• When Dumb Fucks Get Weed - A Story of Pure Stupidity
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Our story begins approximately an hour prior to the time of this posting. I work at my local theatre, I see tons and tons of people every single shift, you can tell if the people you're serving are stoned, some of them smell like joints, others have beat red eyes. I honestly don't care if they're stoned or not, as long as they can order their food and not hold up the line, they can be on mushrooms for all I care. But, every once in a while there's some really fucking stupid pot smokers that come into the theatre. In this particular case, I had just finished my shift, and went into the washroom to take a piss. I see these two sketchy looking kids already in the washroom at the urinals, they zip up and huddle over to the sinks. I take a piss, wash my hands, and these sketchy kids are still huddling by a sink looking at something. Naturally, I know it's weed just because of the way they're huddled up to a sink, constantly looking behind them, and the fact that, like any other public washroom, there were fucking MIRRORS over the sinks reflecting the dime bag one of these sketchy kids was holding. At this point I'm drying my hands, and already know these kids are the dumbest fucking stoners in the city because they're pulling out weed in front of an employee in uniform, in a semi-crowded washroom, and this weed RANKED. it was some skunky shit. ANYWAYS, I looked over at them and said, "nice weed" as I walked out the door. Moral of the story is, don't pull out your weed in a crowded washroom, and huddle in front of a sink like you're looking at something sketchy. But, if for some reason, you must pull your weed out in a public washroom, try to make sure that the entire population of the washroom can't see your weed reflecting off of a mirror. The funniest part of this whole story is that my city is one of the least sketchiest cities in terms of possession, and these kids thought they were the sneakiest motherfuckers in town just because they pulled out a dime bag. Post related stories and/or discuss.
I know two guys who smoked a blunt in the bathroom of a white castle and walked out and ordered food.
If I were you, I would have asked them where I can get some of that shit.
When I was on my way to work I saw these guys and I could smell some weed somewhere then realised it was from them and I said to them I can smell the weed and went into work, the dumb thing about it is that I work in a very local public place and these guys have just finished smoking.
that's funny that you work at a movie theatre, a few years ago me and my friends smoked up in a almost dead theatre.
Moral of the story: if you pull out your weed in a bathroom you'll probably get comments like "nice weed" from the employees.
better some employee because when the chief is there you better share
Next time tell them to hand over that fucking dank or you'll call the cops and they'll take it and keep it for themselves the dicks :>
That's awesome, if I were you I would have been like "I'm going to need to confiscate that, I won't write you up but don't do it again". Free weed is good weed, eh? Unless it was reggies, then its always shit weed. One time I was going home kinda burnt out and I had to take a piss so I went into burger king. As I was walking towards the bathroom these two guys walk out and they totally reek of bud. So I go in and start to take a piss, when I notice that the bathroom is covered in clouds of smoke. I walked in RIGHT AFTER they hotboxed. Oh also I remember I saw Harold and Kumar Escape from Gauntanamo Bay on opening day (nowhere near as good as white castle BTW) and these morons decided to smoke in the theater while they were sitting right under the projector, so the picture looked all fucked up on the screen.
I don't understand your point, OP. Sure, they were morons... but... what happened? Nothing. Most people don't give a shit.
I know a person who smokes weed on the public bus...
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19150418]I don't understand your point, OP. Sure, they were morons... but... what happened? Nothing. Most people don't give a shit.[/QUOTE] If it was any other employee in that washroom, they would've instantly been reported to the manager and the cops would have been called. Last time an employee walked in on some kids blazing in the bathroom the cops were called in and the kids were fined.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19152485]If it was any other employee in that washroom, they would've instantly been reported to the manager and the cops would have been called. Last time an employee walked in on some kids blazing in the bathroom the cops were called in and the kids were fined.[/QUOTE] And your point is?
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19152485]If it was any other employee in that washroom, they would've instantly been reported to the manager and the cops would have been called. Last time an employee walked in on some kids blazing in the bathroom the cops were called in and the kids were fined.[/QUOTE] At a movie theater? Jesus Christ, dude, the people who work at the theaters around here are chill as fuck. Hell, most of them are out blazing on their breaks
People say I'm paranoid because I'm very careful as to where I toke. I like to be relaxed and out of the public view. I can 't imagine how fucking stupid you'd have to be to just whip out a dime bag in front of a cinema employee. People amaze me.
[QUOTE=kizza55;19160033]People say I'm paranoid because I'm very careful as to where I toke. I like to be relaxed and out of the public view. I can 't imagine how fucking stupid you'd have to be to just whip out a dime bag in front of a cinema employee. People amaze me.[/QUOTE] this exactly. people who blaze a lot tend to get the idea that no one cares. This is completely wrong - everyone cares, and the population of the world that will actually go out of their way to call the police or report you is surprisingly large. No matter how much you blaze, you must never lose that 5th sense - the sense that tells you what is a discreet place to blaze, and what isn't
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19162558]this exactly. people who blaze a lot tend to get the idea that no one cares. This is completely wrong - everyone cares, and the population of the world that will actually go out of their way to call the police or report you is surprisingly large. No matter how much you blaze, you must never lose that 5th sense - the sense that tells you what is a discreet place to blaze, and what isn't[/QUOTE] dude there is only 5 senses and thats not one of them
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19162558]this exactly. people who blaze a lot tend to get the idea that no one cares. This is completely wrong - everyone cares, and the population of the world that will actually go out of their way to call the police or report you is surprisingly large. No matter how much you blaze, you must never lose that 5th sense - the sense that tells you what is a discreet place to blaze, and what isn't[/QUOTE] There is A LOT wrong with this post. 1. No, most people [b]don't[/b] care 2. I already have 5 senses, and none of them have anything to do with marijuana
I've seen dumber stoners than that.
You should've blackmailed them. Either they share a joint with you or you turn them in.
I've smoked in a movie theater before. Difference being it was a midnight showing of a movie weeks old and no one was in the theater except us. It was still retarded sketchy though. Oh the joys of being a dumb 15 year old.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19162558]this exactly. people who blaze a lot tend to get the idea that no one cares. This is completely wrong - everyone cares, and the population of the world that will actually go out of their way to call the police or report you is surprisingly large. No matter how much you blaze, you must never lose that 5th sense - the sense that tells you what is a discreet place to blaze, and what isn't[/QUOTE] I'm glad to see someone who agrees with me on this. I have too many stoner friends who are far too careless and who have come very to close to being caught on many occasions. I'd rather not take the risk of getting caught and smoke in a place where I can relax and not feel paranoid.
[QUOTE=kizza55;19163447]I'm glad to see someone who agrees with me on this. I have too many stoner friends who are far too careless and who have come very to close to being caught on many occasions. I'd rather not take the risk of getting caught and smoke in a place where I can relax and not feel paranoid.[/QUOTE] You sound like the sketched out, paranoid kid that no-one really likes to smoke with. Risks make life worth living.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19163509]You sound like the sketched out, paranoid kid that no-one really likes to smoke with. Risks make life worth living.[/QUOTE] While I may appear sketched out, I have been told many times that I am great fun to smoke with. Perhaps my sketchiness comes from the response to drugs in my hometown. Pigs here have nothing better to do than catch stoners.
They should have sat in two stalls next to each other and done the transaction "underhand" aheheheheheheh
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;19163695]They should have sat in two stalls next to each other and done the transaction "underhand" aheheheheheheh[/QUOTE] that sounds very gay
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19152485]If it was any other employee in that washroom, they would've instantly been reported to the manager and the cops would have been called. Last time an employee walked in on some kids blazing in the bathroom the cops were called in and the kids were fined.[/QUOTE] "Hey, you're holding weed! That's illegal. Wait here 5 minutes for the cops to come!" "No." *walks away* "..."
I smoke all the time in public, but I'm sneaky. We do it away from people and don't act like high idiots or talk about weed really loud. Some kid I know whipped out his shrooms to show me in the middle of the street though.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;19163509]You sound like the sketched out, paranoid kid that no-one really likes to smoke with. Risks make life worth living.[/QUOTE] ever since my run in with the system, I don't take risks. My shits planned out, always prepared. If a cop pulls me over i'll eat my weed, never hold more than a gram or two unless I gotta bring more or I just re copped. Weed & Pipes are all at home, only smoke in the cuts. No amount of fun is worth being caught up in the system.
[QUOTE=Luke510;19170383]ever since my run in with the system, I don't take risks. My shits planned out, always prepared. If a cop pulls me over i'll eat my weed, never hold more than a gram or two unless I gotta bring more or I just re copped. Weed & Pipes are all at home, only smoke in the cuts. No amount of fun is worth being caught up in the system.[/QUOTE] I couldn't agree more with this. I wish I could agree it 100 times. DAMN YOU FACEPUNCH AND YOU'RE 1 RATING SYSTEM.
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