So that's why your maps have been so shitty lately...
Why were you driving a car without brakes in the first place? That's silly.
This did not make me laugh.
Maybe she didn't know what "there are no brakes" means.
I didn't understand a single word you just said.
Whaaaaa?
[QUOTE=PederPauline;23109342]I didn't understand a single word you just said.[/QUOTE]
kid breaks brakes, warns grandmother, grandmother doesn't care, guy cuts them off, kid can't break, grandmother yells, kid thinks he owned his grandmother.
[QUOTE=PederPauline;23109342]I didn't understand a single word you just said.[/QUOTE]
maybe you should read the thread properly
It really isn't that hard to drive with only handbrakes if you go slow
[QUOTE=Relys;23109299]So that's why your maps have been so shitty lately...[/QUOTE]
Uh I have never released a map. Do you have me confused with someone else?
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23109461]Uh I have never released a map. Do you have me confused with someone else?[/QUOTE]
Did you already forget your tl;dr :downs:
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[QUOTE=YoMother;23109476]Do you live in no hills land?[/QUOTE]
I live in a pretty hilly area. It's called shifting and coasting.
OP: Grandma, the car has no brakes.
Grandma: Don't be silly, you always say that.
OP: Don't say I didn't warn you lol.
That last line is where you should have said something like "I'm serious" or "No really, they're broken, we will die."
My dog once prank called the cops, and asked what their favorite donuts were. They traced the call to our house, and arrested my dad, because they said animals can't be held responsible for criminal acts. Our dog was laughing his ass off.
[QUOTE]tl;dr my dog made a map of my school for counter strike source and got arrested.[/QUOTE]
That tl;dr is not funny.
Fucking stupid to even consider driving off with no brakes.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;23109479]Did you already forget your tl;dr :downs:
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No because my dog has a separate facepunch account from me. Unless she released a map under my account again.
By emergency brake, do you mean handbrake?
Also,
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23109268]I smile at her and say "HEY NO BRAKES!"[/QUOTE]
I find it hard to believe that while staring death in the face, you had the thought (and time) to turn, and go:
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png[/IMG]
"HEY, NO BRAKES!"
Which is what I'm lead to think you did, with the way you wrote that.
That's a bit hard to believe. This is a shit thread, and you should feel bad for making it.
you kinda set youself up for that without brakes
Haha i laughed at the tl;dr but nice comeback when she yelled for you to stop. Did you :smug: afterwards?
what happen to the dog
why would your dog make a map of your school that's just silly. and that has nothing to do with the thread title either DOES IT
That dog reminds me of that one kid who did the same thing, posted it on /b/ hoping they would all go " yer hurray u r epicz g0d of us " but really /b/ did some magic, found out who he is, and called the cops on him and got him arrested.
To be honest you actually would very well deserve to get into an accident because of your stupidity.
Dude, your dog is a bitch.
gerbile4 needs to take Posting 101 in college ASAP
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23109268]tells me to drive. Now, the car I'm driving is a 1998 (or that area) Chrysler seabring convertible. [/QUOTE]
Only part that made me laugh
You listen to your grandma too much.
"Grandma, this car has no brakes, this could kill us"
"Drive anyway"
"Yes grandma"
Simular to.
"Grandma, that bridge is open"
"Just ramp it, I don't want to be late"
"Yes grandma"
[QUOTE=Tyvak;23109307]Why were you driving a car without brakes in the first place? That's silly.[/QUOTE]
The only reason I can come up with is "He can't afford them"
so, uh, troll? that op was just dumb
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