• Myths about Lithuania
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ0LSEWvD-I[/media] I live there and it's 100% true
"They all look like fashion models, because of starving." Fare thee well, sides.
Oh god I'm laughing so hard, the attempted spelling of it already made me lose it.
Yup, I visit that nuclear station with my 'ol torch every afternoon for some good 'ol fashioned hide and seek with my karatist president!
I live and Lithuania and this is 99% true. The one thing they didn't mention (because it's not a myth) is we hunt down tourists and foreigners during the winter time instead of animals.
[QUOTE=Legolas;38425227]Yup, I visit that nuclear station with my 'ol torch every afternoon for some good 'ol fashioned hide and seek with my karatist president![/QUOTE] Later we wrestled bears
Mythuania.
Deep
[QUOTE=overpain;38435695]Later we wrestled bears[/QUOTE] Remember when the wolves tried to fight us for our territory? Poor things, I knew we should've used sticks instead of fighting unarmed.
[QUOTE=Legolas;38459973]Remember when the wolves tried to fight us for our territory? Poor things, I knew we should've used sticks instead of fighting unarmed.[/QUOTE] Nah, they saw it comming
protip: if you travel to lithuania bring nothing since we'll rob everything anyways
From the information I've gathered from this video, I can safely say that Lithuania is just like Finland except poor.
[QUOTE=Hakita;38463306]From the information I've gathered from this video, I can safely say that Lithuania is just like Finland except poor.[/QUOTE] We are not poor We have pretty good gdp growth now, and by 2020 we will reach sweden level.
[QUOTE=overpain;38465015]We are not poor We have pretty good gdp growth now, and by 2020 we will reach sweden level.[/QUOTE] gdp growth meaning we are damn good pickpockets.
[QUOTE=Legolas;38466593]gdp growth meaning we are damn good pickpockets.[/QUOTE] No When a cow gives birth, we get 1% gdp growth
[QUOTE=overpain;38473904]No When a cow gives birth, we get 1% gdp growth[/QUOTE] Holy shit, that means my family line has given Lithuania an approximate of 150% gdp growth.
they are six toed too!
And we run electricity like pikachus We have fastest internet somehow
I may as well confirm it. It fucking sucks to pedal the bike for the whole day so I can stay here on FP.
[QUOTE=overpain;38485713]And we run electricity like pikachus We have fastest internet somehow[/QUOTE] Science fact: Internet moves faster through the wires without any electricity in the way.
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