That falling pain noise around 11 seconds sounds less like pain and more like an unfinished sentence "OHHHHH....I see what you mean"
You know it's not that bad, because this guy actually aims and shoots while moving. Something the Polygon guy could not comprehend.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;50998942]Also worth mentioning, the new version [I]does not[/I] have any of the older expansions. *randy being a dick* Fucking shameful.[/QUOTE] "Megaton Edition had no new content and no real technical work." How does adding three new campaigns that were originally separate expansion packs and getting all of that and the base game to work under OpenGL not fall under that, at least technically? Randy stop talking out of your ass please.
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