Spider-Goats cross a dam. By walking its side. - Polidicks

So badass. [img]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Orkel_1287298609.jpg[/img] [quote]Bad news for anyone who owns a massive castle wall for protection, since it won't take long for the enemy at your gates to send in trained goats....or maybe zombies goats. Though in this picture the wall being scaled, is a dam in Italy which for some reason hasn't been goat proofed. What could possibly be so important for a goat to risk a 160ft high vertical drop. Well it's delicious lickable rocks. yummy. "The group of Ibex goats clamber up the almost vertical 160ft-high wall to roll their tongues over the stones. It is thought they enjoy the salt and minerals to be extracted from licking the rocks."-Metro But one slip and they could be dead in a heart bleat. [/quote] [url]http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92726141_spider-goats-go-grazing-on-near-vertical-dam.htm[/url] [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/844131-spider-goats-go-grazing-on-near-vertical-dam[/url] [QUOTE=Badballer;25438511][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blfaSVFTBnM[/media][/QUOTE]

late

spider goat spider goat does whatever a spidergoat can can he swing from a web no he cant hes a goat lookouuuut here comes the spidergoat

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;25438446]late[/QUOTE] Really? Post a link to the other thread, search is down so I had no way of checking.

This is quite odd. [editline]16th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;25438446]late[/QUOTE] I dont believe so.

[quote] But one slip and they could be dead in a heart bleat. [/quote] hnnnnng

Typical North Korean Goats

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;25438446]late[/QUOTE] Really, anyone with half a brain would not give a shit because this is so damn badass, it's worthy of being late.

Nothing will ever stop the goats... Seriously, this is quite amazing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blfaSVFTBnM[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY[/media]

Fucking goats man, those fuckers are creepy. Seriously, no living creature should be capable of such a feat, and how the fuck do they get back?

[QUOTE=Mazakrov;25438523][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY[/media][/QUOTE] I love you so much! The perfect connection.

[QUOTE=Badballer;25438511]Nothing will ever stop the goats... Seriously, this is quite amazing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blfaSVFTBnM[/media][/QUOTE] I put that in the OP :v:

[quote]But one slip and they could be dead in a heart bleat. [quote]slip and they could be dead in a heart bleat. [quote] [/quote] [quote]could be dead in a heart bleat.[quote]heart bleat. [quote] bleat. [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote]

Goats are truly supernatural creatures, if not outright superhuman.

Wasn't a picture of the goats on the dam posted in the LMAO thread like a few weeks ago?

I've seen that picture weeks ago

[quote]it won't take long for the enemy at your gates to send in trained goats....or maybe zombies goats.[/quote] Zombie goats leave this place!!

Mad bastards.

I wonder how often they fall.

[QUOTE=DarkSpider;25440613]I wonder how often they fall.[/QUOTE] Yeah exactly my thoughts. the bottom must be littering with dead goats [editline]16th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ironman17;25438780]Goats are truly supernatural creatures, if not outright superhuman.[/QUOTE] Wrong. We have the climbing equipment to get us through almost anything. Besides, we can shoot pointy flying projectiles through the skull of goats, no problem just because these wall climbing goats are bat shit crazy it doesn't make them the survival of the fittest

Did the article go through Google Translator?

I had a terrifying image in my head of a half goat half spider hybrid thing I'm glad it's not that.

Goatdamit !

[QUOTE=markg06;25441922]I had a terrifying image in my head of a half goat half spider hybrid thing I'm glad it's not that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/03/seven-leg-lamb.jpg[/img] ? :v:

Goats are badass mother fuckers. I own about 80 of em.

spidergot

Those goats are badass.

[QUOTE=ironman17;25438780]Goats are truly supernatural creatures, if not outright superhuman.[/QUOTE] How can they be super human if they're not human?

Fucking goats how do they work? Seriously i was just looking at that picture thinking "How the shit are they staying up there?"