• Jesus tries to sell drugs at strip club
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[img]http://cmsimg.citizen-times.com//apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=B0&Date=20131012&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=310120025&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Xcapades-raid-nets-drug-arrests[/img] [quote]Also arrested was Robert Douglas Brooks II, an eighth-grade social studies teacher at Valley Springs Middle School. Brooks, 31, of Asheville, was charged with conspiracy to sell marijuana and conspiracy to sell a controlled substance (oxycodone). His bond was set at $50,000. Brooks could not be reached for comment.[/quote] [url]http://www.citizen-times.com/article/20131012/NEWS/310120025/Xcapades-raid-nets-drug-arrests[/url] I actually had this guy last year, he was basically everyone's favorite teacher, even though he was a bit crazy and had a bit of a tendency to go on conspiracy rants.
What's the reference to Jesus all about?
The article doesn't even mention jesus.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42500558]What's the reference to Jesus all about?[/QUOTE] Basically, everyone always thought he looked like Jesus, so that's what people called him half the time.
[QUOTE=kooper44;42500567]Basically, everyone always thought he looked like Jesus, so that's what people called him half the time.[/QUOTE] But he doesn't look at all like an arab
I wish our Social Studies teacher was that cool, we had some old woman who was obsessed with her dogs They were basically kids to her
[QUOTE=Jodern;42500599]But he doesn't look at all like an arab[/QUOTE] haha, funny
[QUOTE=Jodern;42500599]But he doesn't look at all like an arab[/QUOTE] Jesus was probably a jew, not an arab
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;42500641]Jesus was probably a jew, not an arab[/QUOTE] Arab-looking?
[QUOTE=kooper44;42500567]Basically, everyone always thought he looked like Jesus, so that's what people called him half the time.[/QUOTE] What's the point of making an inside joke that no one will get? Are you just trying to embarrass yourself?
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;42500699]What's the point of making an inside joke that no one will get? Are you just trying to embarrass yourself?[/QUOTE] Well, I honestly do think he bears a bit of a resemblance, though I probably could have chose a better title. Sorry.
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[QUOTE=kooper44;42500567]Basically, everyone always thought he looked like Jesus, so that's what people called him half the time.[/QUOTE] But his hair isn't long enough
He barely looks like Jesus at all. You fucked up, OP. You fucked up.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;42500621]I wish our Social Studies teacher was that cool, we had some old woman who was obsessed with her dogs They were basically kids to her[/QUOTE] My calc teacher one Summer got arrested because her son had a meth lab in her basement [url]http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/allston_brighton/2011/12/professor_accused_of_running_m.html[/url]
[QUOTE=gokiyono;42500919]But his hair isn't long enough[/QUOTE] [t]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuVApVRT1Fh5exRBBGLFvfCgxSBijklvJoYH5vg7SxSUHHg9jz[/t] #Shred4Christ
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;42500641]Jesus was probably a jew, not an arab[/QUOTE] Either way he looks NOTHING like that white guy we keep seeing on the cross and media.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;42500699]What's the point of making an inside joke that no one will get? Are you just trying to embarrass yourself?[/QUOTE] Oh man I can't imagine the horror that would be embarrassing one's self on Facepunch. OP must be burying himself in shame right now because [I]the internet doesn't get his joke.[/I]
Funny to see my local news in SH. I even know some friends who went to Valley Springs.
What did jesus even look like?
[QUOTE=markfu;42500977]My calc teacher one Summer got arrested because her son had a meth lab in her basement [url]http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/allston_brighton/2011/12/professor_accused_of_running_m.html[/url][/QUOTE] My 6th grade teacher turned out to be a pedophile.
[QUOTE=SuddenImpact;42501577]What did jesus even look like?[/QUOTE] Arab
This monster needs to be crucified.
He does look like jesus.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;42500699]What's the point of making an inside joke that no one will get? Are you just trying to embarrass yourself?[/QUOTE] Oh man, reading this I picture one of those spoiled 8th grade girls saying it :v: Might wanna calm down pal
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;42500641]Jesus was probably a jew, not an arab[/QUOTE] There are Arab Jews. Jesus was an Arab Jew. Being an Arab does not mean you're Muslim. Edit: Why the disagree? I come from a Lebanese Christian family...
brown hair and a beard, basically jesus
[QUOTE=SuddenImpact;42501577]What did jesus even look like?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/IV/face-of-jesus-01-0312-de.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SuddenImpact;42501577]What did jesus even look like?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.localnewsonly.com/2013LNO/News/06/P20_Jesus_Centeno_Sanchez.jpg[/IMG]
Sorry to hear, kooper. What are your thoughts on it? Sad to see him get stuck there? ==============Warning. Nerd Rant On what Jesus Looked Like. Warning.=================== For the record: Jesus was not an Arab and probably didn't look *that* much like one (at least beyond clothing; *that* tends to be pretty common regardless of who you were). The Arabs were more or less stuck in the Arabian Peninsula until Mohommad overthrew the old City State-Tribe system and his successors surged out. If you wanted a good approximation of what Jesus looked like, you'd probably want to try and identify an Israeli whose family has been sticking around the region for the past several centuries. There are a lot of similarities (darker skin, dark hair, etc), but there are also plenty of differences. yawmwen has a pretty good picture as far as that goes.
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