Some guy in my area got slashed by a 35 cm knife in a fight, nose came off

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[quote]
Two men were attacked with a knife outside Tampines West Community Club early Friday morning.
The victims, believed to be in their 20s, were left lying in a pool of blood as their attackers fled the scene. The knife, measuring about 36cm, was left behind.
The two men were said to have been slashed on the face, head, shoulders and thighs. One of them almost lost his nose.[/quote]

[URL]http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/singapore/story/two-men-hurt-tampines-slashing-outside-community-club-20130323[/URL]

Was in the area studying, then saw everyone staring at these bunch of police dudes. And there was a bloody long line of blood.

Oh and I saw a nose. YEAH, THE LINK BELOW IS PRETTY GOREY. NOSE + EYEBROW CAME OFF.

[URL]http://i45.tinypic.com/2dlno91.jpg[/URL]

[Beardy]

gore in that tinypic picture

[Deprehensio]

I wonder if he nose how lucky he is. Another inch and he could've died.

[NeoAznMan]

I cringed seeing that picture.

[Chicken_Chaser]

I hope that kid is now renowned for being a tough mother fucker. Wow!

[Tufty 🌹]

This sort of mindless violence doesn't make any scents. He sneeze to work out his problems differently, but he blew it.

[CyanLime]

oh god

[TheBigPal]

Haha, the fuck, the article says he almost lost his nose. That picture looks like it's pretty fucking gone to me.

[Download]

I got a pun for this:

That guy sure has a nose for trouble!

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

i bet that if he has kids he isn't ever gonna do the "got your nose" thing with them

[Hullu V3]

This guy will have a scar on his face after the reconstruction surgery.

[Hodd Toward]

Photo of the aggressors:
[IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090612042507/en.futurama/images/2/2f/Ndnd.jpg[/IMG]

[ZomboJoe]

Its just like Dwarf Fortress!

[Tufty 🌹]

[QUOTE=The golden;40031424]There is a time and a place for news puns.

This isn't it.[/QUOTE]

it's always time for puns my friend

seems like you have a tissue with my humour.

[sHiBaN]

Damn!

Dude. That knife must've been so sharp

[fayz]

he survived and became Voldemort.

[Gorou]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS3RGesIFQ[/media]

[Taggart]

[QUOTE=TheBigPal;40031415]Haha, the fuck, the article says he almost lost his nose. That picture looks like it's pretty fucking gone to me.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure by "almost lost his nose" they mean "almost unable to have it reattached"

because I seriously doubt the vultures that are the media would have missed him having lost it all physically at one point

[Dysgalt]

[QUOTE=sHiBaN;40031558]Damn!

Dude. That knife must've been so sharp[/QUOTE]

Also helps with the structure of the nose with all that cartilage.

[lapsus_]

uhgh that nose pic

[MrTwicks]

faaaaaurkkk

[The-Spy]

Oh god.... I literally hate the feeling of my nose since it's all cartilage and the thought of it just breaking makes me cringe hard!

[kobalt]

What did he stick his nose into that got him attacked?

[tr00per7]

fucking hell, the skin looks like rubber!

I would hate if a dog came running along and started munching on it, COME BACK, THATS MY NOSE!

[hipsterhip]

Nose job hack job.

[lifehole]

[QUOTE=tr00per7;40032636]fucking hell, the skin looks like rubber!

I would hate if a dog came running along and started munching on it, COME BACK, THATS MY NOSE![/QUOTE]

pretty sure he would have bigger concerns rather than talking and worrying about a dog

i mean

y'know he doesn't really have half of his face

might cause some issues

[ironman17]

I almost expected to see a nose just lying on the pavement; thankfully they managed to reattach it.

[Desuh]

I don't even want to image how that hurt. The curious part of me wanted to see how he looked like without the nose.

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=The golden;40031424]There is a time and a place for news puns.

This isn't it.[/QUOTE]

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