• So I'm sitting out in the cold, with no shoes on, locked out of my flat
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It was just a normal, ordinary night. I was sitting at my computer doing some work for Univerdity when I decided, "You know what, I'm going to order a takeaway, treat myself to something nice", so I ordered a big Munchy box, with a 2l bottle of coke too, because I have nothing in the fridge. Half an hour passes and my phone starts to ring, it's about 1:30 am at this point, it's the delivery guy he says he's at the main door but can't find the buzzer with my name on it, which is fair enough because it's pretty faded looking. So I just say to him, "I'll just come down for it, you know." to save him the hassle. So I run downstairs only to remember, oh wait, I need money, so I run back upstairs and into my room to get some money for the guy. I go back downstairs and I can't see him standing by the glass door. So I open the door and there's a guy standing on the other side of the street, I watched him and it seemed like he was my guy, and then he waved at me so I was sure. I thought, I'll go over there to save him the effort, bare in mind I'm now crossing the road barefoot. I get to the guy, he apologises, I get my food, he gets my money and around I turn. Back towards the big glass door. The one I need a key to get into. And the penny drops. It's pretty late at night so I can see there's no one awake because no lights are on. But I go to the door anyway and buzz the guys across the hall. No answer. Right, the young girls at the top of the stairs. No answer. I don't actually know anyone in my building to help me and no ones going to want to get out of bed to rescue me. So if I continually ring the people here are going to get really mad. And I already know the woman above me is really bitchy. Right now I've decided to wait for someone to turn on their bathroom light and then I'll just buzz them. But it's 3am, so everyone is asleep. Hopefully I won't have to wait until much after 7 or 8, I'm hoping someone in the building has work early or likes to go for jogs. But's it's really cold out here. And I'm flying out of here tomorrow so I need to get in and get my suitcase and shoes. Never again will I buy a late night takeaway. [T]http://i.imgur.com/qJdfQBB.jpg[/T] I regret everything.
put your feet in the pizza
Crap, I think I hear a fox.
put your feet in the fox, too
put your feet in warm [editline]14th August 2013[/editline] op can you take pictures of ur feet please?
break a window and climb in
Picture of feet: [T]http://i.imgur.com/gbcatdf.jpg[/T]
this just got weird bye guys
any way you can put a pepperoni on a single feet?
Can you please tie a knot on your big toe and do a close up?
You're gonna need to put your feet in everything you can, that'll ensure that the flat gets unlocked and you make it inside safely.
Lure the fox with the pizza and then nab 'em so that you may fashion yourself a nice fur coat. Trust me I've done this hundreds of times (usually it helps if the pizza has a lot of toppings but w/e)
-call the cops -goto a bar/nightclub if you still have money -google
Post more pictures of those SEXY FEET, PLEASE~
More feet, please.
Can you please drench a toeless sock in coke and slip a blade of grass in between your big toe? I'd appreciate it.
Find a 24hr restaurant.
Make a blanket out of the pizza and get ready for one hell of a night.
Coat your feet in the coke so that's there's a layer of protection over them, plus bugs really like that shit and they'll keep you company, which is only an added bonus.
I took a photo of me gently caressing the bottle, but I think it's too sexy for the Internet. I would go to a pub or something, but A, I have no shoes, and B, I need to wait for someone to go in or out so I can get in. It's not even as if I can just sleep at someone's house until morning, because I need someone to let me in.
Call the local police station for help, not 911 (Or 999, or whatever code you have, I don't see a flag under your name.) because it's not really an emergency. [editline]withfeet[/editline] Use your sexy feet to convince the police to let you in.
Would you kindly hold a straw with your masculine toes and scrunch them ever so slightly for the camera?
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830197']Picture of feet: [T]http://i.imgur.com/gbcatdf.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] I only take my feet in HD. Sorry.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830287']I took a photo of me gently caressing the bottle, but I think it's too sexy for the Internet. I would go to a pub or something, but A, I have no shoes, and B, I need to wait for someone to go in or out so I can get in. It's not even as if I can just sleep at someone's house until morning, because I need someone to let me in.[/QUOTE] This is where the pizza comes in. You'll need to try and find a homeless man, they will most likely, at least from my personal experience, be willing to trade you their pair of shoes for two and a half slices of said pizza. Sometimes you'll find people without shoes, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try.
Make shoes out of the pizza box.
[QUOTE=alexarche;41830294]Would you kindly hold a straw with your masculine toes and scrunch them ever so slightly for the camera?[/QUOTE] That you only have 21 posts and that you keep making these outlandish requests about the OP's toes really disturbs me.
Could you please post more pictures of your feet?
[QUOTE=The Maestro;41830312]That you only have 21 posts and that you keep making these outlandish requests about the OP's toes really disturbs me.[/QUOTE] Not about feet, didn't read. OP more feet please.
Alexarche isn't agreeing with my ideas. I put so much thought into them only to be let down. I've got to think harder, there's gotta be a way. EDIT: Feet
u have nice feet op :)))
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